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What do Women want???

  • 07-07-2005 3:43pm
    #1
    Lola123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭


    Over the past while I've heard loads of men/boys claiming that women are "weird/complicated/emotional/indecisive etc".
    Being of the female species I would say I do agree to some extent but it's also quite easy to please a woman if you know how!!!
    So tell me.... what do women want?


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  • #2
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Oh that's easy... It's fish!

    no wait... I'm getting women confused with dolphins again...


  • #3
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a kick in the Arse imo ;P

    sorry just bitter is all ;P


  • #4
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Women want Pighead loving


  • #5
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    nothing.

    it's what they DONT want is the problem.


  • #6
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Shouldn't the question be more ......... What do MEN think Women want ?

    ~


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  • #7
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Hold on, you're a woman who thinks that it's easy to please a woman if you know how...and you're asking us what do women want?

    Wha?


  • #8
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    Hold on, you're a woman who thinks that it's easy to please a woman if you know how...and you're asking us what do women want?

    Typical woman if that's the case.

    BREAKING NEWS

    Men are not mind readers, if fact they are not the greatest readers of women, explaine it how you would explaine it to a small child ... that should help


  • #9
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    They don't know, but they want it NOW!


  • #10
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Megatron wrote:
    a kick in the Arse imo ;P

    sorry just bitter is all ;P

    AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ *Hugs* , Come tell Kitten all about it .


  • #11
    Lemming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,149 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Disco Stu (as an ancient Greek): Discus Stu has ouzo for two-zo.
    Bart: I'll leave you guys alone.
    Disco Stu: Discus Stu was talking to you.


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  • #12
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    its quite easy learn to push the right buttons! I know this spot on the back of the male leg, I'm not giving specific directions cuz, its my thing, but it works a treat! Gives an instant hard'on..hehehe...
    But women? Well al depends on the woman but in general a guy who can be as randy as fúck and really senuous and romantic...


  • #13
    WizZard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    Everything....


  • #14
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    It depends on the time of day/month and there mood. Mostly they want a guy they can change


  • #15
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no, I'd be quite happy with a decent boyfriend....


  • #16
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Half.


  • #17
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    joejoem wrote:
    It depends on the time of day/month and there mood. Mostly they want a guy they can change
    hey now!
    If a guy ever tries changing for me I give him the "You shouldn't change for anyone" speech!, If someone has to change someone els eto be with someone then it won't work full stop


  • #18
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    you're a woman who thinks that it's easy to please a woman....

    Men usually like that thing ;)
    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    If you know how...and you're asking us what do women want?

    Curiosity , Research


    ~


  • #19
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Le Rack wrote:
    its quite easy learn to push the right buttons! I know this spot on the back of the male leg, I'm not giving specific directions cuz, its my thing, but it works a treat! Gives an instant hard'on..hehehe...
    But women? Well al depends on the woman but in general a guy who can be as randy as fúck and really senuous and romantic...

    How did this thread turn sexual? :confused:


  • #20
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    skittishkitten wrote:
    Curiosity , Research

    ~

    The point is, she appears to be asking us a question that she claims to know the answer to...


  • #21
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Le Rack wrote:
    its quite easy learn to push the right buttons! I know this spot on the back of the male leg, I'm not giving specific directions cuz, its my thing, but it works a treat! Gives an instant hard'on..hehehe...
    But women? Well al depends on the woman but in general a guy who can be as randy as fúck and really senuous and romantic...


    Are you sure its not the fact that your rubbing his leg and not that particular spot???


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  • #22
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    petes wrote:
    Are you sure its not the fact that your rubbing his leg and not that particular spot???
    dead sure!
    It was only on this particular spot, and it wasn't like I was rubbing or stroking it, I was literally just poking it, kinda rough too, and it wasn't up in his thigh or anything


  • #23
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Interesting!


  • #24
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I know its so cool!
    He was giving out to me when I first did it cuz I didn't know what I was doing, and we were in company!


