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Im doing Yore Ma

  • 02-08-2005 1:11pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭


    Im bored and thought I would post how much I wanted to Do Yore Ma and possibly Sprokety's maa for the laugh.

    If anyone else feels offended then drop me a PM and I'll gladly discuss Yore Ma.! Ps. This is supposed to be Funny, not intentionally meant to be offencive to anyone, including sprokety.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭Rev Hellfire


    Battlefield boy you're not wanted around these parts no more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    ill have a go at MP's Ma, she must be a 105 though, wha, gwan ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭MindPhuck


    my MA's gagging for it Baz!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Shotgun Anus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    This still hasnt been moved to cuckoos nest yet?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    not when the mod starts the thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    bazH wrote:
    not when the mod starts the thread
    LOL :D Only just saw that now, amp could take some chill-out lessons from MindPhuck :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    The quake board was never the strictest of places when it was the only board. No reason it should become a police state now, when a total of six people use it ;)












    P.S. All of yore mas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭MindPhuck


    I aint moving it to anywhere.

    just a lesson for you other mods, this is the quake board and we don't give a **** :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Yeah, hardcore, grrrrr :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    Swedish twins, my house, now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden


    Quake 2 is ghey.

    MP has a huge collection of granny porn on his PC. I downloaded all 25,000 images, and checked everyone of them - they were ****in gross. And he beats up kids at LANs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭veryslowey


    how do you press fire on this thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭LoLth


    yore ma's yore da!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭drunkenfool


    i would similarily like to do peoples ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭Mickah


    I thought it was Carnate (Ray) who beat the shi.t outta kids at LANs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭OSiriS


    We usually had enough people around to restrain MP;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Why restrain him? He'sa doing no harm, except to your ma :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    Bang Bang!

    Matriarchial Jocularity offends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    Mindphuck, go back to the CS board where you belong.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    Trojan wrote:
    Mindphuck, go back to the CS board where you belong.

    We were all having a little fun with some standard quake banter and along comes Trojan and makes it personal.

    Could you not have said that his mother performs sexual favours on goats for money/pleasure? All we ask of you is some common decency.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Mickah wrote:
    I thought it was Carnate (Ray) who beat the shi.t outta kids at LANs

    Also Zero, wha...


    Pld Alo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Sico wrote:
    Also Zero, wha...


    Pld Alo.
    Que? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    Que? :confused:

    Yus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden


    I thought it was MP who mistook some kid for Daaa (aka Walt0r) at QP2?

    I also remember a fisticuffs developing between two Quake players at SuttyLAN in Dun Laorighe (sic). I think it was Carnate and someone else, possibly everyone's favourite rocket muppet, Sam.

    All yore Ma's are belong to us.

    Anyway, not that it matters, no-one plays QW anymore. I blame Quake 2, which is ghey.

    Who are all these bleedin' newbies anyway?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Im new, just found this place, its like the cuckoos nest or something :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Quake 2 is indeed ghey.
    Mindphuck is also ghey.
    Steven is merely a homosexual.
    And a camper.

    PS, railguns will never beat quad shotgun so f off Q2, Q3 etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    Paladin wrote:
    PS, railguns will never beat quad shotgun so f off Q2, Q3 etc.

    I got killed with quad ssg and YA vs a leetor (para) with 200 200 and rl a few nights back, so I'm starting to doubt the power of the dreaded quad shotgun :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    Hey! I'm not a camper!













    Mindphuck's ma can vouch for my sexuality


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    I meant the SG is better in terms of the satisfaction of the kill :)

    And steve, ya she can verify you are a homosexual. But thats ok these days. Unless you are catholic, mueslim, orthodox christian or a homophobe (or a mime come to think of it).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭MindPhuck


    Trojan wrote:
    Mindphuck, go back to the CS board where you belong.

    Hehe. thats still so funny. Stephen, Trojan is just quoting a quake noob who didn't knew I played Quake and when I was replying to a topic he goes 'go back to the CS forumn you muppet' or something along those lines, classic! :) If I could find the tread, i'd post it here.


    Lads, lets clear up all this crapola once and for all. This is myth control time -

    Mickah wrote:
    I thought it was Carnate (Ray) who beat the shi.t outta kids at LANs
    Carnate said he was gonna have words with Daa(aka walt) at QP. He didn't. In fact, he never laid his hands on anyone and if he did hit ya, you would know about it. Have you seen the size of this guy? Anyway, hes a gental giant.

    Jaden wrote:
    I thought it was MP who mistook some kid for Daaa (aka Walt0r) at QP2?
    Sico wrote:
    Also Zero, wha...

    The thing with Daa (aka walt) was with Zero. Daa was giving it lots to Zero about his GirlFriend, so when confronted by Zero at QP, he suddenly was all very nice and nothing happened. They kissed and made up.

