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Which Guitarist are you?

  • 25-08-2005 12:50pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,291 ✭✭✭


    http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=13314

    I got.......

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    You are Steve Vai! Formerly of Whitesnake, you were a pupil of Joe Satriani. You went solo and created your own special brand of intriquite music. You and Joe have very similar styles, both very upbeat and very emotional. You and Joe tour regularily, and have millions of adoring fans.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


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    Kirk Hammet
    You are Kirk Hammet. You have squandered your guitar playing skills on an album called St. Anger, and have forever marked up your name for being a sellout. You were taught by Joe Satriani, but seem to have forgotten how to play solos. Your early stuff with Metallica was good, but now you have no creative talent left; as many former fans are revolting against you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.

    hmmmm... kinda like that one.... no jimi hendrix in the "best guitarist you know" question though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭kennier


    What a sh*te posttt...ayyyy Slash! Cool!

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    Slash
    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing.

    Pretty true ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 752 ✭✭✭Spicy Lauren


    I didnt get the pick my guitar from the list, it wasnt in it, so I dont know if that counts or not...

    But I am... Angus Young!

    'One of the most popular guitarists of all time, you are the lead player of AC/DC. You've been around forever, and no matter what anyone says about you, everyone likes your stuff. Your music is too contagious not to like. Your stage presence is amazing, and one of the funnest to watch.'

    Not a big AC/DC fan, but hey, if they say so!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,635 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ravelleman


    Take the quiz: Which Guitar Player Are You?
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    Randy Rhoads
    You are Randy Rhoads! You died before you were ever able to reach your full potential, and you started very young and were a good teacher even in your teens. You were with Ozzy for a number of years before you were killed in a plane crash, induced by your own doing. You will be remembered forever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


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    You are Marty Friedman! Formerly of Cacophony and Megadeth, you have one of the most distinct sounds of any guitar player. Your style fits well in any type of music; you are so versatile that you have to stay solo so that you can stretch every aspect of your ability. You are one of the best sweep-pickers ever to live, and you're very elusive.

    HELL YEAH! :D
    I kick all your asses! :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I kick all your asses!
    With your mighty perm!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭kennier


    feylya wrote:
    With your mighty perm!

    The macguyver shirt too...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭scion


    I think i smoke too much... :D

    Take the quiz: Which Guitar Player Are You?
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    Slash
    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing.

    Thats the wrongest thing I've ever heard :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    scion wrote:
    Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth.

    What, are you cattle? Did you ever do a gig in Bovine University? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    feylya wrote:
    With your mighty perm!

    Damn straight! It's not just mighty, it's ALMIGHTY! :D

    Seriously though, Marty really does rock and I must get hold of his new DVD at some stage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Droogie


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    You are Zakk Wylde! You are the guitarist for Ozzy, and have your own project called Black Label Society. You've been voted the Most Valuable Guitar Player a few times, and its for obvious reasons. Your weapon is the pinch harmonic, and you use it in ways never before done. And you drink beer. A lot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    I got Buckethead!! **** i closed the window so I cant paste it, but never-the-less im a happy man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    Yeah man !!!


    Your Results:
    Slash
    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Johnny Storm


    Your Results:
    Jimi Hendrix
    You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.

    Heh, heh, heh....
    I thought I was Buck Dharma............ :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    You are Steve Vai!

    (hell yeah)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭SirLemonhead


    Dave Mustaine
    You are Dave Mustaine! You are the frontman and creator of Megadeth, the only true classic metal band left from the 80's. You've been to rehab over a dozen times, you've died and come back to life, and you are an incredible guitar player. Your mouth gets you into trouble a lot, but you don't really give a damn.


    LOLZ @ Kirk Hammett :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I still own everyone else in this thread. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Aw, my Slash-adoring mate will be so jealous...

    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.


    HELL YEAH \O/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭OLP


    Dave Mustaine
    You are Dave Mustaine! You are the frontman and creator of Megadeth, the only true classic metal band left from the 80's. You've been to rehab over a dozen times, you've died and come back to life, and you are an incredible guitar player. Your mouth gets you into trouble a lot, but you don't really give a damn.


