What do you despise about the opposite sex?

DawnMc

Ya so what do you despise about the opposite sex?

chillywilly

i wouldnt say i despise anything....thats a bit too serious

Funk Daddy

Women - lack of logic.

wes

Women - They won't sleep with me...

alleepally

Women - hormonal

Victor

Women - the smell of alcohol off them after they wee.

flogen

women - the icky bleeding

Fysh

I can think of more things about my own gender than the opposite that I loathe, actually. Such as the willingness to let testosterone think for you. But there you go...

alleepally

Fysh wrote:

I can think of more things about my own gender than the opposite that I loathe, actually. Such as the willingness to let testosterone think for you. But there you go...

Ohh, go on you metrosexual you

po0k

I've always been jealous of their Racks

Coney Island

Funk Daddy wrote:

Women - lack of logic.

I agree 100%.

azezil

SyxPak wrote:

I've always been jealous of their Racks

ah your's is quite impressive too.

I just don't like women's bits in general...

LadyJ

I dislike the way men seem to run on a totally different clock to women.

For example,they always say the'll be up "in a while".... "a while" can last any amount of time between 20mins and 7 hours! I'm sure men know its exact limitations but it's always baffled me.

I also hate the way they can be so needy but I suppose that doesn't just apply to men.

Skid marks aren't pleasant either...

el rabitos

i think i can best answer this with a quote from As Good As it Gets,
(women approches jack nicholsons character)

women - how do you know women so well??

jack nicholson - i take away REASON and ACCOUNTABILITY

of course to tar all women with the same brush would be wrong. so i'll just say 99% of them lack reason and accoutability

Prior Of Taize

i would have to agree on the logic being missing anyway. other than that i dislike cocky people so i guess any woman with an ego isnt good for me. njust a clash of personalities i guess.

*Page*

hmmm, they (any guy i've ever been with) all cheat lie and treat woman like sh!t. they have a problem with pi$$ing in the toilet. they dont know how much is to much when it comes to drink! and girls fart get over it!!!

crazymonkey

women are so needy, childish and insure, but you got to love'em

LadyJ

crazymonkey wrote:

women are so needy, childish and insure, but you got to love'em

Ah now come on,men are FAR more childish!

*Page*

most of the guys i know play with lego when ever they get the chance.

I also hate the way they forget so easily

Sarky

/me pulls up chair and puts the popcorn on for the latest "We are not!/ You are so!" argument

azezil

*Page* wrote:

and girls fart get over it!!!

Lady's don't!

Skip

Sarky wrote:

/me pulls up chair and puts the popcorn on for the latest "We are not!/ You are so!" argument

My thought exactly :rolleyes:

Pigman II

*Page* wrote:

most of the guys i know play with lego when ever they get the chance.

Operative phrase being 'whenever they get the chance'. Women by comparison have an entire lifetime to act childishly.

//

Anyway my nomination (tho nothing they do would make me 'despise' them) would be that women spend so much time, money and effort in order to look good thru hair/clothes/diet/make-up etc yet the net result being that they invariably end up looking worse than if they'd just spent 5 mins doing the 3 s's and throwing the nearest thing on.

*Page*

azezil wrote:

Lady's don't!

Sorry to break it to you they do! All females and males do! It’s just most women and ladies will do it discreetly

bounty

no fat chicks

Wacker

I have found that women are often slower to forgive. Blokes tend to shake hands, buy each other pints and put stuff behind them more willingly than women.

Also,melodrama seems to be more rife with the fairer sex. Why must so many girls spend the duration of a party whispering about some other girl and end up a mess of tears by the end?

Nidge

Women-their inability to deal with situations head on, not being able to say anything to anyone's face, in short, being fake.

Victor

*Page* wrote:

hmmm, they (any guy i've ever been with) all cheat lie and treat woman like sh!t. they have a problem with pi$$ing in the toilet. they dont know how much is to much when it comes to drink! and girls fart get over it!!!

Thats a gross over-simplification of half the human race.

cordelia

Men:

-Toys when they are boys, toys when they are men. The older they get, the more expensive and biggger their toys: gadgets and gizmos, Xboxs, fancy watches, PDAs, IPods. They get all gleeful and excited, jumping up and down, calling all their mates over to ooo and ahh over their new purchase.

-Pee dribbles on the floor. WTF? No aim? Need glasses? Shaking the little fella off too vigorously? And why not wash the hands afterwards?

-The verbal bulemia. THINK before you say something that you know will offend your better half. Don't just "blahblahblah" and then wonder why you're sleeping on the couch.

-The dirty clothes basket. Hey, I'm not asking you to do all the laundry. I'm not asking you to sterilise the room. Just aim for the basket and get them in there, not lying around the outside like war casualties.

-You are in charge of remembering you mother's birthday, not me.

-Do not tell me that you want to spend the evening with me because you miss me, only to sit down on the couch and turn on the football. This does not bond us together. I don't expect you to accompany me while I shop for shoes, don't get offended when I don't snuggle up for a good hurling match.

-Yes, we have a menstual cycle. Oftimes it hurts. Get used to it and go get the icecream and hotwater bottle without the longsuffering look. We have long since adjusted to the fact that men get horny at the slightest anything: waking up, their home country winning the All Ireland, a slight breeze. Some things are better left accepted.

Finally: young men, who sit in their rooms typing away on a computer, alone, telling me that women are hormonally insane. Meh.

cordelia

BTW

I do think that men are adorable!

They are good at fixing things, giving you a straight answer to a problem, cheering you up when you're having a bad hair day with an arm around your shoulder and a kiss on the cheek.

Beside, where would heterosexual sex be without 'em?

