Is there a bigger knob than craig

Cyrus

Just watchin big bro, what an ass crag is, crying because saskia or max is going and doesnt like new housemates cos they arent cool.

I cant believe that ass thinks he's cool, looks like the kind of jerk that got his ass kicked every day in secondary school, he's winding me up just looking at him

qz

Yeah, moine.


Jayzus

murphaph

Cyrus wrote:

Is there a bigger knob than craig?

No.

Bamboozled

Nope. No one worst.
And he called Kemal a drama queen? Ha! He should take a look in the mirror. There's plenty of them there! :rolleyes:

Dinner

Bamboozled wrote:

Nope. No one worst.
And he called Kemal a drama queen? Ha! He should take a look in the mirror. There's plenty of them there! :rolleyes:

In all fairness, Kemal is the King of drama queens.

And back to the original question: I dont know if he is the biggest knob but science is trying hard to be one.

BuffyBot

I can't believe he had the cheek to call someone else "simple". Really, he should do himself a favour and say nothing again.

billy the squid

craig irritated me the first time he said "I always get what I want"

well he wont be getting the £100,000 out of Big brother . suppose he doesnt want it anymore now.

he is a bitter, twisted individual who has crossed the line more than once, and he has a nerve to wonder why no one likes him.

he is in for a nasty surprise come his eviction night.

Cyrus

i think science is hilarious, love the way he winds max up

murphaph

BuffyBot wrote:

I can't believe he had the cheek to call someone else "simple". Really, he should do himself a favour and say nothing again.

Yeah, and the bloke he reckons is simple is an RF design engineer! He's a decent bloke that Eugene, scatty but not in the slightest bit devious.

Binomate

I was going to start a craig hating thread as well! He is the biggest inbred stuck up wanker. I don't care about how camp he is or how much he cries or the bitchy things he tries to pull off but he is an ignorant fool. I hate him for what he said in the Diary room with Anthony before he did an impression of eugene.
He said something along the lines of "I'm only used to hanging around with good looking, funny, talented, well dressed, good fasion sense, attractive type people" What a ****ing inbred stuck up ignorant wanker. People who he doesn't find physicaly attractive he doesn't like? He's an asshole.

Cyrus

he thinks hes the shizzle cos he has a few friends for the first time ever

and wait til simple old anthony cops that craig would like to get freaky, they wont be such good mates then

Kersh

Craigs not the worst - Maxwell is a total arse. If he ever takes Saskias c**k out of his mouth he might actually entertain us, ffs :rolleyes:

Binomate

Kersh wrote:

Craigs not the worst - Maxwell is a total arse. If he ever takes Saskias c**k out of his mouth he might actually entertain us, ffs :rolleyes:

No, I hope craig dies.

Bamboozled

Binomate wrote:

No, I hope craig dies.

Thats going quite a bit far.

I've changed my mind on the actual original title. YES there is someoen thats a bigger knob.

In the last half an hour I belive Saskia is a bigger knob. She said out by the showers with Max - If you weren't here i'd win. I always knew. Trust me i'm right. I'm ALWAYS right.

Then went on into the sofa room and had the other two numpties agreeing (Ant and Craig) - the poor old fool forgot Derek was there and he heard her say it all.... now the whole lot of the house knows what she said and how she thinks!

She's absolutely convinced that Max will win.

A bigger knob than Craig methinks

Binomate

I know, I don't realy hope he dies. I was exadurating a little but he has got to go!

Cyrus

yeah its funny she is raging that she isnt going to win and thats why she's so annoyed she's up against max, she knows he wont get voted out.

did you hear her, its crap to go out early everyone forgets about you,

nice one i hope she doesnt get here 50 seconds of fame she doesnt deserve it

guest31

I agree, Craig, Max and Saskia are unbelievably arrogant .. and to think I thought they were ok at first .. talk about letting BB house go to your head .. ugh, they need taking down a peg or two.

Derek doesn't miss a trick, he hit the nail on the head lastnight when they were discussing Maxwell and he reminded them all that Max has some unpleasant views, and told them they were being naive if they think he's being moulded outright by Saskia.

