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Muslim Joke

  • 21-09-2005 04:52AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    A huy walks into a sex shop and says
    "I want to buy a blow up sex doll.."
    The assitant says "Muslim or normal?"
    The guy asks "Whats the difference?"
    And the assistant replies......
    The muslim one blows itself up!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    very good...needed that one to wake me up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Pauly26


    Not bad at all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Funny.

    *Awaits indignation*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    Lol :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    wasn't this posted a few weeks ago and the OP got a whole load of abuse or am i just still recovering from last night?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭limerick_man


    .... hmmm.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    *waits on the sideline for someone else to start flaming the joke*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    Meh,
    6/10.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭limerick_man


    Marts wrote:
    *waits on the sideline for someone else to start flaming the joke*
    Same here, ... thats lousey!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Haha thats brill


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Good call :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭KnowItAll


    Thats a good one :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Very good :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


    Excellent :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Meh! 1/10 -for inaccuracies. And don't cite overthinking as an obvious obstruction to enjoying a laugh! damn you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,020 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,393 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    One for the pub I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Yook


    I liked it! Nice job!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Marts wrote:
    *waits on the sideline for someone else to start flaming the joke*
    [sarc]Dude, thats so racist. Its not their fault that they're towelheads[/sarc]:p


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