Dublin Airport

nedoo

I was waiting for a friend at arrivals in Dublin Airport the other day. The plane was comming in from the middle east and arrivals was full. I spotted a man putting down a brief case and greeting a friend. Both kissed each other a number of times on each cheak and appeared to be very pleased and emotional to see each other.
As they walked off I noticed that the man had left behind the case. I looked around to see if security had noticed but there was none to be seen. I walked slowly over to the case and then saw that it was slightly open. To my amazement I found the case to be full of cash.
Grabbing the case, I ran after the two men. The man was very relieved to get the case.
"Sir", he said." Thank you a million times. To repay you for your honesty I shall tell you this...do not go into Dublin City!"
"Excuse me!" I exclamed, about to faint with panic." Why?" I almost was in tears.
To this he replyed"Because it's a ****hole!!!"

Aisling(",)

I don't get it?

mad m

Meh!

Webmonkey

umm i kinda get it...

jellie

old.. and been told way better before

TerrorFirmer

The way you told it is silly....its not even a joke

Goodshape

told better here (although even that's not the first time it's been on these forums)

I got this today and the warning is genuine.

Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a London to Dublin flight. A man
of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had
left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up
with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to
contain large bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was
looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try
to....with a word of advice for you : Stay away from Limerick". My friend
was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked
him.

"No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a kip."

Actually quite funny, I think, when it's told right.

Maximilian

So many variations knocking about at this stage. Joke is old.

I got this today and the warning is genuine.

Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a London to Dublin flight. A man
of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had
left his bag behind and his cock was out. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to
contain large bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was
looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try
to....with a word of advice for you : Stay away from threads containing variations of this joke, my friend tbh"
She was genuinely terrified. "Why, OMFG, can it get me pregnant?" she asked
him.

"No, lol ... ", he whispered back...... "It's no longer funny & my friends call me Spanky"

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Maximilian wrote:

Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a London to Dublin flight. A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind and his cock was out. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.

What??

Naos

Rofl max

Deadwing

I got this today and the warning is genuine.

Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a London to Dublin flight. A man
of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had
left his cock behind. She grabbed the cock and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and forceably inserted it in his back passage.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to
contain large bundles of cocks. He looked around to make sure nobody was
looking and whispered "I can never repay you because im a tight bastard, but I will try
to pleasure you with my many bundles of cocks.... a word of advice for you : allah akbar durka durka muhammed jihad"
She was genuinely terrified. "If i feed a beefburger to a swan will it float better?" she asked
him.

"No, lol ... ", he whispered back.
The end.

.

BizzyC

It was told a week or 2 ago, told much better aswell.

Maximilian

BizzyC wrote:

It was told a week or 2 ago, told much better aswell.

The same comment about the joke being posted before, was posted before, by Sar84 above and more succinctly in my opinion.