Did you all see how Anthony is beginning to integrate with the rest of the house more, and lastnight when Makosi's lot invaded the couch, and were joking around, Anthony laughed, then looked over at Saskia and Max who were just stony faced .. he's copped on that the others aren't so bad .. . I also love the way Science wound Maxwell up ... class calling him weak mind, weak heart, weak spirit, weak man !!! Coming from Maxwell's mouth that would be horrible, but Science pulled it off, and he's right!

LundiMardi

yeah Science was spot on last night, and i think Maxwell knew it too. Science is beginning to grow on me to be honest. He can be a right moron, but he can be quite cool and intelligent.

sanncoo

Craig is just a spoilt little brat. I think his crying episode was yet another attempt to turn the attention back on him. What a little bitch he is!!! He is a fawning fool. Did you see team Saskia on the couch last night. Her with one arm draped around Max and the other proffered out for Craig to moisturise and massage! I've never seen a more arrogant trio in my life. Saskia's nose is way out of joint because of Orla, and I agree with the poster above Anthony has finally smelled the coffee and sees the other housemates as human beings and not as turds.

Hope Saskia goes, and then Max next week!!!

quarryman

i think its more that anthony has figured out that Team Saskia is over and he has to pick up some new allies quickly.

Pinx

Craig drives me mad - anyone see how upset he was that Eugene offered to make Anthony a cup of tea? He went into the Diary room and moaned about it, saying that Anthony was HIS friend, and HE makes the tea for HIS friends! Pathetic!!

BaZmO*

I used to think that Craig wasn't the worst, but I'm really starting to dislike him now. He is such a sycophant and it's getting beyond a joke at this stage. How he can sit there and agree with the likes of Saskia when she says things like she would definitely win or that Max is definitely the public's favourite I'll never know.

At the moment, he is to Anthony what Max is to Saskia, a Lap Dog. And what he said in the diary room on last night's show was out of order.

Craig's biggest problem is that he's too easily influenced and if that's by a group of clowns it doesn't show him in a good light.

LundiMardi wrote:

yeah Science was spot on last night, and i think Maxwell knew it too. Science is beginning to grow on me to be honest. He can be a right moron, but he can be quite cool and intelligent.

Yeah, I definitely agree. Science is quickly becoming one of my favourites. I didn't like him at first, basically because I couldn't understand what the fúck he was saying! (Might've had something to do with selective editing!) But the way he's been winding up Max and the others is pure class. He just keeps tapping away at them showing them up for what they really are.

B.

Drag00n79

For the last week or so Craig has annoyed me more than any housemate ever in the history of Big Bro. What a complete idiot he is! He was going around like he was the dog's bollocks but do you remember when he cracked up at the start after a couple of days!? Horrible person. When he was up in week one and did not get evicted his self-image seemingly grew big time.

cyrus wrote:

I cant believe that ass thinks he's cool, looks like the kind of jerk that got his ass kicked every day in secondary school, he's winding me up just looking at him

Couldn't agree more. Can't wait for his eviction night. Hope the crowd give him hell.

eyebrows

BaZmO* wrote:

Yeah, I definitely agree. Science is quickly becoming one of my favourites. I didn't like him at first, basically because I couldn't understand what the fúck he was saying! (Might've had something to do with selective editing!) But the way he's been winding up Max and the others is pure class. He just keeps tapping away at them showing them up for what they really are.
B.

Yeah I'm starting to like Science again. Thought he was class at the start but his constant shouting and not admitting he was wrong or not saying he was sorry or something (cant remember what it was) because he "couldn't show weakness" attitude pissed me off big time. But now he's getting better and better. Stirring that shít like a good thing.

And I just have to say, Anthony isn’t going back to the other group because of his group getting smaller it’s because of one thing, and that thing starts with an “o” ends with an “a” and has “rl” in the middle. Cant really blame him though.

Now I’m talking about Orla, I’d say she’s gonna be a right díckhead. She seems allright now but give it one or two weeks and you’ll all agree.

