if you could 'off' three ppl

The Bollox

scenario time: you have a relation in Durga-Durgastad who, for your next birthday, gives you a gift certificate whereby the Talaban will off any three ppl of your choice, who would you choose?

StupidLikeAFox

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Dave!

Ian Paisley... Paris Hilton... aaaaaaaand... Osama Bin Laden? You think they'd be game? lol

biko

I don't want to "off" them but can I give Bush, Cheney and Paisley some dodgy shrimps and chicken from the chinese down the road?

I know a lot more people that I want to "on", if that can be arranged?

4Xcut

Bush,thatcher and paisley

Rb

Paris Hilton, Halle Berry and whoever created MTV UK.

Rhyme

Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton... aaaand Paris Hilton

The Bollox

biko wrote:

I don't want to "off" them but can I give Bush, Cheney and Paisley some dodgy shrimps and chicken from the chinese down the road?

I know a lot more people that I want to "on", if that can be arranged?

that is possibe, but the assassination team will 'on' her aswell

jonny68

4Xcut wrote:

Bush,thatcher and paisley

I'll go along with that

ApeXaviour

I'd say bush and Ariel Sharon but the taliban offing them would simply spawn white and jewish anti-terror supremacists worse than them.

So... I guess it would have to be novelty: Louey Walsh, Liam Lawlor (goddam stinking corrupt sonofabich!) and the reverend fred phelps (of godhatesfags.com fame).

The Bollox

ApeXaviour wrote:

I'd say bush and Ariel Sharon but the taliban offing them would simply spawn white and jewish anti-terror supremacists worse than them.

there would be no reprocussions, these guys are the best, make it look like suicide

Dinner

I'd think Bush and Thatcher would be a waste. Bush will be gone in a few years when his term is up. Thatcher only rears her head every now and then and besides she's old.

I'd be more likely to go for Louis Walsh, because he never goes away. Tara Palmer Tompkinson, because its her, and Eminem or someone like that.

AARRRGH

Ahhh me like this one.

Bush, for obvious reasons.
Jennifer Lopez, for representing all that is wrong with the human ego.
Ronan Keating, just for a laugh.

Neuro

1. Joe Duffy.
2. Louis Walsh.
3. Max Clifford.

Shrimp

Marts wrote:

scenario time: you have a relation in Durga-Durgastad who, for your next birthday, gives you a gift certificate whereby the Talaban will off any three ppl of your choice, who would you choose?

This thread is such a prime example of ignorance, dont really care if its meant as a joke. It's not actually funny, it should be closed. You didn't have to make the link to the talaban, and "durga-durgstand" anyways I belive it's spelt.. Durka-Drukastan... no need tbh...

ibanez

George Bush,Bertie Ahern and Mary Harney.

Rb

dublindude wrote:

Ahhh me like this one.

Bush, for obvious reasons.
Jennifer Lopez, for representing all that is wrong with the human ego.
Ronan Keating, just for a laugh.

Damnit i forgot about Jennifer Lopez...

Sleepy

Only 3? This is going to take some ingenuity:

The pilot taking Bertie Ahern and his inner sanctum to Brussels.
Bush's limo driver. With any luck you'd at least get Rice as well.
Paris Hilton, made to look like a gruesome suicide. Seeing as every other simpering idiot on earth copies her every move, we should only be left with the sensible ones

tetsujin1979

Louis Walsh
Simon Cowell
Whatever c*nt came up with Pop Idol/X-Factor/American Idol/etc

Actually scratch that, I'd just ask the boys if I could shoot Louis myself 3 times!!

bug

whoever *is* actually running the current admin in the states.

blair... for everything that embodies egotism. Nevermind Jennifer Lopez.

Not Sharon for the moment,cos then you might possibly get Netimyahoo ...sp?

Wolfowitz and Cheney.

Ahhh. Peace on earth.

the_syco

Mark C****** [spelling?]
Ian Paisley
Whoever is in charge of North Korea.

heggie

Shrimp,
Shrimp's self righteousness
and
Shrimp's Internet Connection

Farls

So tough.......

I really like Sleepy's thinking though. so i'll second that!

bounty

marge simpson, i just hate the sound of her voice
the guy who cancelled futurama
and this guy: :rolleyes: hes used too much

Doper Than U

Off the top of my head:

Bertie Ahern
Bush
Gerry Adams

scojones

Ian Paisley.
The Queen of England.
George Bush (The current president of the USA).

Vikings

tom brady, peyton manning and .... ron mexico

bounty

they're all american footballers, why'd you hate them?

Vikings

theyre standing in culpeppers way! they need to make way for the cpep!

deisedevil

Doper Than U wrote:

Off the top of my head:

Bertie Ahern
Bush
Gerry Adams

Any chance ya could tell us why bertie and gerry when paisley and adair are still stinking up the air in our lovely country?

Repli

Dr Rihab Taha (Dr Germ) - she's still a threat so long as she's alive - there's nothing wrong with knowledge but she's willing to apply it to aid terrorism..

