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  • 08-07-2005 6:18pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,976 ✭✭✭✭


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Pighead wrote:
    Thats terrible.Friday is no day for getting sick
    Pighead sends his best wishes and will say an anti-sickness prayer for you in a wee while.
    Keep the chin up tar,i wanna see you turn that frown :( upside down :)
    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Is that not heavily laced with sarcasm Tar?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    its taken either way,a reason to want him banned or not,just put up for the judges :)
    personally i dont care,cheered m up a lil either way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    I found his posts on After hours rather enjoyable and the put me in a good mood this evening !

    Regards netwhizkid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    <kettle> what did you say?
    <pot> I MOCK YORE ETHNICITY!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Indeed, he shouldn't be banned, at all.
    I find his odd, quirky style of posting to be a refreshing addition to the boards.
    That 'show us yar tits' thread made me smile allright.

    Starting baseless 'lynch him' threads, on the other hand could be considered trolling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    He's bloody hilarious.

    Had me laughing for about and hour at all his posts.

    Comic Genius.

    And probably one of the admins having a bit of a laugh and all the other admins laughing with him so I doubt any banning will be taking place. Maybe a quiet fade out but doubtful a ban.

    I for one though hope he doesnt fade out. His posts are classic. :D

    Pighead for Legend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    Stupidity isn't a crime otherwise Pighead, Shrimp and Solitaryman would be the boards Nuremburg criminals


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Asok wrote:
    <kettle> what did you say?
    <pot> I MOCK YORE ETHNICITY!!!
    Very rarely do I really laugh out loud at things I read online, thank-you Asok.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    Pighead is gas a a refreshing addition! Keep him.

    I shall mount a campaign, everyone please join me....

    SAVE THE PIG!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    He's amusing, in the same way as America's dumbest criminals. Don't ban him, but give him a good abusing from time to time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,976 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    This post has been deleted.
    1) People don't read all the threads.
    2) He may not hav erealised at first glance from your title that he had the same purpose in mind.
    3) [default option] Ask him.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    mycroft wrote:
    Stupidity isn't a crime otherwise Pighead, Shrimp and Solitaryman would be the boards Nuremburg criminals
    Hmmm show trials , sounds like a plan :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    Hmmm show trials , sounds like a plan :D

    Or his sweeps week friendly cousin, trial by combat..........


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mycroft wrote:
    Or his sweeps week friendly cousin, trial by combat..........

    What, picking two potential trolls out and pitting themselves against each other in a fight to the death?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I wager fifty quatloos on the newcomer.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    'you.cut up my milk'
    'i can't sir it's liquid'
    'then freeze it and cut it bufoon'
    'you.get me the wallstreet journal.you two fight to the death'
    *cool old styly star trek fight music*

    no i don't think he should be banned:/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    Shabadu wrote:
    I wager fifty quatloos on the newcomer.

    Unfortunately the fight must be postoned after it was realised that statisitcal , in a star trek style fight to the death, one contestant will have their shirt rip in that weird way that showed William Shatter's six pack.

    However in this case we could be dealing with the dangerous sight of pale teenage geek flesh being exposed with the potential for spontanteous and permenant outbreaks of lesbianism* among female fight fans and vows of chasity from azeil*

    That and making teenagers fight to the death is illegal and stuff

    *no not the sexy soft core lesbianism, the we hate men, dungarees kind, y'know, bad lesbians.

    * Chances of this being a temporary laspe are significant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,548 ✭✭✭Draupnir


    I say ban solitaryman666 for being a shìthead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    i say less of the personal abuse....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    I say it best when I say nothing at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    Is there nothing Ronan Keating can't teach us!!!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    How to sing.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How to open ketchup bottles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    How to have a decent haircut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Your question has been answered..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    RuggieBear wrote:
    i say less of the personal abuse....

    Cram it churchy!

    No but seriously kid, you're all right.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭1


    This post has been deleted.

    What you percieve as "utter and complete" sh!te I perciave as a very intelligent skit on boardsie and its community. For an example that thread on AH was a genius stroke. The suggestion of a thread were women members show there breasts was nothing more than an accentuated version of half the drivel that is posted there.

    Plus I think the guy holds most of the boardsie members with contempt. Again quite visible in his flipent and irreverent manner. Fair play to him to that he carrys it of in a humours manner.



    He did exist before i think. There was an account on PI handing out advice in a similar posting manner. As in refering to themselves in the First Person.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,976 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 4,569 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ivan


    Since when did boards become "Big Brother"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    This post has been deleted.

    I think you'll find most people argee, perhaps not with the wording. but the sentiment.
    1 wrote:
    What you percieve as "utter and complete" sh!te I perciave as a very intelligent skit on boardsie and its community. For an example that thread on AH was a genius stroke. The suggestion of a thread were women members show there breasts was nothing more than an accentuated version of half the drivel that is posted there.