LundiMardi

eyebrows wrote:

Yeah I'm starting to like Science again. Thought he was class at the start but his constant shouting and not admitting he was wrong or not saying he was sorry or something (cant remember what it was) because he "couldn't show weakness" attitude pissed me off big time. But now he's getting better and better. Stirring that shít like a good thing.

And I just have to say, Anthony isn’t going back to the other group because of his group getting smaller it’s because of one thing, and that thing starts with an “o” ends with an “a” and has “rl” in the middle. Cant really blame him though.

Now I’m talking about Orla, I’d say she’s gonna be a right díckhead. She seems allright now but give it one or two weeks and you’ll all agree.

and her t!ts are awful imo. She's full of herself, 'well i'm one of the top models in Belfast':rolleyes:

bopper

I couldn't believe it last night when Craig was saying how he only hangs around fashionable, good-looking people. He must be the most revoltingly ugly person among his circle of friends then.

Zapp Brannigan

its spelled orlaith guys.

And Science rules he's always been my favorite (along with Roberto).

And on topic, yeah Craig is an ignorant muppet with massive moobs.

Binomate

He has the biggest head in the world. Not just in a mental sense but the physical size of his head is massive! I'd say it weighs a ton. It's like an orange on a toothpick.

the jew

Cyrus wrote:

I cant believe that ass thinks he's cool, looks like the kind of jerk that got his ass kicked every day in secondary school, he's winding me up just looking at him

Yo guys, what's up?? Yeah what a jerk, I'd say the star quater back used to open a can of whoop ass on that bozo every day, yeah man. He probably got bitched about by the head cheerleader too (obviously star quater back's girlfriend).

eyebrows

well at least we know the answer to the op's question... the jew

(only "jiving dude")

Giblet

Craig looks like he was a woman, he looks...wrong!

The most annoying idiot so far on BB, can't stand him. He whinges at the drop of a hat for attention and the amount of crap he talks. Probably the least intelligent in the house and that's saying alot.

Science though, is pure class. While Makosis' group talk about how Max is under Saskias wing, he goes right out and says that Max is a weak person to his face.

Cyrus

the jew wrote:

Yo guys, what's up?? Yeah what a jerk, I'd say the star quater back used to open a can of whoop ass on that bozo every day, yeah man. He probably got bitched about by the head cheerleader too (obviously star quater back's girlfriend).

Ah jeering me arent we? whats a quater back? i think you mean quarter back

And my school days are long thats just the way he makes me feel

Im lovin science at the moment this is the most entertaining big bro i think.

Another thing thats gas, none of them can say orlaith its either ole or olga

BaZmO*

Cyrus wrote:

Another thing thats gas, none of them can say orlaith its either ole or olga

I noticed that too. It was funny when Makosi was asked to pick from the 3 names while the other HMs were watching on the screen. And a couple of them said, "with names like Olio they must be from really far away" Try Northern Ireland mate!!

B.

BaZmO*

Cyrus wrote:

Ah jeering me arent we? whats a quater back? i think you mean quarter back

Why is it that when people slag others off for making spelling mistakes they always make one themselves?? Have a look how you spelled Craig in your first post.

B.

Feownah

Theyre all a bunch of egotistical self obsessed toss pots! Derek 2 win

the jew

Cyrus wrote:

Ah jeering me arent we? whats a quater back? i think you mean quarter back

gimp

Pigman II

BaZmO* wrote:

Why is it that when people slag others off for making spelling mistakes they always make one themselves?? Have a look how you spelled Craig in your first post.

But are you 100% sure thats a typo tho? After all if you mesh 'Craig' with 'prag' you get 'crag'.

(either way tho I'm gonna start calling him Crag from now on).

BaZmO*

Pigman II wrote:

But are you 100% sure thats a typo tho? After all if you mesh 'Craig' with 'prag' you get 'crag'.

Ah c'mon Pigman, are any of us ever 100% sure of anything??

Plus, what's "prag"? Or have you cleverly done a typo of Prat?