Taha admitted to the inspectors that she had grown 19,000 litres of botulism toxin; [7] 8,000 litres of anthrax; 2,000 litres of aflatoxins, which can cause liver cancer; clostridium perfringens, a bacterium that can cause gas gangrene; and ricin, a castor bean derivative which can kill by impeding circulation. She also admitted conducting research into cholera, salmonella, foot and mouth disease, and camel pox, a disease that uses the same growth techniqes as smallpox

One of the most dangerous people alive in the world in my opinion.. She could potentially be released if the right people are held hostage (Ken Bigleys captors ordered her release)

Other than that..
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Ayman al-Zawahiri

Bard

Ian Paisley. No one man has done more to stand in the way of peace, democracy and unity on this island. "Reverend" me hole. One of the most ignorant, bigoted and self-centred bastards it has ever been my severe displeasure to be aware of the existence of.

Queen Elizabeth II of England. Nothing personal,- I just think it would be a massive event - and an interesting one to be alive for - if she were to be assassinated (and not replaced). Everyone would know where they were *THAT* day!

President George W. Bush. Reasons may be obvious, but unlike many people I know, I actually don't believe that the American people do deserve to have this unfortunate cretinous bottom-of-the-gene-pool chimp-like waste of DNA of a creature as their supreme leader... plus again, it would be an interesting event to be alive for - the assassination of an American 'president'.

Nightwish

George W Bush, although, if he were assassinated, the yanks would make him a martyr.
Avril Lavigne. No need to elaborate there.
Ian Paisley Jr, the daddy's gonna die soon and without the son to take his place hopefully, the most bigoted family in NI would fade from politics

Doper Than U

deisedevil wrote:

Any chance ya could tell us why bertie and gerry when paisley and adair are still stinking up the air in our lovely country?

Any chance ya could tell us why you give a sh*t what I choose?

You say that like there were only five options and I picked the irish to off instead of the "pro-brits". I don't give a sh*t about Us vs Them. My dad's irish, my mum's british. So I guess it's just because I f*cking hate murderers. And liars who run our country with all the integrity of Jerry Springer. And lying murderers who run countries.

I don't like Paisley or Adair either, add them to the list if you want. F*ck sake, you'd swear irish murderers were somehow better than english ones. All murderers can rot in hell for all I care, I don't care what nationality they are.

F*ck it, add Martin McGuinness to the list aswell.

dlofnep

Ian Paisley & george W. Bush and his father.

de5p0i1er

Sleepy wrote:

The pilot taking Bertie Ahern and his inner sanctum to Brussels.
Bush's limo driver. With any luck you'd at least get Rice as well.
Paris Hilton, made to look like a gruesome suicide. Seeing as every other simpering idiot on earth copies her every move, we should only be left with the sensible ones

You read my mind. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

Our man in Havana

dlofnep wrote:

Ian Paisley & george W. Bush and his father.

My sentiments excatly.

Ann Elk

ibanez wrote:

George Bush,Bertie Ahern and Mary Harney.

Agree with all three - but bear in mind when Harney falls she's likely to create a ground zero large enough to take out the surrounding areas - RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

Hobbes

People do know that what they are posting by Bush will eventually end up on a secret services desk and will probably get investigated over it. Of course your probably in a long queue.

Hagar

Ronald McDonald
Colonel Saunders
King Burger

Jesper

Jade Gooding (that creature from one of the big Brothers, why won't see go away)

Ian Paisley ( To many reasons to mention)

Mother Nature ( nothing funny about New Orlienes ya b****)

Tobias Greeshman

- Ian Paisley - Most of the reasons previously stated by other users
- Bertie Ahern - Hate that smarmy c*** thats fecked our country over
- George W Bush - Does this need explanation

Sifo

this is a tough one!

George Bush - "Always got a spare bullet for you Georgie".

Roy Keane - "I have my reasons".

Marge Simpson - She's held Homer back for too long.

20 Times 20 Times

barry fergurson
ian paisley
another i shall not name he is a guy from my locality

R0ot

George Bush (kinda obvious)

Roy Keane (same as sifo, i have my reasons)

The Creator of the Crazy Frog Thingy (damn i hate his guts)

Mossy Monk

George Bush
Margaret Thatcher
Ian Paisley

all in no particular order

Catsmokinpot

Simon Cowel
GW bush
and austin powers (just so i can steal his mojo)


if there was a fourth, it would be madonna

andrew163

George W. Bush - Because he's the worst thing to happen to the world since the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Ian Paisley Junior - Because the other one is about to croak any day now anyway.
Mr. Burns - Because he can't remember Homer's name.

StupidLikeAFox

One person i wouldnt off is Ian Paisley. He is too much of a pillar, he is almost near the end, i wouldnt make a martyr out of him. If he died naturally they may be leaderless, if he was "offed" it would, as i say, make a martyr of him.

Sooo, i dont think i'd off anybody. Nobody is making my life that bad that i would want to see them dead.

Neuro

Ian Paisley seems to be making an appearance in the lists of many posters. But what about Gerry Adams? He and his cohorts have done more damage to the Peace Process than any other politicians in Northern Ireland.

In my opinion he's a borderline sociopath; he would've been immensly popular in Germany had he been born there circa 1900.

Gandalf23

The three guys above who want to "off" Roy Keane...