Things you hate in a guy

Rb

Thought the girls would like their own threat to bitch about guys, seeing as us guys have one

So, what do you hate in a guy?

Cutie18Ireland

bigheadedness!!! worst thing ever when your with a guy and he just thinks he's it and spends longer in front of the mirror than you!!

Nightwish

guys who are full of themselves and are too focused on labels-Himbo's.
Then there's the opposite end of the scale:skangers.

oh yeah-clones
thats about it really

LadyJ

Men who are just utterly incapable of making a definite plan.

Skinny guys

Massive muscles

Guys who talk about their cock too much

Men who assume you're a b!tch if you're good-looking

Men who come up to you in a bar with the obvious intention of trying to lay you and then they make some lame attempt to talk to you,ie.pretending to actually be interested in you. JUST ASK ME DO I WANT TO **** YOU AND MAKE LIFE A BIT EASIER!

crazy angel

metro............yuck!!!!

Nightwish

LadyJ wrote:

Men who are just utterly incapable of making a definite plan.

women are worse at that-they are completely indecisive. At least men know what they want

LadyJ wrote:

Guys who talk about their cock too much

i have NEVER in my life met a guy like that

LadyJ wrote:

Men who assume you're a b!tch if you're good-looking

Men who come up to you in a bar with the obvious intention of trying to lay you and then they make some lame attempt to talk to you,ie.pretending to actually be interested in you. JUST ASK ME DO I WANT TO **** YOU AND MAKE LIFE A BIT EASIER!

and Im clearly not good looking enough for that to ever happen to me

LadyJ

crazy angel wrote:

metro............yuck!!!!

Well no one's into trains I hope..........

Yuck,train porn! :eek:

Rantorama

Spikey/gelled hair.
It's the male equivalent of fake tan.

marshmallow

I hate scrawny guys, whether tall or small.

LadyJ

Nightwish wrote:

women are worse at that-they are completely indecisive. At least men know what they want

Well I rarely meet men like that. Most of them never make a solid plan for fear that something more important will come up! :rolleyes:

i have NEVER in my life met a guy like that

Believe me,they're out there!

Rb

LadyJ wrote:

Men who are just utterly incapable of making a definite plan.

Women are sooo much worse for that!

LadyJ wrote:

Guys who talk about their cock too much

Ever asked them to present it?Chances are its all talk,

muckwarrior

Phew!
I'm glad to see that girls actually don't seem to go for those poncy pink tshirt wearing gits that can't even go to the shops without spendin an hour in front of the mirror with a bottle of hair gel.

The Bollox

LadyJ wrote:

Men who come up to you in a bar with the obvious intention of trying to lay you and then they make some lame attempt to talk to you,ie.pretending to actually be interested in you. JUST ASK ME DO I WANT TO **** YOU AND MAKE LIFE A BIT EASIER!

you do realise that is what I shall HAVE to do at the Boards Beers now

Tusky

Rantorama wrote:

Spikey/gelled hair.
It's the male equivalent of fake tan.

errr no its not.

LadyJ

Marts wrote:

you do realise that is what I shall HAVE to do at the Boards Beers now

Feel free,it'll either be a yes or a no.

Rantorama

Tusky wrote:

errr no its not.

IMO it aways looks likes piled on . And aways looks sh!t.

jellie

muckwarrior wrote:

Phew!
I'm glad to see that girls actually don't seem to go for those poncy pink tshirt wearing gits that can't even go to the shops without spendin an hour in front of the mirror with a bottle of hair gel.

what is WITH the pink shirts/tshirts? WHYYYYYY

Sandals

Rantorama wrote:

Spikey/gelled hair.
It's the male equivalent of fake tan.

What???,

Now, I'm offended.

grimloch

Rantorama wrote:

IMO it aways looks likes piled on . And aways looks sh!t.

Well I'm not gay but I think it looks good sometimes on other men.

Rb

Rantorama wrote:

IMO

That's what the threads here for
And id have to agree with ya on the gel thing, im a guy and still wouldn't put gel or wax into my hair.
Gel freezes it til it feels like straw,
wax is just so ugh and if you're in a club and its the slightest bit warm, itll just melt, and that in itself is ugh.

