What is your Death Row Meal? - Threads Merged

Nemici

What would your last meal before your execution consist of ?

commuterised

There's this pan fried chicken with pasta in a creamy mustardy sauce that they do in Vino Pasta in Greystones and it is sooooo yummy, it would have to be that, no 2 plates of that.

followed by a gooey gooey warm chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream

Sarky

Spring rolls for starters, thai curry for the main course, and quite probably Ben&Jerry's phish food for dessert. Repeat.

John2002

Nothing fancy for me. A big fat 20 oz steak with chips. And Vienetta or Romantica to finish it off.

the_syco

Starter
Garlic Bread, cooked with a bit of hash on top

Main Course
1/3 Pounder, with cheese, and hash
greasy chips
Holindays Sauce (mom's home reciepe)

Desert
Yogart, with lotsa weed mixed in. 8)

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So high, you won't feel death ...

Robbo

Prelude: Champagne.

Starter: Deep fried Camanbert with Cranberry Sauce.

Main Course: Tagliatalle Carbonara with some quality parmesan freshly grated on top and possibly some ground black pepper to taste.

Desert: Either chocolate fudge cake or, for some reason or other, Mr Kiplings French Fancies.

Aprés: Brandy until I'm in enough of a state to pick a fight with the reaper.

Corega

A cashew nut.

Kolodny

Cheese, lots of cheese. And chocolate. And whiskey.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

hash tea
a bit of acid

and some magic mushrooms

tekkit death

Sandi

I don't usually eat more than a 2 course meal (main and dessert) but for the sake of the post and assuming I'm really hungry just before I die...here we go

Starter

Garlic Bread with melted cheese

Main Course

A big huge plate of cripsy bacon
A mixture of steamed veg with loads of grated cheese

Dessert

Mississippi Mud Pie with whipped cream and strawberries with a Cadbury's Flake mashed and sprinkled all over it.

Dr_Teeth

For anyone who hasn't seen this site before..

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Teeth.

fisty

A Mojito.

starter: chicken wings from beanos in malahide, and garlic bread.

A bottle of reserve 1955 vintage Rioja.

main:

mexican, loads of it.
fajitas, tacos, burritos, nachos - i feckin love the stuff.
all of the above

desert:
baileys haagendazs

followed by 10 Irish Coffees

Spacedog

Brekfast roll and a cup of tea.

Bring on The lethal injection!

...Wait, I'm innocent! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wolf

Lots of drugs

(not that im a big user it just that you know if I was dead anyway)

weemcd

id get a masive barbecued burger, with 3 hot-dogs also barbecued, a hugh pile of chips, some fried chicken, the biggest mother ****er of an ice cream sunday, strawberrys and rasberreys with cream, as much coca cola with vodka and lemon i want with plenty of ice. A pack of ciggarettes, e-tabs, magic mushrooms, a bag o' glue, and then a big cake with a file in it to escape, also a stripper if you can fit all that into a cake. by then id be dead so id die happy

Chris P Duck

Having discovered this website http://deadmaneating.com/, it got me thinking what would my last meal be.

Right now i would probably order:

Breakfast Roll (Crispy French Baguette with Sausages, Rashers, Black & White Pudding, Fried Egg, Mushrooms, Mayonnaise and Kethcup)

Chicken and Mushroom Vol-avons (Dunno how to spell it)
Garlic Bread
24 Chicken Balls with sweet and sour sauce and egg fried rice
Chips ( Chunky not ur McDonalds type) , 2 Big Macs and 2 McChicken Sandwiches
Roast Potatoes, Baked beans, Roast beef, fried chicken, mushrooms, fried eggs

All the brown sauce, ketchup and mayonnaise i want

Large Chocolate cake with double chocolate chip ice cream
Romantica
3 Chocolate Ecalairs, vanilla ice cream and hot chocolate sauce

All washed down with Ice cold milk

I would probably explode while trying to eat my way through this

JungleBunny

What a thing to think about but now that you're asking, I'd have to go for:
Jaegerschnitzel with roast potatoes, fries, red cabbage, home-made potato pancakes, monk-fish in a cream sauce and all the ice cream you could get your hands on

Catsmokinpot

a medium dominos tandoori hot with extra cheese (medium because thats the only size the thin&crispy base comes in), a chicken combo, some bananna fritters with whipped cream and honey, a bottle of borulle

Sleepy

Medium Rare Fillet Steak, fried in Garlic Butter, home-made chips, fried onions and mushrooms. Served with a bottle of Faustino V.

