Christmas

Roar

Anyone else getting excited about it, seeing as it is only three months away? Debenhams have thier stuff up apparantly, must go down and have a peek.

Jingle bells... ho ho ho...

Karl Hungus

Yeah, better start looking for some presents soon anywho. Can't stand shopping with all those Xmas shopping crowds around all the time. Madness.

Crucifix

Agh, **** off it's still September.

Oriel

Some people say he saved their souls, but every year, I wish more and more that this Jesus person didn't die...

electric69

Go away!how silly.....we are in the month of September ffs!! If this tread was started on the 20 december you may have some grounds on which to ask this question.....but its not!!!....Bah humbug

projectmayhem

yeah ffs it's months away. stuff like this (planning 4 months ahead) ruins the whole "yay it's christmas" thing...

so what'll you be dressed as on hallween?

whiskeyman

sinecurea wrote:

Some people say he saved their souls, but every year, I wish more and more that this Jesus person didn't die...

huh?
Whats he got do to with Christmas? :rolleyes:

Diarmsquid

Crucifix wrote:

Agh, **** off it's still September.

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aidan_walsh

I was walking through town the other night, when I noticed in a shop window that there was a Santa and a Christmas tree propped up beside the Halloween tat.

I was depressed for the night afterwards...

Dades

sinecurea wrote:

Some people say he saved their souls, but every year, I wish more and more that this Jesus person didn't die...

Then I think it's EASTER you've a grudge against...!

But yeah - there's no Christ in Christmas.

OLDYELLAR

ou I soo cant wait , I saw a crib today an Ive been thinkin about me pressies since

bounty_hunter

Remind me half way through December and I might be mildly interested.

Ann Elk

Durkka Durkka Durkka mohammad jihad.......What's christmas?

Gazza22

*Bangs head against wall*

It's only September! Will all these christmas fanatics take a chill pill and raise the topic again in December...ya know, the month your supposed to think about christmas?

Mossy Monk

/me awaits the day Christmas turns into a 6 month holiday, then Hallmarks mission will be accomplished

i believe QVC showcased their Christmas goods 2 months ago so the shops are lagging behind

electric69

Ann Elk wrote:

Durkka Durkka Durkka mohammad jihad.......What's christmas?

Shurpa shurpa, shurpla mohammad jihad.

"Terrorist: You have balls. I like balls. "

Xmas is too far away people....just stop..its depressing...think of all the poor tiny tim's out there.

OLDYELLAR

ou I`d love to put me tree up now!!

electric69

OLDYELLAR wrote:

ou I`d love to put me tree up now!!

I could think of somewhere you could put your tree up!!

Roar

Sky movies have been showing christmas movies since august... they showed scrooged not so long ago, an all time classic.

i remember one christmas i bought a hat which extended outwards at the top and had some mistletoe at the end.. wore it out one night, happy night that was...

http://www.steppingout-dancewear.com/acatalog/23028.jpg

will have to get me one again

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine...

OLDYELLAR

electric69 wrote:

I could think of somewhere you could put your tree up!!

whatever yer into man

Pigman II

Well it was after all Jesus's official b.day 4 days ago ... or did you all forget?

I imagine highlighting that fact is all Debenhams were trying to achieve with their seemingly cynical (but not however!) 'early' Xmas promotions.

Happy B.day J-man!

whiskeyman

The Atheist wrote:

But yeah - there's no Christ in Christmas.

exactly.
We even cross out the name Christ and call it Xmas.

Pitseleh

No more Christmas talk until December 1st, please. I'm already dreading the gaudy lights in Henry Street and the endless "crooning". Christmas songs pumped through speakers onto the streets all day with the only escape being crowded shops with louder "songs". I bet it wasn't like that in Bethlehem 2000 years ago.

whiskeyman

"get yar rappin paper.... foive far fifteeeee!!!!"

aidan_dunne

Roar wrote:

..........three months away?

Exactly! It's three months away still. So don't mention it for another three months then! :rolleyes:

Roar wrote:

Jingle bells... ho ho ho...

Oh piss off! :mad:

Take your f**king Christmas, wrap it up in lots and lots of the sharpest, prickliest holly you can find and shove it up your hole! :eek:

I f**kin' hate Christmas! :mad:

OLDYELLAR

last christmas is playing now
yays Im lovin the run up to christmas!!

OLDYELLAR

How could ya not love it ?
Its when christ was born we should all rejoice and celebrate with selection boxes and cheap beer

Mossy Monk

please tell me it is your PC thats playing Last Christmas or does the radio boycott start early this year

OLDYELLAR

my PC Jeez I wish the radio would play something worth listening to for a change :rolleyes:

alleepally

An appeal to mods to please lock any Christmas related thread between now and December 1st and ban any muppet that brings the subject up.

