The WE HATE CRAIG thread

TheIceMaker

Hate EVERYTHING about him
1. His Man boobs
2. His constant crying
3. His bunnyboiler antics
4. His psychoticness
5. The fact that he wont come out
6. He continues to pesture a hetrosexual man....AAAHHHH
7. His clothes
8. His Hair
9. His Skin
10. His grinch like smile
11. His laugh
12. The sound of his voice
13. That spot below his lip

Please add.....

Bamboozled

His antics last night - as in Friday night after the eviction. It will be tonights highlight show if they air it.

skye

I HATE the way he's always pouting!!! Worse than Posh....
And his constant lying when retelling events...

TheIceMaker

He looks like someone who would have smelly feet

kittenkiller

His evil eyes to anyone who talks to Antnee.

SprostonGreen

The way he transfers his issues on to other people when discussing them. Eg, Eugene should stand up for themself, Ant has issues, he needs to resolve them.

His constant contradictions and backstabbing.

His voice.

His fey ways.

Pigman II

His audition tape.

He thinks he's one of the lads yet goes on like a gaylord.

His eviction jacket.

He says things like 'I aren't ...'

He slagged Eugene off in the diary room after just 1 day of knowing him.

He projects his own feelings/desires onto other people eg 'Eugene fancies Antnee'

He basically lies to himself 24/7.

SprostonGreen

His diction.

The way he constantly says "at the end of the day".

Drag00n79

The way he always looks like he needs a good wash. Dirty fecker.

kittenkiller

His sly little smile when something bad happens someone else.
It makes him look like one of those henchmen from old cartoons.

Bragging about jerking off in the living room while he was talking to other people who were oblivious to what he was 'up' to.

Spider_Baby!

The fact that he claims his parents didnt know he was gay when he went into the house, and he was afraid to say anything about loving anthony....How could anybody, i mean ANYBODY not know he was gay?! Deaf dumb and blind not to notice, tbh.

murphaph

at the end of the day right, end of!

Excellent OP by the way. Very comprehensive and I nodded along with each and every one.

BuffyBot

6. He continues to pesture a hetrosexual man....AAAHHHH

Well...........

TheIceMaker

murphaph wrote:

at the end of the day right, end of!

Excellent OP by the way. Very comprehensive and I nodded along with each and every one.

Thanx!
Its the crying that really gets 2 me, I'd actually consider going to london on weds/fri and being in the crowd, just to pelt him with wrotten eggs....

Badly Drunk Boy

The way that he swore on the parents lives that he doesn't fancy Anthony, when he so obviously does.

Barrie

The way he snogged Orlaith and Kinga just to entice Antnee :rolleyes: A smart way to go about it :cool:But talking about where and who he gave handjobs too and saying Antnee wouldnt be able to walk after one night with him[Shrivels] :eek:

TheIceMaker

Whats he having a go a kinga over?

oh i hate the way he rests his hand on this head...he looks even more gross

sanncoo

He is a psychotic evil little pervert who needs help the minute he gets out.... He will cry and cry and cry when he sees the way he has come across on telly.

It makes my skin crawl to see him fawning over Antnee. Is he that dense that he doesn't realise how people are percieving him.

TheIceMaker

imagine if he was ur bro, ud just be ashamed.
I wonder if he comes onto his friends outside the house...if he has any

sanncoo

I'd disown him if he was related to me.

Imagine there are people out there going:

Week 1 My cousin is that Craig of Big Brother....


Week 9 My cousin....nooooo...he's Tony from Accounts cousin.

TheIceMaker

The amount of hate mail and abouse he'll get when he's out...

I hope he reads this page!

YES CRAIG, WE ALL HATE YOU!!!!

TheIceMaker

OMG he's singing!!!!!!

I hope someone smacks him!

magnumlady

I hate the way he goes on about the hard life he's had, he doesn't know the meaning of a hard life.

arbeitsscheuer

kittenkiller wrote:

His sly little smile when something bad happens someone else.
It makes him look like one of those henchmen from old cartoons.

