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Harry Potter & the ???

  • 18-08-2005 4:45pm
    #1
    LoneGunM@n
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    So we're down to the final book of the Harry Potter series!!

    I thought it might be laugh to come up with names for the final book.

    Harry Potter & The Shock of Voldemort Doing a Darth Vadar

    or

    Harry Potter & The Inability to find RAB

    or

    Harry Potter & The Chance of Doing The Dirt With Hermione


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  • #2
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Harry Potter & The One Where Someone Else Dies

    or

    Harry Potter & The Search For A Good Ending

    or

    Harry Potter & The Extinction Of The Annoying House Elves

    Nice Idea for a thread BTW.


  • #3
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Harry Potter and waking up in a shower and decovering it was all a long dream


  • #4
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Harry Potter and the Inevitable Sequel?
    Harry Potter and the Incredibly Drawn Out Last Battle?
    Harry Potter and the Badly Written Romantic Subplots


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,717 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Harry Potter and the Sex Change

    Harry Potter and the Cookie Monster

    Harry Potter and the decline of Canada


  • #6
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Keep em coming! The quirkier the better!

    Harry Potter and The Bad Reception on His Crappy New Mobile Phone


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,717 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Harry Potter and the exhausted cookie dispenser


  • #8
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Harry Potter and the wizard

    Harry Potter and the vibrating broom

    Harry Potter and the magical pregnancy

    ...the options are endless


  • #9
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Harry Potter and the Insensible Name
    Harry Potter and the Schnibble of Azimuth
    HArry Potter and the Entirely Pointless Book Where He Goes On Holiday With Ron And Hermione And Gets In A Variety Of Drunken Scraps, Including A One Night Stand With a Veela, And Coming On To Both Ron And Hermione While Drunk


  • #10
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'm stickifying this thread.


  • #11
    Shrimp
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    Harry potter and his last ****ing book, thank god.


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  • #12
    omnicorp
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    Harry Potter and e=mc2


  • #13
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    funky penguin wrote:
    I'm stickifying this thread.
    Super

    Harry Potter and the end of the series

    Harry Potter and the terrorist racket


  • #14
    curliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭curliq


    Harry Potter and the unexpected plot twist

    Harry Potter and the Bobsy Twins

    Harry Potter...goes to hollywood

    Harry Potter...Down Under

    Harry Potter and The One Where We Find Out It's All An Elaborate Hoax To Keep Several Generations Of People Busy Reading While The Old People And Babies Go Out And Partay!

    Harry Potter and the Hilarious Pointless Plot To Make JK Rowling Rich

    Harry Potter and the Reason Why The Series Will Go On For Another Seven Books :eek:


  • #15
    Matthewthebig
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    Hairy Ponstar and the cock of doom


  • #16
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Harry Potter Goes Bananas
    Harry Potter and the Last Harry Potter Book in the History of the Universe Ever
    Harry Potter Goes To Camp
    Harry Potter Gets Caught for DUI
    Harry Potter Gets an Erection


  • #17
    Diarmsquid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    Harry Potter and the Big Final Showdown with Voldemort
    Mightn't be the actual title but you know that's what its gonna be about.


  • #18
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    Harry Potter and the Amazing Dance Mat
    Harry Potter and the Deranged Fanfic Authors
    Harry Potter and the Band Called Harry and the Potters


  • #19
    COCK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭COCK


    Harry Potter and the awkward latenight encounter with Horace Slughorn and the teenage coming out melodrama that ensues


  • #20
    jcoote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    harry potter and the rolling stones do a selection of junkified christmas songs


  • #21
    Marth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭Marth


    Harry potter and The Prophecy.


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  • #22
    IceHawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭IceHawk


    Harry Potter and the Curse of the Incontinent Chicken


  • #23
    Hercule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 985 ✭✭✭Hercule


    Harry Potter and the mid-life crises
    Harry Potter: First Blood part Six
    Harry Potter gives his wand a good shake
    Harry Potter: Behind the Magic
    Harry Potter and the **KILL CHRISTIANS** not so subtle subliminal occult brainwashing
    Harry Potter and the shameless cash-cow
    Harry Potter and the stupid kids that love him.

    im gonna go think of more :rolleyes:


  • #24
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hercule wrote:
    Harry Potter and the stupid kids that love him.

    No personal abuse.

    Insult the book, not the reader.