LadyJ

sar84 wrote:

what is WITH the pink shirts/tshirts? WHYYYYYY

Lol,but have you seen them wearing those t-shirt type thingys that are pink with grey stripes?! :eek:

Nightwish

it looks terrible when the gel is obvious-some gels give a nice "wet" look without it looking greasy.

Endurance Man

Ye, when i go out i like to put a little sumthing in my hair . I use wax though, not gel, that stuff does make your hair look very greasy.
Use wax guys!!!

The Bollox

I hate it, wax and gels soak into my hair and dissapear after about 40 mins, so my hair gets all fluffy after that, the nly thing that stays is Dax red and I hate that ****, it takes about 5 washes to get it out

Rb

Endurance Man wrote:

Use wax guys!!!

Never!!

Well, turns out girls dont hate very much about guys afterall....

jellie

LadyJ wrote:

Lol,but have you seen them wearing those t-shirt type thingys that are pink with grey stripes?! :eek:

heh yeah ive seen lots of variations, all equally bad.. its PINK!!!

(i actually like pink.. on ME, not my bf..)

Ry

This forum is gonna have an AM I HOT OR NOT thread very soon I can just see it. People would like the opinions of others within boards on how they look. It'll reap nothing but trouble lol.

Ry

seamus

Seriously LadyJ, what kind of men do you know...?

LadyJ wrote:

Men who are just utterly incapable of making a definite plan.

Ladies - When you ask a man would he rather do X or Y, and he says "I don't mind", it's not because he's indecisive, it's because he actually doesn't care, and may be just as willing to sit in and watch the telly as do either of those things. If this frustrates you, be direct. Don't ask "Which one would you prefer?" say "Pick one, because I can't.".

Guys who talk about their cock too much

Again, to echo someone else, I don't know any guys like this. And I'm male, I know a *lot* of guys, plenty of whom will whip it out for all and sundry, but don't ever talk about it.

Men who come up to you in a bar with the obvious intention of trying to lay you and then they make some lame attempt to talk to you,ie.pretending to actually be interested in you. JUST ASK ME DO I WANT TO **** YOU AND MAKE LIFE A BIT EASIER!

Ah, the Irish woman curse. 99 times out of 100, being direct to an Irishwoman will result in a drink in your face or a knee in the bollix. I'm afraid Irish men are simply using the tactic seemingly required by the majority of your Irish sisters.

ando

LadyJ wrote:

Lol,but have you seen them wearing those t-shirt type thingys that are pink with grey stripes?! :eek:

G A Y

Rantorama

Ry wrote:

This forum is gonna have an AM I HOT OR NOT thread very soon I can just see it. People would like the opinions of others within boards on how they look. It'll reap nothing but trouble lol.

Ry

Yeah but gimme a sexy suede head over a head full of sticky slop anyday.

grimloch

Ry wrote:

This forum is gonna have an AM I HOT OR NOT thread very soon I can just see it. People would like the opinions of others within boards on how they look. It'll reap nothing but trouble lol.

Ry

Obviously you weren't here for the hototnot.com incidents.

Oh, it should be koncking around in the Thunderdome somewhere.

vibrant

Bacne. Guys, nobody wants to feel like they're reading braille when things are getting hot and heavy in the leaba. Get it sorted out!

Rb

vibrant wrote:

Bacne. Guys, nobody wants to feel like they're reading braille when things are getting hot and heavy in the leaba. Get it sorted out!

what about plain acne?!its so much worse..on either sex!

grimloch

vibrant wrote:

Bacne. Guys, nobody wants to feel like they're reading braille when things are getting hot and heavy in the leaba. Get it sorted out!

Acne isn't exactly as easy to sort out as matching clothes though.

Rb

grimloch wrote:

Acne isn't exactly as easy to sort out as matching clothes though.