Or Dastardly's sidekick, Muttley, from Wacky Races.
I've thought that myself as well...

grimloch

He's thrown a right little tantrum at Anfnee now. Throwing water and the usual.

sanncoo

Oh to have E4!!

/sighs

Keep me updated....

Dinner

grimloch wrote:

He's thrown a right little tantrum at Anfnee now. Throwing water and the usual.

I think he threw the glass too. BB called Antnee to tell him to make sure there wasnt anymore glass on the grass.

Craig still wants an apology too I suppose.

grimloch

Arabel wrote:

I think he threw the glass too. BB called Antnee to tell him to make sure there wasnt anymore glass on the grass.

Craig still wants an apology too I suppose.

It would appear grimloch can't differentiate between Live TV and what I can only take to be highlights. My mistake, but Craig was being silly.

billy the squid

i dont like his arrogance. after dereks eviction he was going on about "oh they have all been defeated and i am still here" the only reason he is still there is the fact that he hasnt been up. orlaith defeated science and kemal if anybody did. although i would say it is more of a case of science having more haters than orlaith having more fans.

I hate his jingoistic atitude, his little comments about how the Brittish should be worshipped by other countries. he has even said at one point that he believes in a united ireland so long as it is being run by the british.

I hate the way he eats all round him and then has the neck to call others greedy. His "ill have it because i want it" attitude is really grateing me big time.

I hope they send him out in a silly costume this wednesday.

murphaph

Talking about Craig with a colleague and we both agree that although wholeheartedly opposed to gay-bashing, we'd make an exception for this indescribably awful individual. The crowd should be issued with large sticks on Wednesday night

Pigman II

murphaph wrote:

Talking about Craig with a colleague and we both agree that although wholeheartedly opposed to gay-bashing, we'd make an exception for this indescribably awful individual. The crowd should be issued with large sticks on Wednesday night

You could always steel your resolve in the knowledge that it'd actually be spawn-of-satan-dickhead-bashing not gay-bashing.

murphaph

Pigman II wrote:

You could always steel your resolve in the knowledge that it'd actually be spawn-of-satan-dickhead-bashing not gay-bashing.

Agreed. He's an embarrasment to mankind, never mind the gay community. 'spawn-of-satan-dickhead-bashing' it is then. The twerp is the rank outsider to win now at 50/1 on betfair. Please God the odds are accurate and he'll go on Wednesday. It'll fcukin kill him that Kinga and Eugene are left with him booted out on his arse the first real time the public have had a chance to vote on him. Fcuking [email]w@nker....arrr[/email]ghhh he makes my blood boil.

LundiMardi

he is indeed a twisted individual, i do however think when he does come out he'll have some serious metal problems when he realises he's the most hated man in Britain!

I can't wait to see his face on Wed night, he's all happy now cos he thinks he actually has a chance of winning, he thinks he'll be there on Fri night with the rest of the gang, ha ha, little does he know.

Please god let him go, if he isn't voted out then i don't have any faith in the general voting public.

If it's not him to go though, it'll definitely be Makosi.

grimloch

You sort of feel a teeeny eeny bit sorry for him knowing when he goes out he'll be boo'd mercilessly and will just end up in tears.

Pacifico

Is it always 4 in the last day?

Hopefully there'll be a double eviction on wednesday!

xzanti

The fact that he actually thinks he's going to win it.....

Spider_Baby!

murphaph wrote:

Talking about Craig with a colleague and we both agree that although wholeheartedly opposed to gay-bashing, we'd make an exception for this indescribably awful individual. The crowd should be issued with large sticks on Wednesday night

Well, last night on the highlights Kinga said "you're very like Kemal" because of "coming-out" and he went mental, bitching to anthony that he's never come-out, goin on about how hes not gay......So, if he says he's not gay, then its not gay-bashing!