Thanks

cuaifeadh

::Yuck:: Christmas is a time for family fighting, dissapointing presents and bronchitis. Makes you realise how much other people piss the hell outta you. *grr*

OLDYELLAR

We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year

aidan_dunne

alleepally wrote:

An appeal to mods to please lock any Christmas related thread between now and December 1st and ban any muppet that brings the subject up.

Thanks

Agreed! We're not even over Halloween yet, for God's sake.

I think the United Nations should stop worrying about North Korea and Iran's nuclear programmes for the time being and concentrate on the more important issues....... like bringing in a worldwide ban on any mention of Christmas or Christmas-related issues before December 1st each year! And should any country, company, media outlet, etc., break this ban that they be tried for crimes against humanity!

Nightwish

I'm lovin' the Christmas animosity on this thread. I fu<kin' hate it too. And any shop with Christmas stuff up should be boycotted, the money hungry ba$tards

OLDYELLAR

Ah stop the christmas hating!!
Christmas rocks!!
Sitting around eating for a week an pressies an its just great!

cuaifeadh

Nightwish wrote:

And any shop with Christmas stuff up should be boycotted, the money hungry ba$tards

I second that! Now...I'm off to burn all the tinsel in the house and that damned battery powered singing and dancing Santa.


Edit: I'm gonna put them in the microwave. Moowhaha.

Nightwish

cuaifeadh wrote:

I second that! Now...I'm off to burn all the tinsel in the house and that damned battery powered singing and dancing Santa..

the shop where I work put up one of those Santas last year. It was about 5 ft high and needless to say, the staff executed it

cuaifeadh wrote:

Edit: I'm gonna put them in the microwave. Moowhaha.

lmfao

liamskater

aidan_dunne wrote:

Exactly! It's three months away still. So don't mention it for another three months then! :rolleyes:





Oh piss off! :mad:

Take your f**king Christmas, wrap it up in lots and lots of the sharpest, prickliest holly you can find and shove it up your hole! :eek:

I f**kin' hate Christmas! :mad:

The ****ing funniest post ive ever read, Can't stop laughin!!!!

aidan_dunne

You think I was joking, liamskater? I'm bloody serious!

cuaifeadh wrote:

Edit: I'm gonna put them in the microwave. Moowhaha.

Ooooh, ooooh, pictures, pictures, we need pictures! Or, even better, if you happen to have one of those digital cameras that can also take videos, a short little video clip. I'd love to see a video of that fat ba$tard getting nuked!*



*Oh, if only it was for real. I'd gladly pay to see someone hijack a US Air Force B2 stealth bomber armed with a couple of thermonuclear bombs and see them take a trip over Lapland! Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?

4Xcut

I LOVE CHRISTMAS

Sorry for this rediculas bost but,well........i, you know LOVE CHRISTMAS

grimloch

Christmas FTW.

Ah, my obligatory yearly mass trip, eating until I'm unable to leave my chair and then start sweating profusely, making myself ill gorging on chocolate bars in a bid to consume mine before anyone else in the house....

I love Crimbo.

JackKelly

omgwtdbbq!11!one , it's only bloody September.

There's an easy equation; the earlier Christmas decorations go up, the worse Christmas becomes.

Naos

Holy crap...

Went down to Tesco today and seen some Halloween masks, made a wee smirk thinking "Those crazy tesco heads, having this stuff out, its only September!"

...and then you bring Christmas into the equation.

Am I getting excited? I would like a Roses egg this time please Mr.Bunny.

OLDYELLAR

4Xcut wrote:

I LOVE CHRISTMAS

Sorry for this rediculas bost but,well........i, you know LOVE CHRISTMAS

YAY!!!
Id love a selection box now , and the crib , ah ya gotta love the crib ,. an the dancing santa`s , best time of year ever.

Nightwish

families fighting, relatives getting drunk and making a holy show of themselves, stupid christmas hats you get in crackers not to mention the expectations. Christmas has to live up to its portrayal and for me these expectations rarely materialise. I hate it. I would love to hibernate through the month of December

rainbow kirby

I've been working in retail for far too long to get particularly excited about Christmas.

Nightwish

rainbow kirby wrote:

I've been working in retail for far too long to get particularly excited about Christmas.

^^^exactly. For me christmas means unbelievable queues and verbal abuse from customers. No wonder I hate Christmas when it turns people into psychotic monsters cos they cant get the playstation/random toy etc for their darling little Jack.

alleepally

Nightwish wrote:

^^^exactly. For me christmas means unbelievable queues and verbal abuse from customers. No wonder I hate Christmas when it turns people into psychotic monsters cos they cant get the playstation/random toy etc for their darling little Jack.

Ditto. Monsters isn't the word.

Roar

YAY!

Three months to christmas exactly!

OLDYELLAR

yay!!!!I cannae wait!

nedoo

hay, happy three months to christmas one and all. You got me so happy on this Sunday Morning a little pee came out! I love christmas and all the fights and drink and drugs and rain and trees going on fire and all the joys it holds. BRING IT ON!