Who would win in a fight?

Major McMuffin · 02-08-2005 10:50am #1

If anyone remembers the discussion group in sess2 where discussion topics were: can Yann masturbate*, and who would win in a fight

To start things off, The hulk or the thing?
The hulk has ears and can reproduce
the thing has self control

*yes, Yann can masturbate, but not as efficientley.

Raphael · 02-08-2005 12:18pm

The thing. The hulk is only temporarily uber strong, the thing could get him while he sleeps. Also, the thing is indestructable, wheras the hulk is destructable.

LordCran · 02-08-2005 4:56pm

Wow, I remember this. Anyway, my question was never properly answered:
Pete Townshhend
vs.
Jimi Hendrix
1. They're at Woodstock, 1969. Therefore, they're both still alive .
2. Their only weapons are 1 Stratocaster each.

I'll post any other questions I remember.
Oh yeah, the ultimate question:
Gooseman's (indestructable) Diablo
vs.
EL DIABLO!!!
Credit to Major Snugglepuss McMuffin for coming up with that piece of genius.

Raphael · 02-08-2005 5:34pm

Actually, no. Nialls Diablos versus El Diable was one of mine

LordCran · 02-08-2005 5:40pm

Dammit! Sorry Aonghus, and full marks for the whole stealing Jen thing. Kevin told me about it. I shall say no more.

Raphael · 02-08-2005 5:41pm

I tried to steal Aine later, but Neil was late for study and the effect was wasted =(

Jim_Are_Great · 03-08-2005 12:05am

LordCran wrote:

Pete Townshhend
vs.
Jimi Hendrix
1. They're at Woodstock, 1969. Therefore, they're both still alive .
2. Their only weapons are 1 Stratocaster each.

Townshend.
Jimi may have the upper hand - ever so slightly - on the pyrotechnics, but Townshend has the songwriting, and increased creativity, more stage dynamism (Yes, you heard me) and a broader range of styles. Plus, since it's '69, this is before the child porn days so you have no mud to sling.

Come on Dave Franklin, Admit I'm right.

Jade Chihuahua · 03-08-2005 12:52am

Hulk woud win, the more Thing hurts him, the madder Hulk gets, the Stronger he gets, evenyually he'd be able to crush Thing

Jack Lynch · 03-08-2005 7:15am

Not if the Thing keeps apologising, so the Hulk doesnt get mad!

big panda · 03-08-2005 3:59pm

Or tells it's idea for a sitcom featuring Patrick Swazyeon his quest to discover Atlantis aided by his cellage David played by Lawerence Olivia.

Jack Lynch · 03-08-2005 5:45pm

Hah. Take that young sweaty, green steroid junkie. You're nothing but an overgrown Smurf that fell into a tin of yellow paint.

You heard me!

Piste · 03-08-2005 8:49pm

Pfffft, the best Discussion topics was 'A code of ettiquette for teenagers in the 21st century' where Áine and I came up with 5 guidelines for public masturbation.....

Flashling · 03-08-2005 9:12pm

And they were....

jono087 · 03-08-2005 10:07pm

Piste wrote:

Pfffft, the best Discussion topics was 'A code of ettiquette for teenagers in the 21st century' where Áine and I came up with 5 guidelines for public masturbation.....

i'm sure we don't want to hear about it....

Jack Lynch · 04-08-2005 10:49am

Public?

twirly sponge · 06-08-2005 6:07pm

C'mon Liz/Aine, give us the guidelines...

StupidLikeAFox · 06-08-2005 6:46pm

*taps fingers methodically*

We're waiting.....

Starbabe · 06-08-2005 9:50pm

I also want to know...

Piste · 06-08-2005 11:20pm

Oh right well, by popular demand (and Áine can correct me on this if I've left out any/messed any up)

So in no particular order...

1)Don't make noise

2)For the love of god, don't leave stains

3)Don't ask the person beside you for help (for example, if you're on a bus *cue shifty eyes*)

4) em....there was a fourth one...I think it was something like 'be as subtle as possible'

5) I have completely forgotten the 5th one.

Áine! What were the rest?

T.J. · 08-08-2005 11:23am

This is mostly for the benefit of anyone who did psychology A but who would win a fight Piaget or Vygotsky?(many an hour was spent debating this).

PurpleFistMixer · 08-08-2005 12:25pm

No question. Vygotsky.
Why?
Well, all Piaget has to back him up is a 'solitary little scientist', and tbh, what good is a little toddler who can't even grasp conservation?
Whereas Vygotsky has numerous little kids, what with him being into that group learning thing. Also, he's Russian.

They both have awesome names, though.

Fabulo · 11-08-2005 6:47pm

3)Don't ask the person beside you for help (for example, if you're on a bus *cue shifty eyes*)

I was sitting beside you on that bus. EWWWWWWWW.

Piste · 11-08-2005 10:14pm

But did I ask you for help? NO I DID NOT SIR!

I really should have though

Jim_Are_Great · 11-08-2005 10:23pm

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

Vygotsky has numerous little kids...

Yea, every night. Which is why he only wins physically, not morally.

T.J. · 12-08-2005 2:04pm

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

No question. Vygotsky

Vygotsky died in a bar fight at 34 so he couldn't have been that good. My money is on Piaget

Undergod · 12-08-2005 5:32pm

T.J. wrote:

Vygotsky died in a bar fight at 34 so he couldn't have been that good. My money is on Piaget

This makes him worse because? Your logic is flawed.

Vygotsky is definitely my man now.

Jack Lynch · 15-08-2005 2:55pm

Vygotsky could throw lots of children at Piaget. He appears to have a lot

Flashling · 15-08-2005 6:45pm

Piste wrote:

Oh right well, by popular demand (and Áine can correct me on this if I've left out any/messed any up)

So in no particular order...