Tiramisu for dessert followed by a good mug of coffee and a cigarette.

xzanti

Definately the Jack Daniels Chicken form TGI Fridays... with a loaded baked potato filled with sour cream and chives and roasted vegitables mmmm

Gordon

To start: Spicy, creamy mushroom soup.

Main course: Roast beef and yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, cranberry sauce, mint sauce, gravy, red cabbage, brussel sprouts. A glass of red wine and some mineral water.

Pudding: A big bowl of cocaine.

After: a weffer theen mint

Nimrod's Son

I'd have to go for my housemate's fajitas. He makes them impossibly tasty.

impr0v

If I was going to the chair I'd eat 6 pounds of high nitrogen content lawn fertilizer, half a bag of icing sugar and a pint of diesel, and then break the light bulb and swallow the filament.

Board@Work

Christmas dinner. mmmmm

Sleipnir

Conklin requested a filet mignon wrapped with bacon; de-veined shrimp sautéed in garlic butter with lemon; baked potato with butter, sour cream, chives and real bacon bits; corn on the cob; asparagus with hollandaise sauce; French bread with butter; goat cheese; cantaloupe; apple pie; vanilla bean ice cream and iced tea. Prison officials said he ate the entire meal, cleaning two plates.


Bloody hell.

Sleepy

impr0v wrote:

If I was going to the chair I'd eat 6 pounds of high nitrogen content lawn fertilizer, half a bag of icing sugar and a pint of diesel, and then break the light bulb and swallow the filament.

LOL - that got me some strange looks in the office!

Bateman

Garlic bread, vegetable soup, my own chicken fajitas with full salad, chips and rice. A six pack of Nelson Mandela and a litre of San Pellegrino.

Chris P Duck

Gordon wrote:

A glass of red wine and some mineral water.

U cant have alcohol on death row. :mad: :mad:

Blitzkrieger

3,000,000 hamburgers and I'm not moving until I finish every last one..........

Dellgirl

Id have star bars....as many as i could eat washed down with lucozade and cherry coke. Choclate eclairs would be on standby just in case i got boerd with the ol star bars. To be washed down with cherry coke.
how are we going to die? lethal injecton or the chair?

Catsmokinpot

what if you got food poisoning from your last supper? would you have to wait till you were well again before you get the chair? or would they let you fry aswell as being sick as a dog?

JungleBunny

good point

Gross Halfwit

I would order a machine gun.


And a cheeseburger...just in case.

TerrorFirmer

Gross Halfwit wrote:

I would order a machine gun.


And a cheeseburger...just in case.

Lol....no dessert?

*Angel*

Lasagne, potatoes and a glass of coke.

cournioni

Salt and Chili Prawns with Thai sweet and sour sauce, and rice. And a bottle of Kolsch.

IceHawk

A very fine rare steak, pepper sauce, mashed potatoes, green beans, carrots and milk.

And forr dessert... a double decker

Triton

Battered Burger and Chips from Macaris!

GreenHell

Huge steak, well done, gravy, inions, garlic spuds and sweetcorn. Savage

Gross Halfwit

MobileInfantry wrote:

Lol....no dessert?

With any luck I'll be deserting the Prison!

angeldelight

Anything from El Paso in Howth, failing that Christmas dinner, which must be cooked by my mother! With chicken instead of turkey.

As someone else said cherry coke to drink.....love that stuff!

For dessert hmmm crepes from France with nutella

Sleepy

Does anyone else find that website pretty sad?

IrishManSaipan

Right, you are wrongfully accused of a crime whilst holidaying in a country that operates the death penalty.

Before they carry out the deed, the offer you one last meal. Whatever you want. No holds barred.

What would you go for?

Me......

Starter: Tomato and red pepper soup. Served with some nice freshly baked Italian bread.

Mains: Fillet steak, garlic potatoes, roasted veg and pepper sauce on the side. A portion of both home made chips and onion rings.

Dessert: Apple pie with ice cream.

Drinks: Bottle of vodka, two litres of coke and a jug of iced water.

Digestif: Smoke and a nice pint of Czech lager.