    Jaden wrote:
    I also remember a fisticuffs developing between two Quake players at SuttyLAN in Dun Laorighe (sic). I think it was Carnate and someone else, possibly everyone's favourite rocket muppet, Sam.

    Nothing happened at SuttyLan that I can remember, the only really noticable thing at that lan from my perverted memory was the lads shouting down onto the street at two chicks going 'get them out for the boys'.. and they did! :)

    One thing that did almost come to fistycuffs was when myself and Shinji had words over ****e that was said on the boards, it was nothing more than heated words and nothing happened other than Devore Jumping in between the two of us, like something out of a movie, and shouting 'Not at my Lan!!!'. Another classic Line :)

    Another thing that happened is I did have a bit of a conversation with someone who got very pissed off at me at one of the trinity colleage lans. I wont mention any names, but it stems back to the FTI Lan. No blows, he just had words and I told him where to get off. This was mainly because I shagged his x-girlfriend a couple of times. hey, I didn't know she was his girl... Honestly ;)

    All in all, I don't ever remember a physicial fight at any Lan that I was ever at, and Ive been to alot of lans. Some heated words, but hey, people have disagreements, but thats just the way of things.


    Besides, can we get back on topic please. My maaa would kick the ****e out of the lot of ya!! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭OSiriS


    Give me speculation and conjecture over facts anyday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    So what's the best, funniest and worst lan you've been at MP?

    And my ma is a monster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭masteroftherealm


    Random w00tage!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭masteroftherealm


    Ah!! Radndom funky 500th postage!! Its consuming me its consuming me oh god oh god wheres my shotgun where is it! Someone for the love of god give me a shotgun!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Nexus


    Display eric :) Just like ure quaking skillz ;)

    Nex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭walt0r


    I never got into an altercation with Zero. It was Ste-the-bee who was mistaken for Chrome in the toilets. Zero went for Ste but then realised it was the wrong guy :)
    Carnate has attacked people at lans. When I was 12 years of age he man handled me by pulling me off my chair at QP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Must...not...post....pic.


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I am only posting here for the sake of nostalgia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    That's the only reason this board exists ;)

    [Insert offensive ma-related comment]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭Toulouse


    MindPhuck wrote:

    Nothing happened at SuttyLan that I can remember, the only really noticable thing at that lan from my perverted memory was the lads shouting down onto the street at two chicks going 'get them out for the boys'.. and they did! :)

    One thing that did almost come to fistycuffs was when myself and Shinji had words over ****e that was said on the boards, it was nothing more than heated words and nothing happened other than Devore Jumping in between the two of us, like something out of a movie, and shouting 'Not at my Lan!!!'. Another classic Line :)

    Was that not ShadowLan? Don't remember anything happening either except Slaan emerging from the toilet up the top (which even the NetHouse staff didn't know existed) covered in someone elses vomit. Also Kharn and was it you MP, trying to get themselves banned out of every chatroom they could find on IRC at four in the morning?

    Now you and Shinji and DeVores intervention was bloody priceless. Had a ring side seat for that :D

    FTI had to be the funniest lan though. 15+ pcs running off one cable, in a marquee, in the pouring rain. Sonic on the ground among all the wires, I was convinced he was going to die. Tomb kept getting shocked off his keyboard and then all the power went and we had to listen to the fire-alarm going off for hours! Good hot-dogs though :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden


    Howdy Too-Loose. Long time no smell.

    It was me Kharn and Trojan trying to get G-Lined from every IRC node we could find, but using Nicks that people has left themselves logged in as. I remember something about "Hot Love Sausages" being used alot.

    I think Slaan was on the Bog when someone ran in, with the intention of puking into the jacks, and getting Slann in the lap instead. Maybe Slann puked on himself, I wouldn't put it past him. I do know for certain that the puke smelled of Tequila.

    I also remember Sam being pissed, and watching some other guys PC, saying "Man that guy is good", only to realise the chap was playing a recoreded demo of Sam himself.

    FTI was funny. I was sitting next to Chaos playing away, and he fell asleep, bolt upright, hand on mouse, while waiting for the RA to respawn on DM3. It was just that kind of LAN. Didn't someones monitor blow up from condensation/dew?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    You guys remember wayyyy too much. I have a vague recollection of puke on my sleeve or something. I also remember at ShadowLAN the heckling that went on from the top window to people on the streets. "Get yer tits out for the lads" was shouted alot, low and behold someone actually did.

    Great times ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Mouserat


    Maximilian wrote:
    I am only posting here for the sake of nostalgia.

    young pup


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    I remember beating the ****e out of Slaanesh in some quake tourney in 2000. Although I may have that backwards.


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