    LOLZ @ Kirk Hammett :p

    thats fùcking blasphemous, the only true metal band left my àrse

    there should be a bassist one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    OLP wrote:
    thats fùcking blasphemous, the only true metal band left my àrse

    Seeing as that's not what it said. Yes. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭the_obsolete


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    John Petrucci
    You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.

    Oooh yeah...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    I still own everyone else in this thread. ;)
    Buckethead pwnz0rz Marty. Marty wears dresses, Buckethead wears buckets, and hes fecking massive aswell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,635 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ravelleman


    Let's not forget RR here. Sure he did play for Ozzy. It's not that bad. He did play for Quiet Riot so that redeems him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Slurms wrote:
    Buckethead pwnz0rz Marty. Marty wears dresses, Buckethead wears buckets, and hes fecking massive aswell.

    I'm sorry, but Marty ****ing owns seven shades of ownage out of everyone else. The man played with Jason Becker in Cacophany, was with Megadeth when they were at their very best and his solo stuff is nothing short of amazing. *Sticks on Rust In Peace* Oooh yeah! \m/ :D \m/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,592 ✭✭✭Ancient1


    Dammit, Karl, how come you get to be Marty? I want to be Marty....i was Slash :( . And i don't even drink that much whiskey.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    It's the oak aged beer dude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,592 ✭✭✭Ancient1


    Yummy. Oak-aged beer makes me want to be Marty on a strat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭goin'_to_the_PS


    slas...i'm upset, I wanted rory gallagher


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I must acquire a bottle of this after the RDS. Assuming there's a beers on.


    Anyone up for a beers on the 17th September after the RDS show?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Ancient1 wrote:
    Dammit, Karl, how come you get to be Marty? I want to be Marty....i was Slash :( . And i don't even drink that much whiskey.

    I think it was because I answered Sushi to a couple of questions, and the guitar style question. I'm well chuffed with the results of course. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    Take the quiz: Which Guitar Player Are You?
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    Andres Segovia
    You are Andres Segovia. You are the best guitar player ever to have lived. You could play anything, even if it was impossible. You turned classical music into a work of art on the acoustic guitar, and people flocked by the millions to see you play. You knew over 700 scales, and are the most technically sound, musically knowledged guitarist ever to live.





    I have no idea who he is. The only answer on the whole page that I could truthfully give was for what style of guitar do you play: in a word... wierd.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭daram


    okay john, you win. i got randy rhoads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭Quattroste


    Jimi Hendrix
    You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.


    Dam those drugs! At least I outlived Jimi! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    You are Joe Satriani! You're an outstanding guitarist, definetely one of the best on the planet, and one of the most well known. When people think of soloist guitar players, you come to mind. Not only that, but you're a great teacher. You have a style that makes those that listen to you groove.


    Oh dear. Must be the emphasis on head shaving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    feylya wrote:
    I must acquire a bottle of this after the RDS. Assuming there's a beers on.


    Anyone up for a beers on the 17th September after the RDS show?


    hell yeah the big jc will be there


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    jcoote wrote:
    hell yeah the big jc will be there

    Jesus Christ is coming back for an Instrument Beers? :eek: Sweet, free wine!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    not to mention free fish and bread for the stumble home ;)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    It better be battered and covered in curry sauce :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    the wine???:p i have a sudden urge for battered bread your a god damn genius fey


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Battered bread eh? Damn it, time for breakfast :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    lazy bastard i had mine like 6 hours ago


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Dave Mustaine
    You are Dave Mustaine! You are the frontman and creator of Megadeth, the only true classic metal band left from the 80's. You've been to rehab over a dozen times, you've died and come back to life, and you are an incredible guitar player. Your mouth gets you into trouble a lot, but you don't really give a damn.


    LOLZ @ Kirk Hammett :p

    Damn you MasterOfSolos, I wanted Dave. Never seen Yngwie Malmsteen with a Flying V.

    Karl Hungus, so you speak fluent Japanese then right? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Mongo


    I got Buckethead!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    BossArky wrote:
    Karl Hungus, so you speak fluent Japanese then right? ;)

    Hai, skoshi. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    Hai, skoshi. ;)

    sounds more like a louth accent ....hai :p


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Translation "Pardon me, Sarah"


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