Id leave this world with a smile painted on my face.

heffomike54

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

Right, you are wrongfully accused of a crime whilst holidaying in a country that operates the death penalty.

Before they carry out the deed, the offer you one last meal. Whatever you want. No holds barred.

What would you go for?

Me......

Starter: Tomato and red pepper soup. Served with some nice freshly baked Italian bread.

Mains: Fillet steak, garlic potatoes, roasted veg and pepper sauce on the side. A portion of both home made chips and onion rings.

Dessert: Apple pie with ice cream.

Drinks: Bottle of vodka, two litres of coke and a jug of iced water.

Digestif: Smoke and a nice pint of Czech lager.

Id leave this world with a smile painted on my face.

Heroic Effort!

Mellor

I thought it was a bit basic tbh.
I mean, that would be pretty common for a lot of people for a regular meal out.
I mean soup, steak and apple pie.

I'd have to think about it, but I'd certainly go with all sorts of bizarre stuff. Partly to get in any food i've never tried, partly to hopefully waste time

bp1989

Mellor wrote: »

I thought it was a bit basic tbh.
I mean, that would be pretty common for a lot of people for a regular meal out.
I mean soup, steak and apple pie.

I'd have to think about it, but I'd certainly go with all sorts of bizarre stuff. Partly to get in any food i've never tried, partly to hopefully waste time

Wouldn't you be better off to go with something you're sure you'd love? Nothing like a bad-tasting last meal :pac:

As for myself, I wouldn't bother going with anything to exquisite, it'd just be some of the foods I never let myself eat, such as pizza, heart-attack inducing amounts of peanut butter, etc.

olaola

Can I get a buffet? I don't know if I'd be able to choose!

UrbanSea

For my mass murder spree my feed would be:
Starter: Chicken wings out of eddie rocket's,a portion to feed about 4 people. Perhaps a side of nice bruschetta with onions,mozerella,sun dried tomatoes and a balsalmic vineger drizzle.
Main: 2x Dover sole stuffed with crab and prawns in a cream sauce. It's delicious. Served with garlic and cheese potatoes,sweetcorn,chips and grilled peppers,onions and carrots.
Desert: Has anyone been to the cheesecake factory in America? They are simply the best cheesecakes in the world,huge portions. Served with haagan dasz vanilla ice cream. Sucha a difficult choice but I would go for a slice of the
Chocolate Raspberry Truffle®-Layers of Chocolate Cake, Chocolate-Raspberry Swirl Cheesecake, Chocolate Mousse and Chocolate Ganache.
May also have a slice of the
Snickers® Bar Chunks and Cheesecake-Snickers Bar Baked right into Our Creamy Cheesecake and Topped with Fudge and Caramel.
I'd die on a tent.
http://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/menu/Cheesecake/


To drink: With my meal perhaps a Kopperberg berry one. I don't like beer while eating. After I would have a few pints of Smithwicks and perhaps a glass of Bailey's.

olaola

Hmmm… Mine wouldn't be anything too fancy either. But I think I'd have this on my buffet:

DEFO would involve a really good fish & chips
A striploin steak with béarnaise sauce with proper French frites
A croque Madame
Buttery mash potato
Mac & cheese
Chorizo cooked in red wine
Eden smokies
Lots of proper French bread
A Big Mac
Devilled kidneys and maybe throw in some calves liver
Cheese fondue
Rhubarb Eton mess with chewy meringues

To drink:
A bottle of nice Prosecco to start
Chocolate milkshake from Eddie's
Schneider Weisse Crystal
And an Austrian Grüner Veltliner

To finish: A selection of cheeses & pates. Including some of the ripest camembert (I want it talking)

IrishManSaipan

Mellor wrote: »

I thought it was a bit basic tbh.
I mean, that would be pretty common for a lot of people for a regular meal out.
I mean soup, steak and apple pie.

Aye, simple basic comfort food. The time for trying exoctic cuisine is when out for a meal with friends. Not a couple of hours before you are hooking up with ould sparky.

Krusty_Clown

olaola wrote: »

Schneider Weisse Crystal

I like your choice of beer, however, I would prefer to go for Trappist Westvleteren 12. Not only would you be treated to arguably the best beer ever made, but you would prolong your life for several years, while your jailers queued outside the abbey to try to aquire a bottle. The monks might even pray for a speedy passing through purgatory.