  • #25
    trishw78
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,657 ✭✭✭trishw78


    Harry Potter and The Third Wish
    Harry Potter Goes Wild
    Harry Potter Goes Wild in Bollywood
    Harry Potter Goes Wild the Complete unabridged 5,000 pages version
    Harry Potter and The Book that never Ends

    Edit: This could go on forever... Do we get a prize if we accidently guess the right one... What are the odds on that happening???


  • #26
    Pigman II
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    Harry Potter and the Money Shot


  • #27
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    trishw78 wrote:
    Harry Potter and The Third Wish
    Harry Potter Goes Wild
    Harry Potter Goes Wild in Bollywood
    Harry Potter Goes Wild the Complete unabridged 5,000 pages version
    Harry Potter and The Book that never Ends

    Edit: This could go on forever... Do we get a prize if we accidently guess the right one... What are the odds on that happening???


    Yes! Prizes! Fabulous prizes!


  • #28
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Harry Potter and the Pulsating Haemorroid...
    Harry Potter does Dallas....


  • #29
    Hercule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 985 ✭✭✭Hercule


    Harry Potter and the Pulsating Haemorroid...
    That one is the best so far had me almost in tears.....of laughter that is


  • #30
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Hercule wrote:
    That one is the best so far had me almost in tears.....of laughter that is

    Thanks... Glad you liked it...

    You could just imagine him going full on with a giant haemo couldnt ye... ye dirty animal...

    Harry Potter and my hoop (cos i hate Harry Potter)


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  • #31
    dudara
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    Harry Potter and the plucking of Buckbeak

    Harry Potter and the Queen of Makey-Uppy Words, aka JK Rowling


  • #32
    qz
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    Harry Potter Goes to Mordor


  • #33
    Hercule
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    Harry Pooter -VS- Predator
    Harry Potter -VS- Alien
    Harry Potter -VS- Mr. T
    oh no forget those how about
    Harry Potter -VS- Alien -VS- Predator -VS- Mr. T
    thats a grudge match we all want to see!
    Harry Potter and the Prince of Darkness - ozzy! SHARON!
    Harry Potter and Gollum - Together at last

    Harry Potter and the accidental discharge (of magic that is)


    In soviet russia harry potter reads you!


  • #34
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I like that one.


  • #35
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Harry Potter and The Return of the King
    Harry Potter and The Fellowship Of the Ring
    Harry Potter and The Two Towers

    There's no point in beating about the bush !! I'm sure JK will do these next.


  • #36
    funky penguin
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    In that order? :)


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  • #37
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    funky penguin wrote:
    In that order? :)


    Hell, why not !!, It's not anyone will notice. 12 year olds have really bad memories. :p


  • #38
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Harry Potter and the sexually frustrated Hippogriff (Parental advisory explicit content)


  • #39
    Pigman II
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    Harry Potter and the Gleesome Threesome.


  • #40
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Thank the lord for sexual inuendo. :cool:


  • #41
    omnicorp
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    Harry Potter Goes to Afghanistan


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  • #42
    Aisling(",)
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    Harry Potter and the curse of the scangers


  • #43
    thejovialhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭thejovialhost


    Harry Potter and the nymphomaniac
    Harry Potter and the oompa-lumpas
    Harry Potter and the freezer geezer
    Harry Potter and the hangover to end all hangovers.


  • #44
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Deleted User wrote:
    Harry Potter and the Sex Change

    Harry Potter and the Cookie Monster

    Harry Potter and the decline of Canada
    Theyre all lameishly unfunny tbh.


  • #45
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Harry Potter and the hairy potter.

    Harry Potter gone wild.

    Harry Potter and YORE MA!


  • #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    harry potter and the furry.


  • #47
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Harry Potter and Tar's Sister.


  • #48
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    funky penguin wrote:
    Harry Potter and Tar's Sister.
    Heh

    Harry Potter and the growth
    Harry Potter and the hormonal imbalance
    Harry Potter and the chloroform blanket
    Harry Potter and the Police


  • #49
    thejovialhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭thejovialhost


    Harry Potter and The Hairy Porter from fawlty towers whom was neglected as a child and so grew his beard to an impressive 9ft. length although it was not without its disadvantages, unfortunatley now he must travel by segway and, on tuesdays, by trailer :eek:


  • #50
    omnicorp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭omnicorp


    harry potter and the return of the jedi


  • #51
    Pigman II
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    Harry Potter and the Top Up Fees


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