potential boyfriend questionnare

Femelade

ok got this idea from another site, but i think its kinda funny, in a very non-serious way so anybody who thinks this is a crap thread, keep it to yourself please!

for the girls, (and gay men i guess!)
what kind of questions would u like answered by a potential boyfriend?

here's a few, (girls feel free to add questions).

Are you insane? Tick boxes Y or N

Do you have a job?

Can you make a nice cup of tea?

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? Y/N

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football?

Have you ever stalked anyone?




so on and so forth.....

aidan_walsh

Femmy wrote:

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

I always thought that was a distinctly feminine problem.

Mountjoy Mugger

aidan_walsh wrote:

I always thought that was a distinctly feminine problem.

What was that?

monkeyfudge

Yes to everything except the one about the cup of tea...

Femelade

works both ways i guess

Femelade

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yes to everything except the one about the cup of tea...

you're insane?
you've stalked some1?

county

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football?




so on and so forth.....[/QUOTE]
and you even need to ask that question?

RobertFoster

Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No.

kstanl

And for the women:

Are you fussy? Y or N

Do you give good head? Y or N

Can you cook? Y or N

That is all.

county

kstanl wrote:

And for the women:

Are you fussy? Y or N

Do you give good head? Y or N

Can you cook? Y or N

That is all.

do you spit or swallow? y or no

Sparky

i can see this going to TCN, for which im banned from, noooo

jezza

Are you going to hit me? Ever?
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath.
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates.
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy)
Will you allow me do my own thing?
Will you be unpredictiple?
Will you give me my own space?
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone?
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool?
Are you a stoner?
Promise me you will just be a stoner?
Do you find farts/burps funny?
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair?
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick?

Thats it for now.

county

has to be man utd,scousers are just tea leaves

Femelade

kstanl wrote:

And for the women:

Are you fussy? Y or N

Do you give good head? Y or N

Can you cook? Y or N

That is all.

y to all three....i think

Sparky

Are you going to hit me? Ever? no, i dont hit girls
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. Y
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. OK
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) suppose
Will you allow me do my own thing? of course
Will you be unpredictiple? depends
Will you give me my own space? yes
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? depends
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? neither
Are you a stoner? no
Promise me you will just be a stoner? no
Do you find farts/burps funny? sometimes
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? no
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? yes lots

county

are you looking for a date with jezza man?

Sparky

if shes offering i may accept, but other than that im just being honest.

Skip

sounds like a sensible man


...apart from the cuckoo affair maybe :rolleyes:

Sparky

i would like to forget about the incident with the cuckoo, i swear i happened when i was drunk

LadyJ

Quetionnaire for men?
No,no,list of demands!

county

explain??

LadyJ

It'a a man in a wheelchair....?

county

yes peter kay!

LadyJ

If you knew then why need I explain?:p

Sparky

county wrote:

explain??

if thats directed at me, you'd have to ask the others, im too embarrased as to what happened.:o

Dimitri

Are you insane? Tick boxes Y or N

Do you have a job?

Can you make a nice cup of tea?

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? Y/N

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football?

Have you ever stalked anyone?

Yes..in a good way
Yes.
Yes but thats a womens job i only make tea when there not around
Never tried
Tried but she hit me
Football: Yes ....Beer: yes ...Combined: ehhhh no.
Hell no!

county

LadyJ wrote:

If you knew then why need I explain?:p

oh your the comedian

Mr.Nice Guy

Are you insane?

My imaginary friend George doesn't think so.

Do you have a job

I do volunteer work. I volunteer to stay in bed and not work.

Can you make a nice cup of tea?

Ah, a trick question. Very good! But everyone knows that the women make the tea.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

No, but if it ain't written on my underwear it's not important.

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? Y/N

No, but I have made a potential girlfriend run up Carrantuohill naked in under 60 minutes. She did it in 63. So long tuts!

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football?

