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The New Charter! (Old charter)

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    #32
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    amp THE LEADER wrote:
    I am The Leader and I currently speak through my vassal "amp" as I am currently unable to lower myself into a non energy state. There are times when I can project a holographic image, which has previously taken the form of several cats, Kenneth Williams and Sarky_s.

    Now i dont know if you forgot the "p" or sarky has robbed a _s off me
    Which sarky was it anyway?
    :D


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    #33
    Doctor Fell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭Doctor Fell


    Don't forget Girasexuals and Hipposexuals please.

    For the unenlightened of you, Girasexuals are people whose partners have really long necks, while hipposexuals coppulate with very large rotund partners.


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    #34
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Let's not forget pyrosexuals either!

    It starts with a spilt flaming sambuca - now only petrol works for me...


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    #35
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    amp wrote:

    6. Impending enslavement

    Rumours about my taking over "amp" completely and enslaving all TCN posters to become drones to infiltrate the Earth are completely unfounded and false. My real motives for controlling this forum are too horrifying for your meagre human brains to understand.

    Lots of hardcore love,

    The Leader

    the leader is good the leader is great we surrender our will as of this date


    na na na na na na nana na na na na na nana na na na na na na LEADER na na na na na na na nana na na na na na na na LEADER


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    #36
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Originally Posted by amp THE LEADER
    I am The Leader and I currently speak through my vassal "amp" as I am currently unable to lower myself into a non energy state.

    Führer has a better ring to it. Particularly if you're REALLY set on world domination.


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    #37
    psicic
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭psicic


    biko wrote:
    Führer has a better ring to it. Particularly if you're REALLY set on world domination.

    Oy! We're at war, son. You will address El Presidente, The Leader, as OberGrüppenFührer General amp, in all communications.

    All Hail The Charter! All Hail The Leader! All Hail OberGrüppenFührer General amp!

    p.s. I think I'll lay off the ass-kissing now...my lips are getting sore...:D


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    #38
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    They wouldn't if he ever waxed.


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    #39
    Shabadu
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    They wouldn't if he ever waxed.
    He's so inconsiderate like that. He could even snip the really long ones or sth.


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    #40
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    So where are the pictures of sexy men?


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    #41
    Shabadu
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Tar, are you on this internet?


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    #42
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have my own internet thank you very much, it is lacking said material.
    ;_;
    ;

    Does your internets have sexy men?


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    #43
    Shabadu
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Several! /me rubs thighs in direction of a certain pic featuring three hot young men and some good wholesome eyebrow licking.


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    #44
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I wish I had that, they sound so...young and wholesome. I checked my peer guardian. It says it is blocking everybodies internet. :(


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    #45
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    dANM JU!


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    #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    f..OGGY JEW


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    #47
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules



    Lots of hardcore love,

    The Leader

    just thought i'd check the charter incase i could get banned for well, being a bit of a rude girl, but i think with how the leader signed off i could be ok!!


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    #48
    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    jules80 wrote:
    just thought i'd check the charter incase i could get banned for well, being a bit of a rude girl, but i think with how the leader signed off i could be ok!!

    Yeah there's nothing in it for talking dirty - guess we're safe!!!


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    #49
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yes think we are anyway if amp had issues i coul djust give him a good spanking and send him on his merry way!


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    #50
    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    Oooohhh he'd love that!

    We must put in a request that talking dirty is added to the charter


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    #51
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    wouldnt have to put in in the charter, all he would have to do is complain about it and i would take out the studded paddle!! he is a dirty dirty boy though!


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    #52
    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    Really - how dirty?!


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    #53
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    have not yet experienced it, but will be sure to let you know just how dirty he can get!


    are we just taking over every thread... you know i have been tempted to post in the banning thread, i dont know why, need to see what i have to do to get immunity from posting in there.... wonder what it will take!


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    #54
    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    Oh you mean you actually would get banned for posting in there. Maybe your just banned from that thread and not from TCN?


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    #55
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    nope banned from the whole TCN, its so tempting though! if i was to do it..

    god would it be dirty!


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    #56
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    jules80 wrote:
    nope banned from the whole TCN, its so tempting though! if i was to do it..

    god would it be dirty!

    You would know if you had immunity. I need to have a cold shower now.


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    #57
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's tempting to know if I have immunity or not. Not enough to be too stupid and lose the best forum, 4EVAR.

    *sexplodes*


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    #58
    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    amp wrote:
    You would know if you had immunity. I need to have a cold shower now.

    What if we promised you a threesome? Could we have immunity then?


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    #59
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    *em wonders how to find out how dirty amp can be, how much alcohol it would take, or how many favours i'd have to offer!*


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    #60
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Deer wrote:
    What if we promised you a threesome? Could we immunity then?

    grammer dear deer please!


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    #61
    Deer
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    Whoops - I edited it - can't leave the side down!!


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