Pigman II

I think it'd be gas if Craig literally wasn't gay and that BB have cleverly editing the whole thing to imply that he is.

I think that'd be enough to send him to the nuthouse.

(Tbh tho I reckon he's not 'coming out' purely because he believes that the public will keep him in there as long as he still has one more 'trump card' to play.)

billy the squid

Pigman II wrote:

I think it'd be gas if Craig literally wasn't gay and that BB have cleverly editing the whole thing to imply that he is.

I think that'd be enough to send him to the nuthouse.

(Tbh tho I reckon he's not 'coming out' purely because he believes that the public will keep him in there as long as he still has one more 'trump card' to play.)

he's coming out all right, hes coming out on wednesday.....of that house!

Pigman II

I know he's 50/1 but I have a sneaky suspicion that Craig won't be next out!

If it was a normal 'who do you want out' vote then Craig would definetly be walking but since it's now changed to a popularity contest I could see either Eugene or Kinga being next to go as most people don't seem to care strongly enough one way or the other about them.

Probably not, but I hope I'm right tho. I'd love to see Craig and Eugune being the final two and bitchtits there falling at the final hurdle.

murphaph

Pigman II wrote:

You could always steel your resolve in the knowledge that it'd actually be spawn-of-satan-dickhead-bashing not gay-bashing.

Agreed. He's an embarrasment to mankind, never mind the gay community. 'spawn-of-satan-dickhead-bashing' it is then. The twerp is the rank outsider to win now at 50/1 on betfair. Please God the odds are accurate and he'll go on Wednesday. It'll fcukin kill him that Kinga and Eugene are left with him booted out on his arse the first real time the public have had a chance to vote on him. Fcuking [email]w@nker....arrr[/email]ghhh he makes my blood boil.

murphaph

Was watching the live feed at lunchtime. Craig thinks the Bahamas are near Hawaii! :rolleyes: but then proceeded to tell Makosi that the Seychelles were the nicest islands. With that 'knowledge' of geography I'd keep my island opinions to myself my boy!

TheIceMaker

He makes me sick
How could his family n friends not know he's gay?!
He's even worse than bunny boiler Michelle from BB5
If anyone has a plane and feels like flying over the BB house while craig is tanning his boobs and dumping a gallon of manure over him, I fully support you

Brock

i have a feeling he will manage to stay in on wednesday as they way channel 4 are doin the voting, with voting to win and not kick out,people will not be voting for kinga or makosi either.That and kingas phoneline wont work in ireland.

i really hope the chubby fcuk goes with his wankin over anthony and basic bein a prick.i wish i was at the eviction night i would bring a bag of eggs.I am actually extremely looking forward to his mental breakdown upon leaving.

TheIceMaker

I am actually extremely looking forward to his mental breakdown upon leaving.[/QUOTE]

So am I!

LundiMardi

ditto

BuffyBot

You sort of feel a teeeny eeny bit sorry for him knowing when he goes out he'll be boo'd mercilessly and will just end up in tears.

I don't.

Spider_Baby!

You know he's gonna cry during his interview with davina! Im not looking forward to that!

TheIceMaker

One word...MUTE...but then we'll have to look at his ugly face...hmmmm thats an episode I wont be watching!

murphaph

TheIceMaker wrote:

One word...MUTE...but then we'll have to look at his ugly face...hmmmm thats an episode I wont be watching!

Are you crazy Icemaker? that'll be the most satisfying moment of BB05. Hopefully Anthony and Eugene will 'come out' together and get it together on the living room couch, all on the live feed they play behind Craig as he's being interviewed by Davina. <Craig dives at the plasma screen, screaming "Anfnee, nooooooooo......." before his head passes through the monitor's membrane into 230V of pure electricity, sparks, smoke, twitching lifeless Craig and all> That would make my fcukin day that would.

carpothepunk

i got 9/2 odds for anyone that bets against him not trying to take antnee kickin and screamin outta the housee with him for "protection"

"i refuse to go out ther to those vultures,i refuse"