A University of Love??

kodute

How many UL students buy pornography?
Now how many UL students would buy a pornography with UL students in it?
So how many UL students would act in said pornography if their anonymity was guaranteed?

Don't worry not a pervert just a Larry Flynt in the making!

Mr. CooL ICE

How dare you. Porn is offensive to my people. Grrr

kodute

Your a Puritan? Amish? Repressed? C'mon i need to know which UL students im offending directly! :rolleyes:

kaimera

hmmm...

have you a website?

GreenHell

An Focal page 3 girls are the business.

Peteee

Only idiots _buy_ pr0nography, just get it off teh intatweb.

I would however be interested in UL porn. You could have 1st years frolicking in the fountains and what not

kaimera

ffs pete. I think you meant to type 1st years not 14 year olds

kodute

yeah, and surly postgrad runs into nubile first year in a private library room...

now that would fly like hotcakes!

Nukem

EDIT: thread reopened - will be keepin an eye on this thread. We is all mature aren't we:rolleyes:

Nukem

Ah volunteer away there.

Mr. CooL ICE

Lads, kodute just wants to live out some fantasies. Give him a break!

keevita

u could set the film in one of the bathrooms in stables or scholars! i've seen.......stuff. alternatively, if your going for a classier fleshfest, how bout using the sports bar bathrooms?? i think we could makes something beautiful...

Zapho

Setting the scene is easy, I mean look at Dromroe, thats just asking for cameras! Double bed, en suite bathroom, net connection. Coincidence?

/ME just crossed the line

Mr. CooL ICE

No, you didnt cross the line, you just gave kodute an idea

kodute

/me having an fantasy/idea
mmmmmmm....

any volunteers yet? ah hell i might as well pay any actors!

Mr. CooL ICE

No! It must be voluntary! It must be for the love of porn, not money. Stay true to the underground, man.

Mr. CooL ICE

How about setting up a stall in the canteen next week? There are lots of fresh first years around, ripe for the picking.

the_obsolete

Yes that'll work a treat ben...why not get me to go around to them while you're at it...ask them to have relations with me...gigidy gigidy gig!

Rozie

Almost none of the UL girls are that attractive! They're all plain lookin'. I wish there were more goth chicks and hippie chicks about.

None of the guys are anything to write home about, either...

I'm so alone o.o

Mr. CooL ICE

What the hell are you talking about? Are you blind? Theyre feckin amazing! Kodute can confirm this cos he worked with the cameras in ego10 this week, so he was able to see more than me cos im holed up in the library basement, but all i can say is bring on the hot weather!

Nukem

Ah yes the library talent thread;)
Damn the hot weather

Zapho

C'mon Rozie, in fairness the talent around campus this year so far has to be the best its been in a while! I mean damn! <drools>

Its good to be back. Are you still enjoying co-op Ice Hawk?

kaimera

rumour was that 65% of those starting this year in UL are !male...

*shrug* can't say I've noticed.

kodute

Rozie your talking crap! the women this year are soooo hot, much better than last year.
Keep up the good work girls!

Oh nobody wants to see a porno with goth chicks, it just ends up being a dark, pretentious, vampire flick. :rolleyes:

440Hz

won't be making any comment about the girlies... but the guys in college at the mo, (sorry first years) they all look like they are about 12! so... there may as well be no guys!

Mr. CooL ICE

Yeah, but arent you a postgrad or something? You shouldnt even be thinking about that! Get back to your research!

440Hz

Hmmmm how do you know these things LordC?

Anyhoo... we are human too...do we not deserve some fun... "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that"

Nukem

Ya all the first years look really young and if i here one more bloody 1st year go on about "how drunk i was last night" give it a rest and welcome to college,think they try too hard
I cant even remember my first year of college?

440Hz

It was fairly funny last week though... watching them all with the fresher packs.... pot noodles and 'rude things'! But yeah I agree, the 'we are way better drinkers than the old folk' line is starting to get annoying esp as most of em are underage... and what is it with their idea that they have invented/discovered buckfast... hmmmmmm

Zapho

My god, I just walked passed a bunch of freshers and I agree, they all look about twelve!
And just to point out it was f*ck the school last night in town, that was just quality! I mean it was skirts galore. I felt like a pervy old man just looking at them (I'm only 20 by the way)

cornbb

Zapho wrote:

My god, I just walked passed a bunch of freshers and I agree, they all look about twelve!
And just to point out it was f*ck the school last night in town, that was just quality! I mean it was skirts galore. I felt like a pervy old man just looking at them (I'm only 20 by the way)

Yeah, here here. I've started a postgrad, I feel like I've been here forever. How long can you admire all this first year talent without being considered a perv?

By the way, did ye know postgrads can get free tea and coffee on campus? How sweet is that!!

Zapho

cornbb wrote:

By the way, did ye know postgrads can get free tea and coffee on campus? How sweet is that!!

I think the "half your age plus seven" still applies. You get free tea? Well thats me decided, I'm doing a post grad!