B.

Pigman II

BaZmO* wrote:

Plus, what's "prag"? Or have you cleverly done a typo of Prat?

B.

NAh, even more applicable tbh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prag

xzanti

Hes a gob****e... Did you see him giving out about eugene in the diary room... "I like good looking people who were stylish clothes"etc... has he looked in the mirror, he is actually convinced that he's good looking and stylish... his salon must have very flattering lighting and mirrors :eek: and his clothes.. maybe Im just not "with it" but T-shirts two sizes too small with holes all over them just dont do it for me... He just looks scruffy to me :rolleyes:

BaZmO*

Pigman II wrote:

NAh, even more applicable tbh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prag

LOL. Yeah that's definitely more fitting!

B.

glasgowspremier

xzanti wrote:

Hes a gob****e... Did you see him giving out about eugene in the diary room... "I like good looking people who were stylish clothes"etc... has he looked in the mirror, he is actually convinced that he's good looking and stylish... his salon must have very flattering lighting and mirrors :eek: and his clothes.. maybe Im just not "with it" but T-shirts two sizes too small with holes all over them just dont do it for me... He just looks scruffy to me :rolleyes:

I agree totally. Did you see him on last night's highlights complaining about not getting his t-shirt back from BB yet? He said it cost him £150!
If memory serves correctly I think it was that stripey one that looks like it came from Penny's
There's always something particularly annoying about somebody who tells you how much they paid for something. I mean, a t-shirt ffs.
To stay on subject though, I have to say there is no bigger knob.

rideordie

Feownah wrote:

Theyre all a bunch of egotistical self obsessed toss pots! Derek 2 win

I agree..Derek is enjoyable..

cil_aine

I HATE CRAIG. he's an arrogant, bitchy, two-faced little worm. when vanessa (whom i dont even like that much anyway) poured her heart out to him about her bisexuality, he still abandoned her, favoring the more "popular" crowd and openly took the p**s out of her and laughed at her. i never liked him and what i would love is him to get evicted.

Bamboozled

Well after tonights performance over Ant rejecting him, and Craig kissing Orlaith (in the hopes of making Ant jealous he was with his girl, annd because of Craig kissing someone that wasnt Ant) I think i go back to my original statement.

Besides, Saswhatever her name is, is now gone forever

That child is deluded, manipulative, and sick. he needs a psychologist and all the other -ologists out there.

Zapp Brannigan

Craig is such a loser!

Crying over Anthony, he said IRL he'd take Kemal, he said he asks Anthony to suck his fingers cos it's "A Laugh", trying to make Anthony jealous.

Really and honestly, Craig is a despicable human being.

Bamboozled

He's heading for a break down and BB needs to intervene. They either need to get him in the Diary Room talking to a councellor or pull him out of the show altogether and provide him with one.

It would almost be better if he did have a breakdown because at least he'd get the help he needs sooner rahter than later - or never. When he comes out of the house, without seeing a councellor either through BB or on his own, he's not going to be able to handle the real world and what people think of him and he will have that breakdown then. He'll also get the chance to watch the show and if he does he'll see and hear what everyone thinks of him, including his "mates". That'll send him over the edge.

He needs help and BB should get him out of there because he's not able or coping at all.

I dont like him, but I wouldnt like to see him in ruins either.

murphaph

Nudity, heavy petting, oral sex AND a breakdown! Could this be the best BB ever?

BuffyBot

It would almost be better if he did have a breakdown because at least he'd get the help he needs sooner rahter than later - or never. When he comes out of the house, without seeing a councellor either through BB or on his own, he's not going to be able to handle the real world and what people think of him and he will have that breakdown then.

Endemol/C4 do give housemates "aftercare" if required.

Bamboozled

Aftercare suggests after the person is gone out the door of the BB house. I doubt he'd take them up on it when he's on his way to beers galore and proper food.

If he was told to see one while in the house it would be better as he'd have no where to run to, no plans to go here, there and everywhere, and would more than likely take the help.

Devious

Answer to the thread question: not in this universe.