Aonghus FJR Collins, 2001-2005

smiley_knees

Undergod wrote:

Implied? Sounds... sexy...

Gods sake!
Cut the damn foreplay already and get down to it!

Undergod

Shan't!

smiley_knees

Bill!!! *stamps foot impatiently*
Stop being so meeeean...

Undergod

Shan't.

smiley_knees

Oooooh, your ploy to confuse me with Deja vu has failed!!!
I *heart* Aonghus!!!

elephamt king

I hate you grainne. *glowers* Your kidneys are gonna get poked really hard





with a scimitar.

Raphael

A scimitar really isn't a poking weapon...

smiley_knees

elephamt king wrote:

I hate you grainne. *glowers* Your kidneys are gonna get poked really hard
with a scimitar.

You wouldn't want to do that... I have connections which ensure my kidney's safety and your imminent death by schnoo schnoo... You have been warned...
Why does Guy hate me??? *queue violin music* All I've ever wanted is his love!
:v: *muffin*:v: *muffin*:v: *muffin*

LordCran

elephamt king wrote:

I hate you grainne. *glowers* Your kidneys are gonna get poked really hard





with a scimitar.

I'd recommend a rapier myself. Scimitars are more for slashing.

elephamt king

what?
i like a curving motion when i apoke G...

smiley_knees

*bitch slaps*
Don't give him ideas... G's kidneys are sacred and need to be preserved, for one day they will be a relic you will prostrate yourself before in awe... you have been warned....
I *heart* Guy! Even though this isn't his thread...
I also *heart* Aonghus that sexy sexy beast!

Raphael

LordCran wrote:

I'd recommend a rapier myself. Scimitars are more for slashing.

Good point. Wish I'd made it 2 posts before you did.

Oh wait...

Undergod

You did Aonghus, you silly.

Raphael

Bill old boy, have you met sarcasm? He's a simply SPLENDID fellow, writes for the times doncha know.

Undergod

The Times? A politically radical rag, if you ask me. The Standard, now there's a newspaper for the modern Victorian man.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

The Northern Standard by any chance? So modern it spells College like "Colege" and prints stories about road-accidents involving members of the foreign nationalist community.

LordCran

elephamt king wrote:

what?
i like a curving motion when i apoke G...

I read that wrong the first time I read it...

smiley_knees

*is in denial that it meant anything other than the way you read it*
A girl can dream since there's no other form of sex going on around here *glares at Bill and Aonghus*

Chowburger

smiley_knees wrote:

A girl can dream since there's no other form of sex going on around here *glares at Bill and Aonghus*

Indeed. I mean, we're on the internet here, boys! What's the point of it if there's no sex? :P

Undergod

Yeah, I'm going to change my orientation just for you two. Why don't you **** off to a porn site? Or photoshop pictures of our heads onto porn?

Raphael

Undergod wrote:

Yeah, I'm going to change my orientation just for you two. Why don't you **** off to a porn site? Or photoshop pictures of our heads onto porn?

Zounds

Heh, nice work, specially the re-orientation

Raphael

Zounds wrote:

Heh, nice work, specially the re-orientation

Yeah...that was totally deliberate that was...

>.>
<.<

*flees*

Piste

Aonghus, you're a genius!

JenLorigan

This is why Aonghus rocks.

Undergod

What if my parents see it? Oh no!



Nicely done, Aonghus.

smiley_knees

Ooooh, was it everything you thought it would be...?
Oh yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin about! *thrusts*
See that was easy! Though when Dave told me about the photoshoping of the heads today I had imagined actually porno...:P
Still R4ph, this is pure genius!!! Lol!

lilmissprincess

He he...you good....

Mr.D.Leprachaun

Absolutely brilliant! *gives Raph cookies*

elephamt king

heh, brilliant...
and aonghus looks very sinister and seedy in that photo too...