A Brief History of Time

StupidLikeAFox

The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

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From http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3fs8i/hist/hist.html

pred racer

Cool.
Wonder how long that took to whittle down.

Pigman II

It's still a lot to write on the back of your arm if you have a test in the morning.

whiskeyman

*BANG*... and here we are.

larryone

I always thought of it as more of a *POP*

johnny_ultimate

Or a kinda PSWWSSHTTT sound.

Anyway Im willing to give this a go, in much less than 200 words :

Started with a loud noise (won't go into details. It was just a noise). Anyway, this created everything more or less. Then there were these things - let's call them the living things - which were kind of alive. So these started evolving from wee little yokes to really large yokes called dinosaurs. Long story short, the dinosaurs were wiped out by cavemen / aliens (or so I hear). Then these cave people became fairly civilised over time, built pyramid thingies, spent alot of time doing nothing interesting (cept dying from something called the Black Death). They then became less civilised, learnt to swear, and started posting on internet message boards.
As for the Universe outside Earth, I dunno, stars - explosions - and er.. more stars - sums it up pretty well.