David Franklin 2002-2005 And Beyond! ...Hopefully

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 26-08-2005 10:58pm

Of course you are darling! I'll see you there!

It wasn't me! · 26-08-2005 11:00pm

w00t! At least I'll have someone to scab the busfare off... Besides, you ahven't even heard any of my more politically incorrect cracks. Ask Bill for a list.

Un-Big · 26-08-2005 11:02pm

Hmmm, Dave was it you who I got that special Olympics joke from?

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 26-08-2005 11:07pm

It wasn't me! wrote:

w00t! At least I'll have someone to scab the busfare off... Besides, you ahven't even heard any of my more politically incorrect cracks. Ask Bill for a list.

And that I shall!

It wasn't me! · 26-08-2005 11:15pm

Un-Big wrote:

Hmmm, Dave was it you who I got that special Olympics joke from?

I've made a few, be more specific.

Un-Big · 26-08-2005 11:19pm

What's better than getting 3 gold medals in the Special Olympics?

Not being reatarded!

It wasn't me! · 26-08-2005 11:22pm

That'd be one I've used, certainly...

Un-Big · 26-08-2005 11:28pm

Ah but is it where *I* got it from? You should know this because [insert good reason here]

It wasn't me! · 26-08-2005 11:31pm

Let's just say... yes.

Un-Big · 26-08-2005 11:38pm

Fortunately for you, that explains everything. EVERYTHING!! *spirals into madness*

It wasn't me! · 26-08-2005 11:40pm

I think I may be the first one on four pages. w00t!

Piste · 26-08-2005 11:46pm

Here's a medal *gives shineh new medal*

It wasn't me! · 26-08-2005 11:47pm

*bites to check*

Piste · 26-08-2005 11:53pm

y'wha?

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 27-08-2005 12:08am

And have a free sample of hedgehog food!

13-09-2005 10:01pm

Saw you in Subway today btw

It wasn't me! · 13-09-2005 10:06pm

Was wondering if that was you actually. Forgive the lack of recognition. was kinda spazzed out. Why were half of terenure in Subway in Rathmines today anyway?

13-09-2005 10:13pm

Meatball Marinara, 6 inch - €2.89

You'll see us every tuesday!

It wasn't me! · 13-09-2005 10:17pm

Heh. My own poison of choice...

Undergod · 14-09-2005 12:30pm

Sandwiches are good.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 14-09-2005 5:37pm

Not as good as hedgehog food!

Pyschopath666 · 14-09-2005 6:54pm

you can never beat the XL double bacon and cheese whopper

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 14-09-2005 6:57pm

Yes I can! XXL double bacon and cheese whoper!

With hedgehog food!

JenLorigan · 15-09-2005 5:27pm

Hedgehogs are good.

(I'm sorry, all I got out of the preceding conversation was the mention of hedgehogs. Leave me alone, I'm tired.)

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 15-09-2005 8:08pm

They are indeed! Let's get as many hedgehog related posts onto Dave's thread as possible!

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 19-10-2005 8:52pm

The Motion for Debate: Hedgehogs are good

Discuss.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 20-10-2005 9:22pm

More Dave appreciation is needed. Come one and all with your anecdotes, downright lies and fantasies about Dave. Did Dave ever tell you a joke that made you laugh really hard? Did Dave ever give you some life-changing advice? Did Dave ever physically, emotionally, sexually or otherwise abuse you? Come and amuse us with your grievances!

Undergod · 20-10-2005 11:00pm

One time, me and Ruairi were playing snap really loudly, and we called dave over to the bedroom window, and he stuck his head in and we tried to close the window.

One time, me and dave spent a half hour beating each other in Chinese. In the front row.

One time, me and Dave played music together.

One time, I helped Dave fend off a Martian invasion of Titan.

One time, Dave and I defeated the Australian Basketball team in a tag-team showdown in L.A.

One time, Dave bench pressed me in study.

One of the above is a lie. Guess which one.

Raphael · 21-10-2005 7:32am

The 3rd. The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.

Undergod · 21-10-2005 4:49pm

But still, they come!

Raphael · 21-10-2005 5:17pm

Good work Ensign!

