Whats wrong with Mariah Carey?

Sandals · 03-07-2005 8:02pm #1

Why does everyone hate her?
what did she do?

DoctorEdgeWild · 03-07-2005 8:03pm

She's mental.

aidan_walsh · 03-07-2005 8:03pm

I hate her because I don't know who she is. Thats a good enough reason for me.

EDIT: Now if you're talking about Mariah Carey...

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:03pm

she sings like a back of cats is being strangled!

is_that_so · 03-07-2005 8:06pm

Far too many notes :rolleyes:

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:07pm

Shes so far up her own arse she can lick her tonsils

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:09pm

scuba steve wrote:

Shes so far up her own arse she can lick her tonsils

I'd go more with her head is trying to protrude back out!

Glipmac · 03-07-2005 8:09pm

the bigger question is what's right with her?

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:11pm

Glipmac wrote:

the bigger question is what's right with her?

She hot, oh so hot

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:13pm

Shes not bad now but just way too cocky

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:14pm

airetam_storm wrote:

She hot, oh so hot

she ugly oh so ugly.
Glipmac, she does have an alright 3/4 storey apartment?

drdre · 03-07-2005 8:15pm

she is **** for singing or whatever she does and has loads of cash

also she doesnot look the best

simu · 03-07-2005 8:16pm

Can't sing and is far uglier than she believes.

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:16pm

Le Rack wrote:

she ugly oh so ugly.
Glipmac, she does have an alright 3/4 storey apartment?

Prove me wrong

simu · 03-07-2005 8:18pm

airetam_storm wrote:

Prove me wrong

She has some good photoshoppage people, it has to be said...

Glipmac · 03-07-2005 8:18pm

I've seen better looking Horses... if my dog looked like that i would shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!

ApeXaviour · 03-07-2005 8:18pm

The girl has Irish/african-american/venezuelan blood.

Contrary to Le Rack (whom afaik is a straight girl?) I think mariah is an extremely pretty girl, especially prior to her implants.

To answer the the OG's question though she is completely LOOLAA. Has serious psychiatric problems.

I mean read this:

Mariah Carey wrote:

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like
that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey

grimloch · 03-07-2005 8:20pm

Glipmac wrote:

I've seen better looking Horses... if my dog looked like that i would shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!

She mightn't be the most attractive person ever known to creation but you would in all fairness. Crazy, most definately. Attractive, yes.

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:20pm

airetam_storm wrote:

Prove me wrong

Im with him. But there are better out there

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:21pm

ApeXaviour wrote:

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like
that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey

Well you cant have hot and smart

:D

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:23pm

airetam_storm wrote:

Prove me wrong

her face is soo out of proportion, her cheek bone is totally f*cked up her chin looks like a chisel, her bottom lip looks like its about to fall off. Her nose is big and pointy, her forehead is huge. no ones boobs can be above a C and sit naturally like that, her hair looks really fake and greasy. Ya know what she reminds me of the female Michael Jackson.
and her eyes look freakin wierd and scary!

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:24pm

scuba steve wrote:

Im with him. But there are better out there

A la http://www.vidiot.com/OC/images/OC-MischaBarton-01.jpg

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:24pm

Ya cant even spell weird right

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:25pm

Le Rack wrote:

her face is soo out of proportion, her cheek bone is totally f*cked up her chin looks like a chisel, her bottom lip looks like its about to fall off. Her nose is big and pointy, her forehead is huge. no ones boobs can be above a C and sit naturally like that, her hair looks really fake and greasy. Ya know what she reminds me of the female Michael Jackson.
and her eyes look freakin wierd and scary!

And yet any guy here would

\edit\ You might too

:D

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:27pm

would what? F*ck her? Hell no! I'd do Aretha Franklin first!

is_that_so · 03-07-2005 8:27pm

airetam_storm wrote:

And yet any guy here would

\edit\ You might too :D

Nope, not even under sedation

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:28pm

airetam_storm wrote:

And yet any guy here would

\edit\ You might too :D

would what? F*ck her? Hell No! I'd do Aretha Franklin first!

Glipmac · 03-07-2005 8:28pm

airetam_storm wrote:

And yet any guy here would

\edit\ You might too :D

Tbh i wouldn't she aint that nice

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:29pm

airetam_storm wrote:

Well you cant have hot and smart :D

so you'd rather have some braindead anorexic chick than a really nice girl that can hold an actual conversation?
and yeah i is a straight lass.

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:32pm

Glipmac wrote:

Tbh i wouldn't she aint that nice

So ye need more convincing then

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos31/mariah-carey.jpg
http://www.mariah-carey-fan.com/cap79.jpg
http://www.djmcc.com/mariah.jpg

Braindead? Yes but that doesnt mean thatyou cant talk to her, just not about smrt stuff:D

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:32pm

Id pick the really nice girl with conversation

Glipmac · 03-07-2005 8:32pm

Le Rack wrote:

so you'd rather have some braindead anorexic chick than a really nice girl that can hold an actual conversation?