1)Don't make noise

2)For the love of god, don't leave stains

3)Don't ask the person beside you for help (for example, if you're on a bus *cue shifty eyes*)

4) em....there was a fourth one...I think it was something like 'be as subtle as possible'

5) I have completely forgotten the 5th one.

Áine! What were the rest?

I have to say, when I met you, I felt cheated. I was all forewarned about your general Piste-ness, and not once did I see you doing, or saying, anything inapropriate. However, now I'm beginning to think that you're just really, really, subtle...

Piste · 15-08-2005 8:05pm

Yup, I'm secretly infecting you IN YOUR SLEEP!

Nono, last Saturday I made a concious effort to be less me-like, I ended up having alot less to say

Flashling · 15-08-2005 8:11pm

But why? BUT WHY?!? (would you be less like you)

And the sleep thing, too creepy to go there.

Adesina · 15-08-2005 8:32pm

Flashling wrote:

I have to say, when I met you, I felt cheated. I was all forewarned about your general Piste-ness, and not once did I see you doing, or saying, anything inapropriate. However, now I'm beginning to think that you're just really, really, subtle...

I have to say, I felt the same.

Piste wrote:

Nono, last Saturday I made a concious effort to be less me-like, I ended up having alot less to say

But WHY? Why would you try and less like you? You is great, always be you!

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 02-09-2005 7:26pm

LordCran wrote:

Wow, I remember this. Anyway, my question was never properly answered:
Pete Townshhend
vs.
Jimi Hendrix
1. They're at Woodstock, 1969. Therefore, they're both still alive .
2. Their only weapons are 1 Stratocaster each.

That's it! I'm putting you on my Buddy list! Don't say I didn't warn you 'cause that's what I'm about to say! I didn't warn you!

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 02-09-2005 7:28pm

Jim_Are_Great wrote:

Townshend.
Jimi may have the upper hand - ever so slightly - on the pyrotechnics, but Townshend has the songwriting, and increased creativity, more stage dynamism (Yes, you heard me) and a broader range of styles. Plus, since it's '69, this is before the child porn days so you have no mud to sling.

Come on Dave Franklin, Admit I'm right.

He also has the fact that he's an insane genius to his credit!

LordCran · 03-09-2005 2:53pm

As well as the voice of 60s adolescence, and has a shoulder which cannot be destroyed by any windmill (try the windmill thing. Go on, try it, and you'll see what I mean). He also invented destroying things onstage. And I have the greatest soundbite ever of him, involving him just shouting at the crowd to sit down: "this is a f***ing rock n roll concert, not some f***ing tea party." Nice man.

Jim_Are_Great · 04-09-2005 12:36am

Woot. Townshend appreciation. Let's just have a bit of Who appreciation. Because this is soooo on-topic. Also: IRON MAIDEN!!! WOOO!!!

LordCran · 04-09-2005 7:14pm

Indeed. WHHOOOO!!!
As in The Who, and... I'll shut up now.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 04-09-2005 9:56pm

Who'd win? David Bowie or Mick Jagger? A guy who can't age versus another guy who started dying his hair black before he was 30?

PurpleFistMixer · 04-09-2005 10:06pm

I would vote Mick Jagger on the sole virtue of the Mick Jagger room.

David Bowie does have anisocoria, though, which is cool...

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 04-09-2005 10:25pm

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

David Bowie does have anisocoria, though, which is cool...

Cad é anisocoria?

PurpleFistMixer · 04-09-2005 10:30pm

Well a handy google will solve your problems fairly swiftly... But anisocoria is the differently-sized pupil condition he has going on.

I know this because I may have accidentally given said condition to my dog.

Raphael · 05-09-2005 7:13am

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

I would vote Mick Jagger on the sole virtue of the Mick Jagger room.

David Bowie does have anisocoria, though, which is cool...

That place was friggin creepy

Undergod · 05-09-2005 5:12pm

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

I know this because I may have accidentally given said condition to my dog.

Sometimes I fall in love... do tell, won't you?

PurpleFistMixer · 05-09-2005 5:21pm

It involved her face/eye area, and a tennis ball. Which I threw. Pretty hard.

I also gave her a couple of other things... such as Horner's Syndrome.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 05-09-2005 5:48pm

I took a risk by asking last time I'm not gonna go near this one!

Jim_Are_Great · 05-09-2005 8:33pm

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

Who'd win? David Bowie or Mick Jagger?

Ok. Wait. Jaypers. There really is no question here. I fail to see any area of cool or success in which Bowie outstrips Mick. I mean, the Ziggy days were awfully great, and Dave had some great songs to his name, but Mick... I mean... MICK!

The best frontman. Of the best band. Ever. I would elaborate, but you're smart people and I'm sure that you can see my point and need no further convincing.

Also, what room did Bowie have erected in his honour? And if there was one, did it have a theme tune? I think you'll find that the answer is an emphatic no.

Shiney · 05-09-2005 8:39pm

you bought a card to print things for your project and ended up decorating your room with pictures of mick jagger. it was weird
Who were the other pictures in your room of?

LordCran · 06-09-2005 4:02pm

This is the point where I get scared. But yeah, Mick's the man, much as I love Bowie.

Bob Dylan vs. Johnny Cash (first two CDs I saw when I looked around just there)
Bob has my vote (as every who was in my class has already predicted. Not just because he's a better songwriter, but also because of his impact on our culture. The world hasn't been the same since Like A Rolling Stone, or Subterranean Homesick Blues.

Who would win in a fight?

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