  • #25
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    So you used it as a weapon. Thats what I like to hear.

    "Shutup or Ill touch you in your special place" while in company.


  • #26
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    not entirely..
    we were sitting on my bed, I was between his legs with my back to him, nothing dirty just cuddly, and my friend says "That postition could be very compromising if your ma walks in" so I says! "Eh, I'll just pretend to be practising my Self-defence!" so thats what I went to do and he started jerking around, only on about the fifth time, did I realise the huge lump in my back everytime I did it!!!


  • #27
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    The point is, she appears to be asking us a question that she claims to know the answer to...

    Again ........ Curiousity and Research ....... we know what women want , we want to know what MEN think women want. :p


  • #28
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    skittishkitten wrote:
    Again ........ Curiousity and Research ....... we know what women want , we want to know what MEN think women want. :p

    biscuits


  • #29
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    petes wrote:
    biscuits
    a short fat dude that lives up the road from me????


  • #30
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    It pisses me off when people think there's some magical key to 'getting/understanding women'. We're all individuals, ffs. I certainly don't think all men want the same thing, why on earth would women?

    The key to it is figuring out what you want from a relationship and going after that.


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  • #31
    Peteee
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    Le Rack wrote:
    no, I'd be quite happy with a decent boyfriend....

    Me too! Replace boyfriend with girlfriend of course..... no scratch that, i'd just like a girlfriend... a nice one!


  • #32
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    skittishkitten wrote:
    Again ........ Curiousity and Research ....... we know what women want , we want to know what MEN think women want. :p

    Ok...here's your answer...we don't give a sh*t. :cool:


  • #33
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    so this is why girls say "Your a nice guy....".....


  • #34
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Le Rack wrote:
    so this is why girls say "Your a nice guy....".....


    .........but ......... :D


  • #35
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,654 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    more than any man can give . .


  • #36
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dont know what girls you've been with!


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  • #37
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Dunno .......there are some that can "give" alot . ;)


  • #38
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    skittishkitten wrote:
    Dunno .......there are some that can "give" alot . ;)
    befúckt there are!


  • #39
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    skittishkitten wrote:
    .........but ......... :D
    yeeessss.....?????


  • #40
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Le Rack wrote:
    yeeessss.....?????

    LOL ...............just made me think of the ol' dump 'em line ......... "your a nice guy ......but ........ "


  • #41
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    skittishkitten wrote:
    LOL ...............just made me think of the ol' dump 'em line ......... "your a nice guy ......but ........ "
    yeah, read MNG profile!


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  • #42
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Le Rack wrote:
    so this is why girls say "Your a nice guy....".....

    Says someone calling herself "Le Rack"...


  • #43
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    ROFLMAO !! ........... How Funny !

    Sorry Mr Nice Guy ........ it's not .........


    ROFLMAO !!


  • #44
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    Says someone calling herself "Le Rack"...
    A name placed on me by my friends in French class one day and it stuck...:)


  • #45
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    skittishkitten wrote:
    ROFLMAO !! ........... How Funny !

    Sorry Mr Nice Guy ........ it's not .........


    ROFLMAO !!

    What are you on about? :confused:


  • #46
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehehehe


  • #47
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    What are you on about? :confused:

    as posted by Le Rack "yeah, read MNG profile! "


    >;o)


  • #48
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    skittishkitten wrote:
    as posted by Le Rack "yeah, read MNG profile! "


    >;o)

    Are you saying you liked it then? It seemed like you were insulting me:
    skittishkitten wrote:
    ROFLMAO !! ........... How Funny !

    Sorry Mr Nice Guy ........ it's not .........


  • #49
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    shes laughing her ass off I think that speaks for itself


  • #50
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Merely teasing ;)

    It all just came together so ........nicely >;o)


    *huggs and kisses* ........all better ??



    ~


  • #51
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    I wonder if it's physically possible to laugh your ass off...


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