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Buy&Sell Dating - talk about getting straight to the point!!

  • 29-08-2005 4:02am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭


    You have to admire this girls bluntness

    http://www.dating.buyandsell.ie/s/view/308828/s/235
    my ideal matches must be clean, discreet,strong, well built/endowed, assertive,dominant black men. must also be respectful and know how to treat a woman. please, please, i am only interested in black guys. have dated white guys all my life and now seek something new and exciting

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    What a racist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    F8cking classic, she's obviously looking for some big black pudding!!!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    if that ad said 'no blacks' there would be something said but seeing that its 'no whites' its ok... i mean come on woman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    If you register as a member and click on her pics she, em, reveals more (no nakedness). That site certainly killed an hour for me on the graveyard shift last night/today ......... the gas thing is: its Buy & Sell :eek: :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    can't be arsed membering up...what happens alpha???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭beller b


    She has obviously tasted the black & ther's no goin' back! LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    there is a different taste tbh :p...she probably has no thread left on the tires and need a bit more girth to get her goin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭beller b


    Yeah... Why does everyone go for the black fruit pastiles,winegums,jelly babies etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    beller b wrote:
    Yeah... Why does everyone go for the black fruit pastiles,winegums,jelly babies etc


    LMAO :D...there the only one i hate (thats not a racist hint btw
    )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    I would just like to advise you all to become members and check out that hot momma!!! Damn she is fine, if I only was black!!!! :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    Dating & Relationships
    Current Relationship: I'm happily married
    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    jcoote wrote:
    can't be arsed membering up...what happens alpha???


    Some pics of her at "home" in lingerie and the like. Probably fake but Im suprised Buy & Sell allow it. Some drop dead gorgeous Dublin women on that site but Im dont think Im that sad yet to go hunting for dates on it. There's always the shag buddy for emergencies ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭JungleBunny


    Dating & Relationships
    Current Relationship: I'm happily married

    Yeah that had my slightly confused too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Ha least shes straight to the point , I saw a great advert in there one day a guy looking for another guy with a high lobedo I was in the stitches an my mam goes whats so funny im like nothing she goes there is what ya reading so i point it out to her anyway she was like wtf takes the paper an starts reading all the ''good ones'' out loud , twas gas , some of em dont mind saying what there into anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭beller b




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    Anyone else thinking of moving to Limerick?

    Ok, maybe not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭p~b


    shes a nice piece of ass, i have to work on my tan lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    http://www.dating.buyandsell.ie/s/view/387563/s/28



    My jaysus, Im moving out of Dublin

    I love fun, meeting new people.

    I enjoy was every 19yr old does... sex lol.

    I wont mess you about, I am very straight forward.

    TAlK TO ME I WONT BITE(unless you want me too)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    F8cking classic, she's obviously looking for some big black pudding!!!! :p


    Seems to be the in thing now. Few of us have membership for the vaults and went a couple of saturdays ago. Saturday is R'N'B night and the majority of people there are black men and white women, and comically, a few white guys who think they are black rappers, its really funny, they are done up in all the fubu gear and gangsta walking round the place. Anyway one of the lads went up to a girl and tried to get chatting. He was met with a disgusted look and told "your not black" , he then checked himself to make sure (you never know) and said "yeah?" so she kind of made a noise at him and walkd off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    Stekelly wrote:
    Anyway one of the lads went up to a girl and tried to get chatting. He was met with a disgusted look and told "your not black"

    The urban legend of the size of black langers must be spreading to the Dublin slappers so! ;o)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Alpha505 wrote:
    Some drop dead gorgeous Dublin women on that site...

    Drop dead gorgeous, single and on an internet dating site means kid included.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    impr0v wrote:
    Drop dead gorgeous, single and on an internet dating site means kid included.

    Thats a very good point. How can you be "sick of the bar/club scene" at 19?! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    no matter what they all look like or seem to be like there is a legitimate reason why they have to advertise to get a bf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    But then there really is that question: How well can you get to know someone in a noisy bar/club in fairness?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    this seems to be catchin on...yeah but talkin to someone for like mins would give u a better indication of what they were like than reading a profile and looking at a few pics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Stekelly wrote:
    Seems to be the in thing now. Few of us have membership for the vaults and went a couple of saturdays ago. Saturday is R'N'B night and the majority of people there are black men and white women, and comically, a few white guys who think they are black rappers, its really funny, they are done up in all the fubu gear and gangsta walking round the place. Anyway one of the lads went up to a girl and tried to get chatting. He was met with a disgusted look and told "your not black" , he then checked himself to make sure (you never know) and said "yeah?" so she kind of made a noise at him and walkd off.