It is in this day and age!Just go on like roaccutane

Dizzyblabla

1) the fact that their day is ruined when the club they follow has lost the match
2) spilling drink all over their shirts/jersey's/top's and honestly thinking they are still in with a chance when they try to chat you up..
3) guys who moan about never being able to find a girl cause they all tell him that he's "too nice"
4) The smell of B/O in a nightclub, anti perspirant was created for a reason, putting on buckets of aftershave will not help you 3 hours into the night...
5) Guy's who think they are gods gift
6) Guy's who take your number and say they'll call... just don't bother taking the number
7) Guy's who don't notice when you've made a big effort in getting ready for them
8) Guy's who only seem to notice the effort every other girl in the pub has made...
9) Guy's who think that if they don't eat their food as fast as they possibly can, it might just run off the plate or something... and close your mouth when you eat... please!
10) either shave or don't shave... grow a nice beard, or keep it clean..

that's what I can think of at the moment.... there's hundreds more, but that's a start anyway..

Rb

Keep em coming!
not guilty of anything so far!

angeldelight

I hate when guys say "can't wait to see you again" when they obviously have no interest in it (you don't hear from them...) Seriously, why lie? Why not just say "Bye"???

Overconfident guys

Act like complete morons around their friends and would rather cut their own throats than let their friends see they like you, then they're all sweetness and nice when their friends are gone


As for gelled spiked hair............... yum!!

Rb

angeldelight wrote:

I hate when guys say "can't wait to see you again" when they obviously have no interest in it (you don't hear from them...) Seriously, why lie? Why not just say "Bye"???

Overconfident guys

Act like complete morons around their friends and would rather cut their own throats than let their friends see they like you, then they're all sweetness and nice when their friends are gone


As for gelled spiked hair............... yum!!

What age are the guys you're seeing?15?!Cause any guy who acts like that is just an immature knob!

The Bollox

Dizzyblabla wrote:

1) the fact that their day is ruined when the club they follow has lost the match
2) spilling drink all over their shirts/jersey's/top's and honestly thinking they are still in with a chance when they try to chat you up..
3) guys who moan about never being able to find a girl cause they all tell him that he's "too nice"
4) The smell of B/O in a nightclub, anti perspirant was created for a reason, putting on buckets of aftershave will not help you 3 hours into the night...
5) Guy's who think they are gods gift
6) Guy's who take your number and say they'll call... just don't bother taking the number
7) Guy's who don't notice when you've made a big effort in getting ready for them
8) Guy's who only seem to notice the effort every other girl in the pub has made...
9) Guy's who think that if they don't eat their food as fast as they possibly can, it might just run off the plate or something... and close your mouth when you eat... please!
10) either shave or don't shave... grow a nice beard, or keep it clean..

that's what I can think of at the moment.... there's hundreds more, but that's a start anyway..

finally, some feedback, lol

angeldelight

rb_ie wrote:

What age are the guys you're seeing?15?!Cause any guy who acts like that is just an immature knob!

Nope, all the above has happened in the last year. I'm 18 and the've all been older than me. Yay :rolleyes:

Nightwish

for once I actually agree with rb ie on this one. seriously the guys you hang around with are obviously immature teenagers

Pepe LeFrits

Dizzyblabla wrote:

1) the fact that their day is ruined when the club they follow has lost the match

It's important damnit!

2) spilling drink all over their shirts/jersey's/top's and honestly thinking they are still in with a chance when they try to chat you up..

It can happen to the most equilibrius (hey, I just made up a new word!) of us.

3) guys who moan about never being able to find a girl cause they all tell him that he's "too nice"

I think it's 'people who moan' are generally unattractive.

4) The smell of B/O in a nightclub, anti perspirant was created for a reason, putting on buckets of aftershave will not help you 3 hours into the night...

Ah, a phenomenon I've not really gotten to know as London nightclubs still require a gas-mask to be entered into.

5) Guy's who think they are gods gift

(People)

6) Guy's who take your number and say they'll call... just don't bother taking the number

What bastards.

7) Guy's who don't notice when you've made a big effort in getting ready for them

What bastards!

8) Guy's who only seem to notice the effort every other girl in the pub has made...

