What makes you smug?

kittenkiller

What makes you so smug you end up smilin to yourself for what others would consider 'no reason'?

Being smarter than your workmates?
Getting laid 1st thing in the morning before work?
A compliment from someone?
Wolf whistles?
Your partner?
Cutting someone off in the car?
Farting in public & getting away with it?
Finishing a game you've been playing?
Fixing something that was broken (whether you had broken it or not)?
etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc....

I'm just a super smug person in general.
Anything i do pretty much makes me all warm & glowing inside.
It's probably a bad thing but damnit who cares!?
I'm great!

What makes YOU smug?

Tusky

You make me smug Kitten.

danniemcq

helpin ppl with computers in the internet cafe i work in, it really makes me smile for the day. esp if the person thinks they are gods gift to computers and all i gotta do is press alt tab! ahhhh

qz

Just having wanked or getting compliments I suppose.

Easily_Irritated

qz wrote:

Just having wanked or getting compliments I suppose.

So very deep!

Makes me feel smug when I give american tourists the wrong directions on purpose if I don't know where it is they want to go

mad m

Well what makes me smug is getting a crossword right when someone in works doesnt know it...Especially when the person does crosswords day in day out.

Squall

Generally its things I say. Usually one liners that suprise even myself. They can be complments, jokes, insults whatever. Usually end up laughing to myself and thinking "man that was good"

RuggieBear

mad m wrote:

Well what makes me smug is getting a crossword right when someone in works doesnt know it...Especially when the person does crosswords day in day out.

"Is this Dane the greatest....?"

mad m

RuggieBear wrote:

"Is this Dane the greatest....?"

Hans Christian Andersen?

ibanez

Earning more as a humble Mechanic than a friend of mine who is a biomedical engineer or something like that.

danniemcq

Easily_Irritate wrote:

So very deep!

Makes me feel smug when I give american tourists the wrong directions on purpose if I don't know where it is they want to go

oh thank god i thought i was the only one that did that!!!

nlgbbbblth

when I read a bad review of a restaurant

Neuro

kittenkiller wrote:

I'm just a super smug person in general.

Seeing other smug f**kers receiving their comeuppance...

kittenkiller

Neuro wrote:

Seeing other smug f**kers receiving their comeuppance...

Is that an offer to 'comeupp' me?
Jeepers, that sounds kinda non-family-friendly!

arbeitsscheuer

Neuro wrote:

Seeing other smug f**kers receiving their comeuppance...

Actually, I gotta say this is what makes me smug as well...
What a hypocritical world we live in.

Mr.Nice Guy

Whoopin' my friend at snooker. He's so competitive, bless 'em.

kittenkiller

You know how great i am doncha Seb?

Don't ya?

Don't you?

I think arrogance is different to smugness.
I can't stand over arrogance!

Kevin_rc_ie

ibanez wrote:

Earning more as a humble Mechanic than a friend of mine who is a biomedical engineer or something like that.

this attitude well p1sses me off.

ibanez

Why exactly?

jezza

i love seeing snobs getting brought down.
im a spitefu bitch

Maynard.

jezza wrote:

i love seeing snobs getting brought down.

Yup, especially if I'm the one bringing them down.
Cutting comments to perfect strangers are a specialty of mine, makes me feel all warm inside.

Easily_Irritated

Sounds mean, but you can't beat a couple having a blatent argument in the supermarket or waiting for a bus or somewhere public. its always very funny and no matter what the argument is about they always sound ridiculous.

'No, you were supposed to plug out the kettle'

'No I wasn't, I asked you to do it'

'No you didn't. GAWD, you're always doing this...'

etc etc

lol

the_syco

Getting thanked for doing something that I don't think I need to be thanked for. Esp when, for some odd reason, they think it was a really great job, but it was a slackers job:cool:

Ardent

Holding 4 of a kind in poker.

