Toilet Graffiti

StupidLikeAFox

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? --The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****. --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! --Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas

Mr. CooL ICE

"Toilet tennis: look left" "Toilet tennis: look right"

"Last time i eat a fcuking curry"

Ishmael

N3rds 5√4096 3v3r!

boogie man

In the Dunkin' Donuts toilets on Grafton Street (remember that?): "Dumpin' Donuts"

toiletduck

in nuig

"ever wonder why we are all here?"

to which someone replied

"i dunno bout you but im here for a sh*t!"

Dathai

I remember being in a toilets in town and there was a dot on the door, above the dot "follow the line" was written.I followed then line from the dot around the cubicle until I reached the end, where I was gladly informed that I was "Now excreting at a 45 degree angle".

Tyrrial

Dathai wrote:

I remember being in a toilets in town and there was a dot on the door, above the dot "follow the line" was written.I followed then line from the dot around the cubicle until I reached the end, where I was gladly informed that I was "Now excreting at a 45 degree angle".

thats brilliant!

joejoem

This wasnt a topilet wall but up north on the side of a building.


ULSTER SAYS NO

and directly below that

THE MAN FROM DELMONTE SAYS YES!

toiletduck

fintan

Seen in a cubicle on a building site

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to sh1t
But only farted

Kio

jesus is coming look busy----the smelly toilits in the beachhouse pub greystones

solice

and the obligitory

some come here to sh*t and stink
others come to sit and think
i come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullsh*t on the walls

grimsbymatt

Here I sit and contemplate,

Do I sh!t or masturbate.

old boy

the s-hit house poet
when he dies
will see before him
when he dies
a fitting tribute
to his wit
a monument
of solid s-h-t

danniemcq

o o a q i c i 8 2 q b 4 i p

can't remember where i seen it but it cracked me up

pwd

Sign in WIT: "In case of fire do not use lift"
Graffiti on sign: "Use water"

Rhyme

A vast plethora of abuse for Redbrick on the DCU toilet walls...

Probably funny for some...

Ro: maaan!

Toilets in the Hub in DCU. Can't remember it exactly, but something like...

- Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty?
- Yeah, the big pedo.
- 4 million people are starving in the world and this gobsh!te uses up valuable wall space with this sh!t.
- What would you suggest?
- Off topic. Thread closed. Wall moderator.

kittenkiller

Love many,
Trust few
& Always paddle
-Eamonn Dorans Temple Bar way back when i was 17

nedoo

In an Asian restaurant in Donegal Town put there by the staff
"wetti painti do not touchi"

jcoote

thamos iz gaie (thomas is gay)

reply: lern tu spel

Femelade

"my husband wont let me do my own thing, he follows me everywhere"

underneath it said:

"no i dont"

cant remember where i saw it.

cujimmy

joejoem wrote:

This wasnt a topilet wall but up north on the side of a building.


ULSTER SAYS NO

and directly below that

THE MAN FROM DELMONTE SAYS YES!

And underneath that
"and he should know he's an orange man"

The Bollox

saw this in DKIT jacks:

chinese proverb: if man drops his watch in toilet, he have ****ty time

that had me in stitches

derek27

if you find these toilets in an unsatisfactory condition, please, feel free to clean them. AIT Scribes toilet

'dont forget to wipe your arse', toilet door in scribes

Jivin Turkey

"Please remain seated throughout the entire performance" - UCD Library

fish fingers

Seen in the toilet in sallys bar Galway a few years back.
"anyone can p*ss on the floor be a hero sh*t on the ceiling"

28064212

Written on the wall: The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th century
Reply: The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th century you twat

Shabadu

joejoem wrote:

This wasnt a topilet wall but up north on the side of a building.


ULSTER SAYS NO

and directly below that

THE MAN FROM DELMONTE SAYS YES!

In a similar vein:

NO POPE HERE!

underneath:

LUCKY POPE

MistressPandora

joejoem wrote:

This wasnt a topilet wall but up north on the side of a building.


ULSTER SAYS NO

and directly below that

THE MAN FROM DELMONTE SAYS YES!

/me falls over laughing

I love it!

jozi

I had a hard time not laughing at a lt of them
Must look out for some next time

TheStrandRoads

In the men's of Conways in Blackrock, there is an arrow pointing upwards towards the very top of the door, and beside it...

"Beware the Queer high-jumper!"

el lupo

In the asme vain, in the toilets of the library of Queens in Belfast:

Dyslexic Ulstermen say "ON"

Hagar

Written on bottom of toilet door.

Beware the invisible limbo dancer.

Daniel_109

In UCD a few months back, beside an arrow pointing to the toliet paper, "arts degree, please take one!"

old boy

heres wan
were going to a gang bang
my brothers and me
we know a girl down the road
who does it for free
first we take her top off
then her bra and jeans
then we take her knickers off
and fill her full of beans

tallus

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Toilets in the Hub in DCU. Can't remember it exactly, but something like...

- Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty?
- Yeah, the big pedo.
- 4 million people are starving in the world and this gobsh!te uses up valuable wall space with this sh!t.
- What would you suggest?
- Off topic. Thread closed. Wall moderator.

brilliant! I laughed my ass off

JungleBunny

Some great ones

Can't remeber where I read this one:
Careful! The crabs can pole-vault!
:rolleyes:

Executive Steve

joejoem wrote:

This wasnt a topilet wall but up north on the side of a building.


ULSTER SAYS NO

and directly below that

THE MAN FROM DELMONTE SAYS YES!

... and HE is an orangeman too......!!!!




buh dumb -tish......


/gets coat and meekly slouches off stage....

TomTom

fintan wrote:

Seen in a cubicle on a building site

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to sh1t
But only farted

The fullversion of this was in the downstairs toilets in the Bridge house in tullamore

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to ****
but only farted
farted so hard it cracked the bowl
and burnt the hairs around my hole.

Sick i know but funny none the less

qz

"I love grils"

---

grils is crossed off and replaced with girls.

"But what about us grils?!"

Farls

"I fuked your mother"

and underneath ...

"Go home dad, your drunk!"