If I had to choose to put one of you on a boat to the Arctic, then yes I would put you before beer and football.

Have you ever stalked anyone?

It's only stalking if she knows you're watching her.

I'm all yours ladies.

Sparky

^^^^^Plus his handle is a good indication of his personality^^^^^

county

what about the[good head]question?

Sparky

county wrote:

what about the[good head]question?

he does'nt have that function yet, he needs to be queer for that

county

Sparky_S wrote:

he does'nt have that function yet, he needs to be queer for that

and you think MR NICE GUY is'nt queer :rolleyes:

Nightwish

For me the only requirements from a man that I would ask for is that he put up with my passion for music, my addiction to certain tv shows and my zealous political opinions

Mr.Nice Guy

county wrote:

and you think MR NICE GUY is'nt queer :rolleyes:

This from 'county' which is an anagram of 'coy nut'.

You fool NO ONE.

tman

Are you insane? - where's the "unsure" option?

Do you have a job? - yep

Can you make a nice cup of tea? - yep

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? - yeah... 15 minutes

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? - i'm not that fussy tbh

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? - i guess...

Have you ever stalked anyone? - not yet

Are you going to hit me? Ever? - not unless you deserve it.
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. - women should be seen and not heard.
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. - no harm in looking.
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) - doubtful.
Will you allow me do my own thing? - sure. so long as you do the dishes first.
Will you be unpredictiple? - nope.
Will you give me my own space? - will you give ME my own space?
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? - what the **** were you doing calling me in the first place?
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? - not into footie
Are you a stoner? - yep
Promise me you will just be a stoner? - i like to get ****ed up every now and again.
Do you find farts/burps funny? - ehm... i'm a bloke. of course i ****ing do!
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? - haha. good one, must remember that
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? - i'll try not to get any in your face

Larianne

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

This from 'county' which is an anagram of 'coy nut'.

You fool NO ONE.

lol

monkeyfudge

Femmy wrote:

you're insane?
you've stalked some1?

Well I do have slight brain damage...

oh and I've only ever stalked in a good natured way... possibly involving balloon animals in some manner...

aidan_dunne

Nightwish wrote:

For me the only requirements from a man that I would ask for is that he put up with my passion for music, my addiction to certain tv shows and my zealous political opinions

Hey, I can do that.






























Now come to daddy!

cornbb

Questions for the ladies:

Are you irrational/nuts/psycho?
Do you nag?
Do you mind if we watch South Park in bed instead of going out?
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I get stoned?
Can you give me space if I need it?
Will you freak out if more than 10 minutes passes before I text/email you back?
Are you capable of humour?
Do you look good in my undies?

Tobias Greeshman

Yes to them all except the Insane, Questionaire and Stalker questions!

Femelade

Questions for the ladies:

Are you irrational/nuts/psycho? sometimes
Do you nag? if the nagging needs doing, the nagging needs doing
Do you mind if we watch South Park in bed instead of going out?not at all
Do you mind if I smoke? nope
Do you mind if I get stoned? nah
Can you give me space if I need it? just how much are we talking here
Will you freak out if more than 10 minutes passes before I text/email you back?depends WHY u didnt reply so soon!!(better have a good excuse)
Are you capable of humour? yes
Do you look good in my undies? dunno, wanna check?




one more question for the lads:
does my bum look big in this?

Nightwish

Are you irrational/nuts/psycho?

A small bit

Do you nag?

Hell no

Do you mind if we watch South Park in bed instead of going out?

I'd prefer it

Do you mind if I smoke?

Yes

Do you mind if I get stoned?

A small bit

Can you give me space if I need it?

Yes

Will you freak out if more than 10 minutes passes before I text/email you back?

No

Are you capable of humour?

Yes

Do you look good in my undies?

depends what they are......briefs-hell no

cornbb

Femmy wrote:

Questions for the ladies:
one more question for the lads:
does my bum look big in this?

There's only one correct answer, and its always "of course not!"

Femmy wrote:

Can you give me space if I need it? just how much are we talking here

Umm, I guess at least a couple of inches to start off with

cornbb

Hmm, the plot thickens. Perhaps this method of screening is the way to go!

/me starts thinking of more cunning questions...

Femelade

yeah thats cool then.....

cornbb

Are you going to hit me? Ever? Never
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. Yep
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. Fair enough
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) Dunno, haven't met him
Will you allow me do my own thing? Sure
Will you be unpredictiple? Probably not
Will you give me my own space? Yep
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? Not if you don;t do it too much
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? Eh?
Are you a stoner? Yep
Promise me you will just be a stoner? Yep
Do you find farts/burps funny? Sometimes
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? Possible
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? Aye

shellby

cornbb wrote:

Questions for the ladies:

Are you irrational/nuts/psycho?

yep well not a psycho but the other two

cornbb wrote:

Do you nag?

men + selective deafness = no point

cornbb wrote:

Do you mind if we watch South Park in bed instead of going out?

as long as it's not all the time

cornbb wrote:

Do you mind if I smoke?

nope

cornbb wrote:

Do you mind if I get stoned?

yep

cornbb wrote:

Can you give me space if I need it?

as long as you respect the fact that if i care about you i will worry about you

cornbb wrote:

Will you freak out if more than 10 minutes passes before I text/email you back?[/QUOTE}
nope i have a life

cornbb wrote:

Are you capable of humour?

as long as you can take a joke

cornbb wrote:

o you look good in my undies?

i look better without them

cornbb

shellby wrote:

i look better without them

Ooh, saucy. Learning about people is fun! You can never tell what a person is like from a questionnaire like this i reckon. Everyone is gonna have their own previously unrecognised quirks that you can love or hate.

Megatron

jezza wrote:

Are you going to hit me? Ever?
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath.
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates.
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy)
Will you allow me do my own thing?
Will you be unpredictiple?
Will you give me my own space?
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone?
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool?
Are you a stoner?
Promise me you will just be a stoner?
Do you find farts/burps funny?
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair?
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick?

Thats it for now.

Nope, Not unless you try to kill me,
Sure thing
I'll give them a fair shout, Nothing more i can do really.
Of course.
Sometimes
Yeps , just make sure that you let me know how much space though,
Nopes, it happens sometimes,
Neither , Blackburn rovers \o/
Nopes
Ummm , well i dont' have a prob with drugs, each to thier own.
Depends on the situation ( in a crowded bus , they are the funnest thing ever)
Nope , not unless u like that sort of thing,
Not a problem , for a sec there thought u where talkign about G-force the cartoon

mathie

cornbb wrote:

Ooh, saucy. Learning about people is fun! You can never tell what a person is like from a questionnaire like this i reckon. Everyone is gonna have their own previously unrecognised quirks that you can love or hate.

Easily solved.

Do you have your own previously unrecognised quirks that I can love or hate?

M

amazingemmet

Are you insane? Better question have i been diagnosed yet

Do you have a job? professional moocher

Can you make a nice cup of tea? I can use the kettle id that enough

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

ask me in ten minutes

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? no

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? ok

Have you ever stalked anyone? no, can't afford the binoculars


Are you going to hit me? Ever? I only hit you cos i love you
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. Better question will i listen to you talk before.....
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. Thats a command not a question
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) depends how sleazy he is
Will you allow me do my own thing? ok
Will you be unpredictiple? Its impossible to predict the unpredictable
Will you give me my own space? Yes here's a box of it
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? matbe puffed as well
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? couldn't give a monkies about both
Are you a stoner? is the pope an ex-nazi?
Promise me you will just be a stoner? ok, scouts honour
Do you find farts/burps funny? I'm a guy, course i do
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? depends how good you behave
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? "No body makes love to max power you just strap yourself in and feel the G's"