Plot Twist Game

sterculelum

Okay, someone posts a movie and the next person says a plot twist that would completely mess up the movie, but makes sense...

e.g. The Elephant Man: he was just taking th piss and was wearing a mask.

The 25th Hour: it was all an April's Fool.. Ed Norton wasn't going to jail.

Next: Garden State

Blisterman

Turns out it was just a dream of JD in Scrubs.

Next
Taxi Driver

sterculelum

Nice. Let's get the ball rolling.

Travis never actually shaved his head, it was just a wig.

Next: Casablanca

Crash

It wasnt actually a gin joint, it was in fact a wine bar that she wandered into.

sterculelum

Not bad.

Next: Pulp Fiction

Pigman II

Vincent never actually went to Amsterdam. He just needed to take a break from all the d.heads he works with and so hid in his apartment for a year.

Next : Jaws

Roar

It wasn't actually a shark, just a genetically mutated sea bass..

Next: Terminator 2

Mr E

The T-1000 was resistant to lava and faked his own death (because he knew the T-800 would sacrifice himself). He snuck up behind Sarah and John as they were leaving....

Next: E.T.

c - 13

ET wasnt really an extraterrestrial but a genetic mutation that escaped from a government research facility.

Next: Platoon

sterculelum

It was all a metaphor for dwarves fighting against giants.

Next: The Straight Story

Pigman II

His other car was a batmobile.

Next: Spiderman2

sterculelum

(lol)

MJ was really a KGB spy (note the obviously giving-it-away pun "spyderman", it all makes sense now...) and was gathering information for Russia's Spideronikov.

Next: Sideways

Hedge

The big blonde one was actually a recovering alcoholic and was the most faithful man on earth until he'd started drinking. Paul Giamatti knew this and was out to ruin his life because he fancied his fiance

sterculelum

Next: Toy Story

Danger_Dave

The Kid was actually on Acid and Hallucinated the toys coming to life. There after was admitted to hospital for life.

Next:The Shawshank Redemption

sterculelum

It was all reality tv show.

Next: American History X

c - 13

Derek was actually danny's father and his mother was some random black woman Derek picked up, she left soon after and derek turned to racism as an outlet (hmmm that actuallly could work).

NEXT : Cube

Pigman II

The key to solving it was to stick a small butterknife into a corner ala Rubik.

Next: Deliverance

sterculelum

The banjo playing inbred was not actually playing; it was a tape recording and he was taking the piss.

Or:

The redneck came prematurely.

Next: Return of the Jedi.

Pigman II

The Rebelion were actually the BAD GUYS all along, hense destroying order in the galaxy*

Next: bladerunner

* = all joking aside its actually a pretty popular theory

sterculelum

Harrison was gay.

Next: Flubber.

Fysh

Edited - never mind, was beaten to it.

Pigman II

Robin Williams character was addicted to lime juice and that stuff wasn't what you think it was.

Next : Memento

sterculelum

Whoa! How long did you spend writing that reply? You living in the past.

There was no fog. The weatherman was wrong.

Next: Flubber.

sterculelum

Guy Pearce was not a guy.

Next: Blue Velvet

Pigman II

Dennis Hopper was actually saying "Baby wants to cook"

Next: Eternal Sunhine OTSM

sterculelum

(excellent)

His mind did, in fact, have spots.

Next: Fear & Loathing.

lostexpectation

Johnny Depp always wanted to shoot someone out of a canon this was his way in...


Next: Aliens

sterculelum

Sigourney Weaver wasn't really hot, she had plastic surgery before boarding ship.

Next: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

c - 13

Instead of answering the distress call they decide to take the day off and visit the Lunar theme park on the moon
Sings - "We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon ........"

NEXT : Nightmare on elm street

sterculelum

it was all a David Lynch film.

Next: Coffee & Cigarettes.

Pigman II

^^skip

Nurse Ratchett had a major crush on McMurphy.

Next : Silence of the Lambs

sterculelum

Hannibal didn't like farva beans.

Next: Pokemon The Movie.

Cured_Alright

Ash was secretly one of Team Rocket in disguise and after the movie he tortured and killed pikachu

Next: Fight Club (easy I suspect, so it better be good)

sterculelum

Tyler Durden was joking and he was real, but was controlling Ed's brain via a 3210 mobile phone. On fridays.

Next: The Breakfast Club

Cured_Alright

It wasn't a breakfast club at all, it was a brunch club.

Next: American Beauty

Pigman II

Colenal. Fitz wasn't gay but was only 'testing' LesterBurham by sticking his tongue down his troath.

Next: Terminator

Mr E

Before travelling back to 1984, Reese visited 1964 where he f**ked Sarahs mother. So he was Sarahs father, and Johns father.

Next: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Pigman II

The Boulder at the start was actually made of paper machet and full of sweets.

Next : Back to the Future

c - 13

On powering up the Delorean for the first time the flux capacitor blew as the doc. had wired its terminals incorrectly, this in turn created a short circuit across the power terminals and caused a fire in the engine which burned the entire car to the ground.

NEXT : Gremlins

Pigman II

If you subseqently poured coke on a gremlin it turned into an ewok.

Next : Labyrinth

c - 13

David Bowie had a concert to get too and so gave the child back before the 13 hours were up.

NEXT : The Exorcist

Mr E

The old chinaman got wet leaving the house at the end and small furry balls popped off his back. He was a mutant gremlin in human form!

Edit: Damn... too slow.

weemcd

The green slime that was puked by Regan actually turned out to be flubber.

next the matrix

Pigman II

The whole film took place inside optimus prime's chest.

Next: FullMetalJacket

c - 13

The matrix was simply a programming students end of year C++ code assignment that got stuck in a constant loop.
Whoops, too late

GreenHell

Private Pyle was actually a well educated upper class british professor from Oxford university!

Next: Harvey

Pigman II

The rabbit was real and later settled down with a 7ft tall female skeleton. Their offspring had a small role in Donnie Darko.

Next: GhostWorld

Cured_Alright

Thora Birch actually WAS Daria reincarnated by an evil witch from a comic.

Next: The Usual Suspects (easy, so don't pick an obvious, boring one)

sterculelum

Keyser Soze a child who played with action figures and dreamt up the whole scenario.

Next: Jay & Silent Bob....

Crucifix

Pigman II wrote:

The whole film took place inside optimus prime's chest.

Best one so far.