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The Hoff

  • 29-06-2005 4:26pm
    #1
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭


    was just wondering what is the fascination with david hasselhoff about? i just dont get it! :rolleyes:


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  • #2
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Its a German gay thing that would probably take too long to explain. All his fans are homosexual Germans or of German descent.


  • #3
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    ah i wouldn't say they are all gay. i'm sure there are some strange woman out there that thinks he's a fox, but unfortunately i'm not one of them :D


  • #4
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    If It needs explaining , theres no point , hes just brilliant!!


  • #5
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    why though??? ;)


  • #6
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    http://www.jonathanvankin.com/hate.html


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  • #7
    sprinkles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Love the sig. Hence the name.


  • #8
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    lol why thank you stewie rocks!


  • #9
    saml1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭saml1


    Whats not to get? Don't you love the Hoff :eek:
    cos The Hoff loves you :p
    yeah! yeah!
    butters scotch wrote:
    was just wondering what is the fascination with david hasselhoff about? i just dont get it! :rolleyes:


  • #10
    Maynooth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 368 ✭✭Maynooth


    I don't get it either....it's not even remotely funny. Why are geeks becoming "cool" lately?? :confused:


  • #11
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    Maynooth wrote:
    I don't get it either....it's not even remotely funny. Why are geeks becoming "cool" lately?? :confused:
    i think i'm going to have to agree with you on that one...


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  • #12
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Why are there 11 smilies in a 10 post thread? These mysteries shall never be solved.


  • #13
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    Why are hotdogs in packs of 8 but hotdog buns sold in packs of 6?

    /awaits beating

    Hoff was just, dare I say it...a flavour of the month for a while. But he remains cool nonetheless.


  • #14
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    Why are hotdogs in packs of 8 but hotdog buns sold in packs of 6?





    thats wat steve martin asks in father of the bride you should ask him


  • #15
    murphaph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,979 ✭✭✭✭murphaph


    Well,
    He's not an idol of mine but he seems to be a genuinely nice guy who appreciates his fans' loyalty and he's pretty funny when interviewed.


  • #16
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Hes brilliant!brought down the Berlin Wall!!Sings , Dances , brilloliant actor , even showed up on american idol , hes just cool and funny and should be pope.


  • #17
    Maynooth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 368 ✭✭Maynooth


    The fact that he's only big in Germany explains so much...


  • #18
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    it's true the germans are a strange little people... ie their weird love for the hoff


  • #19
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    hes just cool and funny and should be pope.
    not after what he did the last time.


  • #20
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    not after what he did the last time.
    what ya on about?did i meet you sturday night>?Had my Hoff badge on an all.


  • #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Yes you did, and I still reckon KITT was the real star.

    No second term for the Hoff. :p


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  • #22
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    what ya on about?did i meet you sturday night>?Had my Hoff badge on an all.
    lets not talk about your hoff desktop,that thing is scary!^^


  • #23
    MooShop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 975 ✭✭✭MooShop


    butters scotch wrote:
    was just wondering what is the fascination with david hasselhoff about? i just dont get it! :rolleyes:

    yeah i dont get it either, whats the big deal. its not like he's cool or anything, the state of him imo.


  • #24
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    MooShop wrote:
    yeah i dont get it either, whats the big deal. its not like he's cool or anything, the state of him imo.
    How can you not get it? That's the point. He's David Hasslehoff.


  • #25
    Deadwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing


    http://members.boards.ie/deadwing/hoff.JPG :D
    the hoffice assistant


  • #26
    Kwizatz Anorak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    The Hoff is just kitch. It's funny because he thinks people love HIM but really people just love laughing at him. It makes it all more worth-while. Does anyone know if there's any news on his hip-hoff career? I heard about a year ago that Ice-T was taking the hoff under his wing to teach him hip-hop, or as I like to call it hip-hoff.....


  • #27
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    Kwizatz Anorak wrote:
    The Hoff is just kitch. It's funny because he thinks people love HIM but really people just love laughing at him. It makes it all more worth-while. Does anyone know if there's any news on his hip-hoff career? I heard about a year ago that Ice-T was taking the hoff under his wing to teach him hip-hop, or as I like to call it hip-hoff.....

    the hoff in hip hop? lmao a stroke of genius if you ask me


  • #28
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    He`s so cool though hes just the man!


  • #29
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    The Hip-Hoff... I love it!! :D


  • #30
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    He`s so cool though hes just the man!

    so... i'm guessing you really like him then? ;)


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  • #31
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    you still ''hassling people bout the hoff'' oh jesus tar best quote ever!!! :D


  • #32
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    butters scotch wrote:
    so... i'm guessing you really like him then? ;)
    how could ya not??hes done it all an he still in interviews an stuff comes off as a real down to earth guy , like ya could just hang out with him an have a laugh , hes just deadly!


  • #33
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    i'm not hasseling people i'm just interested that so many people like him. obsessively it would seem too... do you have his cd's or something??


  • #34
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    butters scotch wrote:
    i'm not hasseling people i'm just interested that so many people like him. obsessively it would seem too... do you have his cd's or something??

    Listened to a few of his songs today.. ah they're class. ya just gotta laugh!! The worlds too serious!! The Hoff doesn't even take himself serious (well I hope not!!!) :D


  • #35
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    butters scotch wrote:
    i'm not hasseling people i'm just interested that so many people like him. obsessively it would seem too... do you have his cd's or something??
    its a joke HASSLING people bout the HOFF see HASSLEHOFF.Ah ya kinda had to be there :D


  • #36
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    its a joke HASSLING people bout the HOFF see HASSLEHOFF.Ah ya kinda had to be there :D

    yes i know i got it thanx.. :)


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  • #37
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    cool! :)


  • #38
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Tell Fish I said to bring you to the doctor to go see that unhealthy obsession you have with the Hoff.


  • #39
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    dlofnep wrote:
    Tell Fish I said to bring you to the doctor to go see that unhealthy obsession you have with the Hoff.

    the doc might give us a 2 for 1 man , you obviously never seen dekos screensaver :D


  • #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • #41
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    the doc might give us a 2 for 1 man , you obviously never seen dekos screensaver :D

    tell me more!


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  • #42
    lordgoat
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,393 Mod ✭✭✭✭lordgoat


    The Hoff is the internet, amongst other things without him everything would fall apart, yes everything.

    Bow to all that is hoff, for those going to oxegen keep an eye out for him


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