    Plus I think the guy holds most of the boardsie members with contempt. Again quite visible in his flipent and irreverent manner. Fair play to him to that he carrys it of in a humours manner.

    Hold the bloody phone, he's a sexiest arseh*le who carries a grudge and makes inane comments, he's not Bill Hick's and Chris Morris' lovechild. Taking the piss out of PI and AH is like shooting fish in a barrel.With a shot gun. Anyone taking the time to hover around AH trying to appear "controversial" and "edgy" is just a bigger joke than the rest of the posters.
    Ivan wrote:
    Since when did boards become "Big Brother"?

    Ivan please report to the diary room, DeVore would like to speak to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Richard Whitely goes and dies of pneumonia; thereby using a nine letter word and all of the vowels.
    Bloody show off.
    Best sig I've seen in ages. Well done Mycroft.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,548 ✭✭✭Draupnir


    This post has been deleted.

    Im sorry, I didnt have time to add any more qualifications to the sentence at the time. Still, Im glad you liked it.

    Pighead is a good one to read, one of the few, a few that certainly doesnt include you.

    Also, something about asking for another user banned just cos you dont like them, rubs me up the wrong way. Tosser.

    So I think we should have a thread asking for you to be banned.

    Oh no, the Irony and the Bronzy and the Goldy.

    (I saw WhiteWashMan use that phrase the other day and I liked it, so Ive stolen it.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    Hagar wrote:
    Best sig I've seen in ages. Well done Mycroft.

    worst i've ever seen. shame on you.
    Oh no, the Irony and the Bronzy and the Goldy.

    (I saw WhiteWashMan use that phrase the other day and I liked it, so Ive stolen it.)

    me too, i've been waiting for an opportunity to use it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    The irony/goldy thing originated in Blackadder.

    Blackadder: “Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?”
    Baldrick: “Yeah! It’s like goldy and bronzy, only it’s made of iron.”

    Also, if you don't get that mycroft's sig is an affectionate tribute to the man, then you're even more stupid than you appear. Do you not think Whitely himself would have laughed at it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    worst i've ever seen. shame on you.

    Oh, I am so ashamed I shall don my burlap sack and sit in the dark wet hole with the rats.

    But before I do I shall do the dance of shame.

    *shuffle shuffle shuffle, hop, shufffle shuffle, hop hop hop, shuffle shuffle, hop hop shuffle*
    me too, i've been waiting for an opportunity to use it.

    translation; I wanted to rip off someone else's funny but you beat me to it.

    Kev me aul sausage, George Bernard Shaw you ain't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,548 ✭✭✭Draupnir


    I should just add, I am a big fan of your sig mycroft. As much as I enjoyed the Whiteley chain mail I got.

    When is Richard Whiteleys funeral?

    WENSDDASY

    I think Whiteley would have enjoyed them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    mycroft wrote:
    Oh, I am so ashamed I shall don my burlap sack and sit in the dark wet hole with the rats.

    But before I do I shall do the dance of shame.

    *shuffle shuffle shuffle, hop, shufffle shuffle, hop hop hop, shuffle shuffle, hop hop shuffle*



    translation; I wanted to rip off someone else's funny but you beat me to it.


    Kev me aul sausage, George Bernard Shaw you ain't.

    why did you need to translate that? i thought i stated intention explicitly. mycroft me auld rasher you're signature is grossly insensitive and not funny. that's my opinion ok, kind sir. get over it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Meh.

    Everyone starts on my muppet list and they get to work hard to get off of it.

    It's easier that way.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,548 ✭✭✭Draupnir


    And I would definitely say a lot of people are toiling hard to get off that muppet list.

    "Love Me, Love Me, I need acceptance from the uber nerd".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    SolitaryMan666, meet my killfile.
    Killfile meet solitaryman666.

    (anybody with 666 in their name is in there.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 savesam


    This post has been deleted.


    hey solitaryman, 2600 posts in 9 months, how bout we ban you for monster spammage, whatever about the merits of pigheads posts, i strongly doubt that yours are worthy to the point of 3000 in a few months, heres a tip, pull your head out of your own arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    savesam wrote:
    hey solitaryman, 2600 posts in 9 months, how bout we ban you for monster spammage, whatever about the merits of pigheads posts, i strongly doubt that yours are worthy to the point of 3000 in a few months, heres a tip, pull your head out of your own arse


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 savesam


    Sparky_S wrote:
    :rolleyes:


    sparky postcount +1


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i'd like to see you even try to get 7 posts :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    i think savesam has now become moonace


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    no its moondogcat now :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    what next i wonder?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    surely it will have moon in it come on i love the moon.


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