JenLorigan · 21-10-2005 11:25pm

Dave gives terrible hickeys. Meaning one can hickey-rape him without fear of retribution.

I shouldn't be able to do this...:

PurpleFistMixer · 21-10-2005 11:48pm

*points*
That's my camera, yup, yup.

JenLorigan · 23-10-2005 8:37pm

Good work dear.

Come to think of it, that hickey cost me the skin on my elbow. But it was still funny.

LordCran · 29-10-2005 7:50pm

Undergod wrote:

One time, me and Ruairi were playing snap really loudly, and we called dave over to the bedroom window, and he stuck his head in and we tried to close the window.

One time, me and dave spent a half hour beating each other in Chinese. In the front row.

One time, me and Dave played music together.

One time, I helped Dave fend off a Martian invasion of Titan.

One time, Dave and I defeated the Australian Basketball team in a tag-team showdown in L.A.

One time, Dave bench pressed me in study.

One of the above is a lie. Guess which one.

Clearly has to be the music one. Remember the hooded man who helped you fend off the martian invasion? It was YOU... from the future (any Timesplitters fans will appreciate that reference).
Actually, the reason I'm posting here is that I reckon I owe it to Dave, after the whole tsmart/smart thing. Carried on over at least two threads, and now this one will probably become the third.

smiley_knees · 06-11-2005 2:24am

I love Dave!
I suck coz I only made friends with him at today's reunion... But Dave you rock! you give really cool hugs and are very crafty when it comes to kidnaping me and bringing me to Burger King!
I love Dave *hugs*

LordCran · 10-11-2005 7:06pm

Raphael wrote:

The 3rd. The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.

Errrrr, actually, that one was the 4th.
*stretches confidently* I think that counts as one for me, no?

It wasn't me! · 10-11-2005 7:32pm

Um, no. The first one is a story, then the questioning begins. Check the layout of the post, then go read your religion book for a new word to boast about.

LordCran · 10-11-2005 7:36pm

I didn't boast about agapé, it's a perfectly acceptable word. And it's Greek! Yes, I know it has something to do with religion but *looks*... secularism!
And they're all stories. "One of the above" could refer to any of them. Check the dictionary for something to boast about.

It wasn't me! · 10-11-2005 7:43pm

Yes, but the idiocy was in expecting someone to ask you, in your infinite wisdom, what it was. No, one of them was a story, in that it happened. Now, leave the topic alone. Also, I'd rather not read a dictionary. I imagine it'd be horrificially boring, but if I were to do so, I doubt I'd go out expecting people to ask me about all my new-found vocabulary. :rolleyes:

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 10-11-2005 7:51pm

Define irony off the top of your head!:p No dictionary permitted! I'll hug the first person to be able to do it, and the feeble American short-cut of saying it's the same as sarcasm won't wash.

Raphael · 10-11-2005 8:55pm

Irony: You know that Aannis Morrisette song? Yeah, that isn't it.

It wasn't me! · 10-11-2005 9:03pm

Heh. Nice one Raph.

JenLorigan · 10-11-2005 11:00pm

That Family Guy episode where the town is overrun by octopus-Stewie's as soon as the last rifle is destroyed:

"Hey, Ted, remember the other day you asked me for a definition of irony and I said oh god get it off me!"

Good times.

Undergod · 13-11-2005 4:01pm

Look at that poor apostrophe! It's in pain!

Said bill the grammar fascist.

Love · 13-11-2005 4:12pm

*Bill

It wasn't me! · 13-11-2005 4:24pm

Heh. He shall not be pleased to be corrected... Also, anyone else think "Bill the grammar fascist" has a nice ring to it?

Undergod · 13-11-2005 4:29pm

I take correction quite well, as you know. [mumblemumble6/4mumble]

And yes, I do.

It wasn't me! · 13-11-2005 6:41pm

Aw yeah, Bill (inevitably) pwnt by the mighty Opeth!

Per Liefsonson · 13-11-2005 8:05pm

The best definition of irony I've heard:
Wayne Rooney being knocked down by a truck carrying Burberry clothing.

David Franklin 2002-2005 And Beyond! ...Hopefully

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