Feenikusu

Men often speak very loudly and they can be really nasty to women.
Still I think they are the better gender, not as complicated, smugly and sneaky as women. And of course they are definitely better looking, although they are often far too skinny.
I wonder why there are not more gay men, because men are too good for women...^^

amazingemmet

cordelia wrote:

Men:
-Pee dribbles on the floor. WTF? No aim? Need glasses? Shaking the little fella off too vigorously? And why not wash the hands afterwards?

Look we all don't shoot from point blank range. Next time you take a pee try stand up and see how much you get in.

Women: The fact that i haven't got one, also the way they fart when you do acrobatics with them

airetam_storm

Women - Tell you they're fine when they clearly are not, insist they are and then get angry at you when you dont comfort them

- Cant appreciate the time needed for men to watch their game of footie, even though we accept your time need for getting ready for a night out etc.

- Their overwhelming urge to buy clothes on impulse, with a look of delight in their eyes, only to disgard them as they arrive home

\Edit\ Although there are many more flaws with men, women are not perfect either, as all you feminists have been led to believe

DawnMc

Wowsa, a whole lot of sweeping statements made here.......
For what u guys said about women, very untrue for the majority.
Men and women are so different, it's actually frightening.

OFDM

Women - that sushi taste

DawnMc

God man, be graphic anyways

Flukey

Women and Equality. What does it actually mean? The classic example is the golf club. Women want to be in there, because, according to equality, they should be able to go to the same places as men. Of course once they get in, they'll want their own toilets, because in this instance equality means they should have their own place. A very big contradiction. So when it suits, equality can mean being treated the same as men and then in other situations equality means being treated differently. Make your mind up girls! Then, with all this women's lib, why is it that men still nearly always have to make the first move?

Amazotheamazing

Can't agree Dawn, most of the complaints about either sex have some truth in them. Certainly neither sex has a monopoly on the faults.

alleepally

cordelia wrote:

Men:

-Toys when they are boys, toys when they are men. The older they get, the more expensive and biggger their toys: gadgets and gizmos, Xboxs, fancy watches, PDAs, IPods. They get all gleeful and excited, jumping up and down, calling all their mates over to ooo and ahh over their new purchase.

-Pee dribbles on the floor. WTF? No aim? Need glasses? Shaking the little fella off too vigorously? And why not wash the hands afterwards?

-The verbal bulemia. THINK before you say something that you know will offend your better half. Don't just "blahblahblah" and then wonder why you're sleeping on the couch.

-The dirty clothes basket. Hey, I'm not asking you to do all the laundry. I'm not asking you to sterilise the room. Just aim for the basket and get them in there, not lying around the outside like war casualties.

-You are in charge of remembering you mother's birthday, not me.

-Do not tell me that you want to spend the evening with me because you miss me, only to sit down on the couch and turn on the football. This does not bond us together. I don't expect you to accompany me while I shop for shoes, don't get offended when I don't snuggle up for a good hurling match.

-Yes, we have a menstual cycle. Oftimes it hurts. Get used to it and go get the icecream and hotwater bottle without the longsuffering look. We have long since adjusted to the fact that men get horny at the slightest anything: waking up, their home country winning the All Ireland, a slight breeze. Some things are better left accepted.

Finally: young men, who sit in their rooms typing away on a computer, alone, telling me that women are hormonally insane. Meh.

You've turned an easy going, bit of fun thread into a cheap counselling session. I'd rather you write it in your little perfumed diary. Maybe do that next time like a good girl.

Aisling88

they can be such pricks when they dont get wat they want!

Fysh

Aisling88 wrote:

they can be such pricks when they dont get wat they want!

Yes, because no woman on the face of the planet has ever done this...

DonkeyStyle \o/

Pigman II wrote:

would be that women spend so much time, money and effort in order to look good thru hair/clothes/diet/make-up etc yet the net result being that they invariably end up looking worse than if they'd just spent 5 mins doing the 3 s's and throwing the nearest thing on.

Exactly...
Do women think men have some sort of clown fetish, that they have to cake on the make-up and dress like a stupid-looking crack whore?
Yes, that purple eye-shadow really enhances your natural beauty :rolleyes:
Do you really think we can't tell the difference between a girl that's blushing and a girl that has red powdery crap on her cheeks?
And the only way your eyebrows are going to look like that is if you've got some kind of disease... leave them alone.
Oh, and we can spot your fake tan a mile away.
Your roots are showing.
You're fooling no one.
I find human-looking women more attractive tbh.

Catsmokinpot

women - they wear clothes too often

Sarky

Sweet Jesus.

I'm going to need more popcorn.

Wacker

Yes, to echo Donkeystyle, the fake tan thing! It looks terrible! Even when you 'get it done so it looks real', it NEVER looks real. Give us a bit of credit, for fecks sake!

byte

Sarky wrote:

Sweet Jesus.

I'm going to need more popcorn.

ROFFLE

Can you keep my seat while I go and get the popcorn, a tub of hot nuts and a large Coke?

hussey

Woman are so bitchy, they are all friendly friendly, once a girl has left it's
"did ya see the state of her <blank>"
"Did you see the sly look she gave <me/you>"

or else the line
"Do you think i am fat?"

*Page*

Victor wrote:

Thats a gross over-simplification of half the human race.

Sorry was angry with men ( but i did state the ones i know, i did not say all)



- and i do not know half the human race

*Page*

byte wrote:

ROFFLE

Can you keep my seat while I go and get the popcorn, a tub of hot nuts and a large Coke?

I'll get some malteasers

Dathai

Multiple orgasms!!!

I think every man despises that about women

djblueice

Don't like Alfa Women... :mad: