the bases

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 6:03pm #1

I have to know, is there an official ruling that says what the 1st, 2nd and 3rd bases are? I see them as:
ass = 1st
boobies = 2nd and
dropping the hand = 3rd

but some ppl say scoring is 1st... I am confuzzled

grimloch · 13-07-2005 6:05pm

I though first was smooching? It's a foolish way of saying things. Just say it like it is I say.

dudara · 13-07-2005 6:05pm

If you use the word base in the context of sexual matters, then you must be american*

*no guarantee on the logic of this logic

ergo · 13-07-2005 6:06pm

yeah I thought first was the kiss

and the rest seems about right

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 6:07pm

so then what's dropping the hand?

grimloch · 13-07-2005 6:07pm

That would be second.

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 6:09pm

double clicking her mouse is second?

dudara · 13-07-2005 6:10pm

Marts wrote:

double clicking her mouse is second?

arrrgghh. My head hurts already

Sarky · 13-07-2005 6:10pm

Is it wrong that I immediately thought of "Are belong to us"?

grimloch · 13-07-2005 6:11pm

1 - I kissed her.
2 - I felt her up.
3 - I "rode" her.

There you go. Feck all this "base" business. It's stupid.

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 6:11pm

ok look, so far I think it's:
scoring = 1st

no others are confirmed yet

NotMe · 13-07-2005 6:22pm

Damn yanks!

jaggeh · 13-07-2005 6:25pm

fools
1st base is kissing
2nd base is over the clothes petting
3rd base is under the clothes petting
home run is intercourse

bada bing

rainglow · 13-07-2005 6:30pm

I thought it was:

1st: kissing
2nd: "heavy petting" (God I haven't heard those words since my mom gave me "the talk")
3rd: oral sex
4th: home run

Naos · 13-07-2005 6:31pm

He shoots, He scores!

grimloch · 13-07-2005 6:33pm

A system with this much ambiguety needs to be eliminated, thus I propose it be nuked.

I think rainglow has it the closest from my brief experience of Americanised "scoring" benchmarks.

amazingemmet · 13-07-2005 6:38pm

What about typdefed her sister is that a tunnel incident?

weemcd · 13-07-2005 6:40pm

Sarky wrote:

Is it wrong that I immediately thought of "Are belong to us"?

haha first thing popped into my head!

ya beat me to it tho, ye bastad!

Zaph · 13-07-2005 6:42pm

I also post over on an American board. I've asked the question so I should have a definitive answer for yiz shortly.

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 6:43pm

1st = kissing
2nd = topping, fingering, ****
3rd = head
4th / Home Run = sex

Blisterman · 13-07-2005 6:57pm

No, it's
1st - Kissing
2nd-Boobies
3rd- hand- "down under"
All the way is obvious.

It's a good euphenism system, to avoid being crude.

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:01pm

but sure then where does head come in? A group of about 12 of us spent a few hours discussing this one night...
Personally though I would consider head more serious, so to speak, than sex....

Shabadu · 13-07-2005 7:02pm

Sarky wrote:

Is it wrong that I immediately thought of "Are belong to us"?

No.

afaik:
1st base- touching his beard,
2nd- tugging it affectionately,
3rd- dunking it in Guinness
Home Run- Sucking the Guiness out of it.

Apologies to those who don't know what i'm on about.

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:03pm

sarky's beard sarky's beard sarky's beard!!!! I wanna go I wanna go I wanna go!

Sarky · 13-07-2005 7:04pm

Holy crap I went all the way with Shabby!

And I can't remember most of it. Typical...

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:05pm

again.

I WANNA GO I WANNA GO I WANNA GO

Shabadu · 13-07-2005 7:08pm

Sarky wrote:

Holy crap I went all the way with Shabby!

And I can't remember most of it. Typical...

I do hope my fiancé reads this thread.

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 7:10pm

what about ass, or is that in with the kissing (thats where my hands wander during a score anyway)

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:20pm

yeah everyones do, although lately I've been finding fellas wander northward first time! Not that I mind but its a bit foreward..

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:20pm

heheheheheh

weemcd · 13-07-2005 7:21pm

slut

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 7:21pm

oh no, girls don't like that at all, they always push the hands away

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:23pm

fúck off, if a lad goes around doing every girl he can "he da man" but if a girl enjoys herself she a slut!

Einstein · 13-07-2005 7:23pm

Marts wrote:

oh no, girls don't like that at all, they always push the hands away

you grab passing girls boobies in the pub too then yeah..?

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:24pm

dont know what girls your scoring! the hands are our friends!

Le Rack · 13-07-2005 7:24pm

Divers wrote:

you grab passing girls boobies in the pub too then yeah..?

its happened me!
cept its been guys I know!

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 7:25pm

Le Rack wrote:

dont know what girls your scoring! the hands are our friends!

really? you like us groping and stuff when we are scoring? rock n' roll

Shabadu · 13-07-2005 7:26pm

weemcd wrote:

slut

I presume you're joking?

weemcd · 13-07-2005 7:31pm

what do you think?:rolleyes:

Selik · 13-07-2005 7:31pm

Marts wrote:

I have to know, is there an official ruling that says what the 1st, 2nd and 3rd bases are? I see them as:
ass = 1st
boobies = 2nd and
dropping the hand = 3rd

but some ppl say scoring is 1st... I am confuzzled

Bases? Thought that was an American thing.... Or something to do with baseball.

Pigman II · 13-07-2005 7:36pm

1st = a/s/l?
2nd = fake photograph
3rd = cyber
4th = cigarette

grimloch · 13-07-2005 7:40pm

Giles wrote:

Bases? Thought that was an American thing.... Or something to do with baseball.

Yes it's american and we the almighty Irish have set upon a task to decipher this illustrious code and clarify the situation once and for all.

Shabadu · 13-07-2005 7:49pm

weemcd wrote:

what do you think?:rolleyes:

I don't know- i've been unpleasantly surprised by a lot of people recently. Just double-checking

Zaph · 13-07-2005 7:55pm

My friends over on the American board I post on have coome back to me and all I can say is that they appear to be as confused as people here. One person even went as far as to point out 4 different possible combinations as to what each base is, even to the point of elevating full sex to 3rd base in one combination and not being sure what a home run would be in that case. Well that lot were a great bleedin' help!

weemcd · 13-07-2005 8:08pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bases

still nothing concrete

danniemcq · 13-07-2005 8:56pm

Pigman II wrote:

1st = a/s/l?
2nd = fake photograph
3rd = cyber
4th = cigarette

the geekiness of it all! but yeah i always thought

1 kissing
2 feeling
3 exposed viewing and touching of (ahem) private areas
4 *Cue jazz music* lets get it on

Zaph · 13-07-2005 9:01pm

The latest offering from the States is:

1st - kissing
2nd - above the waist fondling
3rd - below the waist fondling
HR - sex

Sounds pretty reasonable, but no doubt there'll be another version in 10 minutes.

Pink Bunny · 13-07-2005 9:09pm

zaph wrote:

The latest offering from the States is:

1st - kissing
2nd - above the waist fondling
3rd - below the waist fondling
HR - sex

Sounds pretty reasonable, but no doubt there'll be another version in 10 minutes.

Yep! That is correct. (I knew being an American would come in handy one day!

)

grimloch · 13-07-2005 9:15pm

Pink Bunny wrote:

Yep! That is correct. (I knew being an American would come in handy one day! )

YAY. Thank you for enlightening us.

So should we ever find ourselves in America and be tempted to speak the lingo we'll have no bother whatsoever.

The Bollox · 13-07-2005 9:16pm

zaph wrote:

The latest offering from the States is:

1st - kissing
2nd - above the waist fondling
3rd - below the waist fondling
HR - sex

Sounds pretty reasonable, but no doubt there'll be another version in 10 minutes.

so girls will accept you feeling up her boobies before her ass?

Zaph · 13-07-2005 9:22pm

I assume that the ass fondling may coincide with the kissing, and that 3rd base is not referring to asses. At this stage though, I'm as confused as everyone else.

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