    I heard about that place alright, they're purely out looking for a black mamba!!! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    jcoote wrote:
    this seems to be catchin on...yeah but talkin to someone for like mins would give u a better indication of what they were like than reading a profile and looking at a few pics

    Yeah definitely, you can tell if you "click" in person alot better (obviously). I only looked at this site from looking to buy something on Buy&Sell, then I only expected farmers wifes who have a face like they're chewing wasps - not great looking women!

    Maybe the online dating is not as nerdy as it was once percieved?

    Dublin MILF


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    So, how many boards.ie's are on there!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    Alpha505 wrote:
    Maybe the online dating is not as nerdy as it was once percieved?

    maybe its because there are so many weirdos out there today and a lot of women wouldn't feel safe meeting someone in a club/pub situation...especially if they are divorced or wre abanndonned by their kids father...online dating is a bit safer...now i know any lunatic could say they are someone that they aren't but at least there is a bit of distance initially


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    http://www.dating.buyandsell.ie/s/view/539345/s/8

    Is it just me or does this "young lady" have the reminants of an Adam's apple?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    ha ha yeah it sure looks like it i'd say its just a shadow tho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    D wrote:
    http://www.dating.buyandsell.ie/s/view/539345/s/8

    Is it just me or does this "young lady" have the reminants of an Adam's apple?

    Oh my god :eek:, that's a ladyboy!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    yeah at second glance she does have a bit of a jaw on her/him...good luck thats all we need:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    I can't believe it has a 'HIV status' category on each profile.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    impr0v wrote:
    I can't believe it has a 'HIV status' category on each profile.
    Why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Alpha505


    Oh my god :eek:, that's a ladyboy!!!!!

    Some of those pics are definitely amatuer night with Google Image Search alright but 90% of them look legit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    Alpha505 wrote:
    Some of those pics are definitely amatuer night with Google Image Search alright but 90% of them look legit.

    Dear god my eyes!
    Whatever you do people keep google's safe search on (my mistake was turning it off).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Son_of_Belial


    Stekelly wrote:
    Seems to be the in thing now. Few of us have membership for the vaults and went a couple of saturdays ago. Saturday is R'N'B night and the majority of people there are black men and white women, and comically, a few white guys who think they are black rappers, its really funny, they are done up in all the fubu gear and gangsta walking round the place. Anyway one of the lads went up to a girl and tried to get chatting. He was met with a disgusted look and told "your not black" , he then checked himself to make sure (you never know) and said "yeah?" so she kind of made a noise at him and walkd off.
    Haha, I love it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Son_of_Belial


    D wrote:
    Dear god my eyes!
    Whatever you do people keep google's safe search on (my mistake was turning it off).
    OMG, I know that girl!! Oh dear...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    D wrote:
    http://www.dating.buyandsell.ie/s/view/539345/s/8

    Is it just me or does this "young lady" have the reminants of an Adam's apple?

    has to be a ladyboy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    Alpha505 wrote:


    Damn, all this time I've been drinking bottled water! I'm off to drink from the Shannon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭PullMyFinger!


    Zapho wrote:
    Damn, all this time I've been drinking bottled water! I'm off to drink from the Shannon.

    Me too :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Alpha505 wrote:
    Some of those pics are definitely amatuer night with Google Image Search alright but 90% of them look legit.
    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    i'm i the only person who couldn't bring myself to meet someone through the buy & sell!? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭PullMyFinger!


    karlh wrote:
    i'm i the only person who couldn't bring myself to meet someone through the buy & sell!? :)

    Either could I.

    But she'd get a rattle ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    I've met loads of people through the buyandsell... buying and selling.. boring or what? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭PullMyFinger!


    Wonder what she's selling?

    She describes her ideal match thus:

    "someone to woo me, to leave me my independence, to treat me like a lady on the street, and a freak in the bed. i like to be crazy"

    Crazy German nympho in Dublin ahoy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭ed6hellsfresh


    i personally admire her seemingly interchangable height, is she 5'4'' or 5'7'' stands to reason she would't really change all that much, i suppose femurs are unpredictable beasts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭PullMyFinger!


    i personally admire her seemingly interchangable height, is she 5'4'' or 5'7''

    Most Germans are, ahem. flexible.


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