Rozie

Things that catch my eye;

Brightly dyed hair(Purple or pink or whatever, or obviously bleached/dyed, dark roots are sexy too, much more eyecatching in a before/after dark to light type scenario),
Very long(esp. curly) hair
In absence of long hair, a very cute short hairdo(preferably a chin legnth bob)
Pale skin (NO fake tan, or tanned white girls for that matter)
If not Pale skinned, non-caucasian, especially Egyptian or Indian like.
Pudginess, esp w/ large hips and breasts, extendable to Plumpness and Curviness in either direction.
Alternative or creative use of non-alternative clothing; esp. hippyish or gothish stuff(not really plain goth stuff though), stuff like lots of bracelets and necklackes too.
Cute Eyes

They're generally the things I notice and the last two days(though I was sick in bed most of today) I haven't noticed any that caught my eye...

Since I'm not a guy I'm attracted to girls in a slightly different way, I think. Lessers and Bis seem to look for different things than guys in general... I'm interested that nobody challenged me on saying there were no nice guys

I'm interested though, if any girls would ever go out with me. I mean, I am a bit weird. And I've pretty much wrote off the chance of guys. I'm pretty much stuck with bisexual females, which to be fair, while there isn't a massive shortage, it's still awfully limiting.

Damn people with definite sexualities >:|

I'll be at the signups tomorrow, since I think that's when they are. Maybe new societies have been formed I haven't heard of that will aid me in my pursuit of friends/partners/being proved wrong on there being no nice first years.

Mr. CooL ICE

This isnt ****ing Fashion/Appearance. Why the hell do you post this crap in the UL forum?

kodute

Rozie wrote:

Since I'm not a guy I'm attracted to girls in a slightly different way, I think. Lessers and Bis seem to look for different things than guys in general... I'm interested that nobody challenged me on saying there were no nice guys

I'm interested though, if any girls would ever go out with me. I mean, I am a bit weird. And I've pretty much wrote off the chance of guys. I'm pretty much stuck with bisexual females, which to be fair, while there isn't a massive shortage, it's still awfully limiting.

Damn people with definite sexualities >:|

I'll be at the signups tomorrow, since I think that's when they are. Maybe new societies have been formed I haven't heard of that will aid me in my pursuit of friends/partners/being proved wrong on there being no nice first years.

Dude, this belongs in PI.
its off topic...

Rozie

I was only pointing out why I didn't notice anyone, and sort of pissin' about

Now I'm all embarassed and won't leave the house for hours >.>

Nukem

Kinda off the beaten track alright?
Know what you are saying but dont think this is a relative forum sorry!

Nukem

Peteee

.... right then

Anyway, I agree with the sentiment of hot 1st years. Very hot, nice legs. I must have my dirty way with one of them

/me goes to fill bottle of rohypnol...ehh thats the joke btw....yes.....joke......

kaimera

i was going to make a wise_craic about yer spelling peter but I decided against it.

Rozie

Out of interest, when you guys say "Hot girls", what do you actually mean? What types of girls?

Dave

The one's that aren't ugly I'd imagine.

Rozie

But are there any mad looking ones?

Peteee

mad looking?

What does that mean?

By 'hot' we mean 'nice to look at', you just know when a girl is hot, theres no magic formula to it. It just all comes together in a nice package, and a girl becomes 'hot'

Mr. CooL ICE

Take some magic mushrooms before you go out on the pull. All the first years we see as 'hot' will look 'mad' to you.

Rozie

I like the alternative types and there's been a big lack of them compared to thel ikes of Cork the last few years

kaimera

Peteee wrote:

By 'hot' we mean 'nice to look at', you just know when a girl is hot, theres no magic formula to it.

...yes, there is in fact a

magic formula

. I have seen it in action.

yer local tesco sells it afaik.

if not, try www.tehmagicf0rmula1.com > it should have some available.

Peteee

Rozie wrote:

I like the alternative types and there's been a big lack of them compared to thel ikes of Cork the last few years

Why do you like 'alternative types'? Whats wrong with 'regular chicks'?? tbh I'd find a girl more attractive if they have a personality quite different from myself

Kai, that link dosent work i'll try >link removed< instead

kaimera

...thanks Pete. All I got from that site was popups ffs. riddled with spyware I am know ya m00k.

I think you deserve a ban for posting such a stoopid link :mad:

kaimera

Rozie wrote:

But are there any mad looking ones?

kick them in the shins > then they'll be mad looking

or tell them you're only getting to know them to get to their sister slash friend.

madness guaranteed or yer money back.*

*note: not actually guaranteed back..ever..

um7y1h83ge06nx

Hi!

So what's the cut-off point for chasing first years do ye reckon? Half your age plus seven? Thats gives me 18! Then again, it still seems bad considering I graduated this yr.

I'm going to miss seeing hot women all day, several lack of females where im working at d mo. Then again when you do a course that has either "computer", "electronic", or "engineering" in the name, or a combination of those words, you tend to expect that!

kodute

Peteee wrote:

By 'hot' we mean 'nice to look at', you just know when a girl is hot, theres no magic formula to it. It just all comes together in a nice package, and a girl becomes 'hot'

its more of an art form, you dont know why exactly she is a ten out of ten, she just is. just like a perfect musical harmony, or a perfect day....