I like your style, brains over looks anyday...

segadreamcast · 03-07-2005 8:33pm

Le Rack wrote:

so you'd rather have some braindead anorexic chick than a really nice girl that can hold an actual conversation?

Tut, sour grapes.

...to be honest - I think that's where most peoples problems with Mariah Carey come from.

She has an incredible voice, despite the cheesy songs which they are wasted on - and she is, contrary to what most people say, above average in the looks department.

Mentally she appears to be unhinged though...

Glipmac · 03-07-2005 8:33pm

airetam_storm wrote:

So ye need more convincing then

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos31/mariah-carey.jpg
http://www.mariah-carey-fan.com/cap79.jpg
http://www.djmcc.com/mariah.jpg

no still nothing... those are awful pics

pickarooney · 03-07-2005 8:33pm

ApeXaviour wrote:

The girl has Irish/african-american/venezuelan blood.

Contrary to Le Rack (whom afaik is a straight girl?) I think mariah is an extremely pretty girl, especially prior to her implants.

To answer the the OG's question though she is completely LOOLAA. Has serious psychiatric problems.

I mean read this:

In fairness, the only thing stupider than that quote is the people who believe she actually said it.

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:34pm

Glipmac wrote:

no still nothing... those are awful pics

I'm not saying shes absolotly stunning just hot

wrote:

In fairness, the only thing stupider than that quote is the people who believe she actually said it.

I wouldnt put it past her

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:34pm

airetam_storm wrote:

So ye need more convincing then

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos31/mariah-carey.jpg
http://www.mariah-carey-fan.com/cap79.jpg
http://www.djmcc.com/mariah.jpg

Braindead? Yes but that doesnt mean thatyou cant talk to her, just not about smrt stuff:D

yuck yuck and more yuck
she looks like a zombie in the last one!

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:36pm

Le Rack wrote:

yuck yuck and more yuck
she looks like a zombie in the last one!

WATTT? She actually looks pretty in that one, not just hot

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:37pm

NoelRock wrote:

Tut, sour grapes.

...to be honest - I think that's where most peoples problems with Mariah Carey come from.

She has an incredible voice, despite the cheesy songs which they are wasted on - and she is, contrary to what most people say, above average in the looks department.

Mentally she appears to be unhinged though...

at times she has a good voice but not when she does that big wavering thing, it just sounds like strangled cats

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:38pm

airetam_storm wrote:

WATTT? She actually looks pretty in that one, not just hot

look at the eyes she looks terrible

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:38pm

Le Rack wrote:

at times she has a good voice but not when she does that big wavering thing, it just sounds like strangled cats

Conceeded

Do you know anyone else in real life better?

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:38pm

Ya i hate that big wavering thing

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:39pm

is that even a word? and if so please enlighten me towards its meaning?

grimloch · 03-07-2005 8:39pm

To an earlier point, I'd pick brains over her but for a quick bit of hanky panky like,

Besides it's not like any of us will get the choice.

EDIT: this is a fast moving thread.

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:40pm

Le Rack wrote:

is that even a word? and if so please enlighten me towards its meaning?

Accepted

sprinkles · 03-07-2005 8:40pm

Are we talking about f*cking someone or hosting a formal dinner party??

Of course you'd throw it into her. Dunno about you but the last time I had sex I wasn't questioning the ladies views on the financial situation in Belgium. Get a grip ffs!

Glipmac · 03-07-2005 8:41pm

and why in the second pic is she saying...

"not so solidly, like they looks some is from art off" direct translation

she is probably synthed when she sings anyway...

scuba steve · 03-07-2005 8:41pm

Le Rack wrote:

is that even a word? and if so please enlighten me towards its meaning?

I dunno, you said it. I mean when her voice goes uo and down like it does

airetam_storm · 03-07-2005 8:43pm

sprinkles wrote:

Are we talking about f*cking someone or hosting a formal dinner party??

Of course you'd throw it into her. Dunno about you but the last time I had sex I wasn't questioning the ladies views on the financial situation in Belgium. Get a grip ffs!

Hanky panky...as it was so elegantly put grim

No prob there and maybe just maybe you might have a bit of a chat the next morning, no?

Sparky · 03-07-2005 8:44pm

TBH id fcuk the bejasus out of her, but her diva like thing id have to sort out first, but ater i do the buisness maybe her voice might improve then id throw her out the widow of whatever floor she lives on and then rob her stuff, but then again id rather settle for wifey below.

Le Rack · 03-07-2005 8:45pm

thank you,
so see I make fair points, granted their are a lot of men that would have her even if she were the last they'd ever have but then a huge amount who wouldn't and she is unbelievably conceited, I watch too much MTV but I remember her saying something like "And this is my room its called the Mermaid Romm because you see everyone calls me a Mermaid cause I'm always in the water hehehe" I know not a good example of conceitedness but does anyonr remember any of her videos with so much as a pond?

Whats wrong with Mariah Carey?

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