Tar.Aldarion

my manliness

Bottle_of_Smoke

Tar - are you *E V E R* offline!?

smugness eh...seeing the girl outta couples checking me out mwahahahah

Tar.Aldarion

ive been on for less than an hour today! this is what i get? huh! guess ill go get drunk as usual!(anyway i use the net for maybe 2-4 hours a day at the very most.

Kare Bear

Winning a table quiz.:o

MooShop

alot of things make me smug whether its someone complimenting me or me doing something that i feel good about..........there's just so many things!!!!

joejoem

being better than everyone at something, or when everyone is fixated on something good you are doing.

hostyle

Riling people up on boards.ie - cause you're a pack of morons.

joejoem

hostyle wrote:

Riling people up on boards.ie - cause you're a pack of morons.

why I auta......

Dave

Squall wrote:

Generally its things I say. Usually one liners that suprise even myself. They can be complments, jokes, insults whatever. Usually end up laughing to myself and thinking "man that was good"

Yeah this too. Also winning at anything. A good poker win will leave a smile on my face for hours.

Cianos

Dave wrote:

Yeah this too. Also winning at anything. A good poker win will leave a smile on my face for hours.

Smugness = -EV

ha ha.

amazingemmet

When i got training in england and all the flyers ditch their bases to train with me. Being a better juggler then most people ho have been juggling twice as long as me. makes having no life seem worth it

The Sweeper

Being proved right.

grimsbymatt

Tying my shoelaces. I'm really good at it.

meditraitor

The fact that my partner is head and shoulders the sexiest woman I know!!!

Crucifix

Beating someone at something I don't care about and they care alot about (rare as it is).
And as someone mentioned, good one-liners.

napalm@night

the smell of napalm in the morning...

amazingemmet

grimsbymatt wrote:

Tying my shoelaces. I'm really good at it.

But are you as good as this guy http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm

*Page*

mainly my guy ......

i'm doing the smile right now...


only thing is people always think i'm up to something when i start smiling to myself....

usualy its true but not today

grimsbymatt

amazingemmet wrote:

But are you as good as this guy http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm

I've won the British shoelace tying championship for the last 5 years running. I wipe my arse with people like Ian.

ajmurphy62

When i kiss that guy that ive been wanting to kiss all day.

mynewusername

Having sex with a prostitute and paying with fake money.

Le Rack

great first post!

Getting away with doing certain things. Once me and my boyf were doing "stuff" In a room with our friends and they NEVER noticed!! It was great!

weemcd

getting into a pub/club when your friend doesnt. Then you go back outside, say fúck that and go somewhere you all get in, while retaining the superior feeling.

kittenkiller

weemcd wrote:

getting into a pub/club when your friend doesnt. Then you go back outside, say fúck that and go somewhere you all get in, while retaining the superior feeling.

I LOVE that!
Getting guided in somewhere while your mates get id'd &or rejected!
Very smug-making stuff!

When me & 'da mot' are out & about & everyone's all serious & we end up laughing like loons due to a stoopid joke or a well placed pinch & half the grown ups around us look & tut in our direction.
But i know that they're just jealous that we still enjoy each others company & they're already bored of whoever it is that they're with!

HA!

Neuro

kittenkiller wrote:

When me & 'da mot' are out & about & everyone's all serious & we end up laughing like loons due to a stoopid joke or a well placed pinch & half the grown ups around us look & tut in our direction.
But i know that they're just jealous that we still enjoy each others company & they're already bored of whoever it is that they're with!

HA!

And you're naive enough to believe that you two won't become bored with each other some day?

Le Rack

oh let tham have their fun!
I like how I started a game on here that seems to be a success....

Kevin_rc_ie

ibanez wrote:

Earning more as a humble Mechanic than a friend of mine who is a biomedical engineer or something like that.

Why does this p1ss me off?

Firstly, you're smug cause you earn more than your friend? ARe you a terrible friend or do you one of those intelligence complexes about people with 3rd level education?
You call being a mechanic humble......
You don't even know what your "biomedical engineer or something" does. But you still have the smug feeling.

I won't continue i'm already way off topic. a new thread i will start soon.