There can only be one explanation - you remind them of their sister.

9) Guy's who think that if they don't eat their food as fast as they possibly can, it might just run off the plate or something... and close your mouth when you eat... please!

What? Tonsil-bolognese isn't a sexy look? :mad:

10) either shave or don't shave... grow a nice beard, or keep it clean..

That applies to the girlies too! (Uggghhhhhh...)

The Bollox

kaids wrote:

That applies to the girlies too! (Uggghhhhhh...)

BURN!!!

jacket

LadyJ wrote:

Men who come up to you in a bar with the obvious intention of trying to lay you and then they make some lame attempt to talk to you,ie.pretending to actually be interested in you. JUST ASK ME DO I WANT TO **** YOU AND MAKE LIFE A BIT EASIER!

OMFG LadyJ! You're the first chick I have ever heard say that!
I've seen you before and you're stunning, I'd have to small talk just to keep Percy from leaping into your pants...

vibrant

rb_ie wrote:

what about plain acne?!its so much worse..on either sex!

Ah yes, but bacne is much more evil as you don't suspect a thing until it's much too late!

Pepe LeFrits

jacket wrote:

OMFG LadyJ! You're the first chick I have ever heard say that!
I've seen you before and you're stunning, I'd have to small talk just to keep Percy from leaping into your pants...

As I recall one year in UCD they did a survey in the student bar. A guy went around from girl to girl basically asking just that, if they wanted a shag. IIRC the guy got about 1 yes in 10, a large number of slaps, drinks thrown etc. A girl also went around, and got about an 8/10 success rate.

vibrant

Dizzyblabla wrote:

4) The smell of B/O in a nightclub, anti perspirant was created for a reason, putting on buckets of aftershave will not help you 3 hours into the night...

I've noticed this a lot more since the smoking ban. Bring back the smokes! It's much less offensive than the mixture of BO and Guinness farts.

Rb

Nightwish wrote:

for once I actually agree with rb ie on this one

Sweeet

I don't know where you're meeting these guys tbh, the assholatorium?

Kaids wrote:

That applies to the girlies too! (Uggghhhhhh...)

Except the "grow a nice beard" part...its just plain "keep it clean"!or head off and join the circus you sasquatch(sp)!

Riight so girls,there has to be more stuff you hate about guys.
What about bringing you to the pub with his friends and pretty much ignoring you the whole time?I used to work in a pub and saw this happen the whole time!I felt so sorry for them, they could of been out with their friends finding a nice guy, but no, they had to sit and watch the match and be left out of virtually every conversation...

Nightwish

rb_ie wrote:

Riight so girls,there has to be more stuff you hate about guys.
What about bringing you to the pub with his friends and pretty much ignoring you the whole time?I used to work in a pub and saw this happen the whole time!I felt so sorry for them, they could of been out with their friends finding a nice guy, but no, they had to sit and watch the match and be left out of virtually every conversation...

my BF is too considerate to be an a$$hole like that

Scraggs

Golly where do i start, the things i hate bout buachaillí are...

-They chase you for months, then lose interest once they know you have become even the teensiest bit interested.
-Assume there's something wrong with you, when you aren't interested.
-Act like idiots when theyre around their friends and ignore you and say things like i dont like being 'emotional' in public or some other bullshít! wtf i jus want a quick hello!
-Can't take "No" for an answer then call you a bitch to their mates
-Talk to your breasts instead of your face...yes its ok to oogle sometimes but ffs my face is up here!!
-Pretends to be Mr. Prince Charming...reel you in...play on your emotions...takes advantage of you...then turns out to be a total psycho and wreak havoc on my life!!
-When theyre either a Daddy's or Mammmy's boy ffs grow some balls!
-Go on about how girls gossip and bitch and think we don't notice that they do it too [ok to a lesser extent but still!]
-Talk during your favorite show but bitch insessantly if you talk during theirs!
-Think they are better looking than they really are.
-Possesive/jealous an accuse you of cheating when you just want to talk to a friend who happens to be male.

i'm sure there is more i'll add to this later...