Funniest South Park Episode ever?

Repli

What is the funniest ep you've seen?

I just saw "Child Abduction is Not Funny" last night for the first time - haven't laughed so much in my whole life rofl.. it was just so stupid..

"when mongowians come to destroy the ****ty wall, i'll pour this sweet and sour pork on their heads! oh, sweet and sour pork so hot and-a sticky" (From tvtome)

"You think just because I'm chinese I can build great wall. All chinese do is build wall."

Tweek: I'm not supposed to talk to you!
Guy on railroad: Please, kid, this isn't funny you have to help me!
Tweek: But it could be a trick!
*Guy on railroad gets runover by a train*
Tweek: Wow, that's a pretty good trick

cornbb

Woodland critter christmas, season 8


Cartman: Butters will give handjobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure, I'm good at all sorts of jobs.

bringitdown

The Jeffersons (Wacko Jacko) episode.
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season8/E807script.htm
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers episode.
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/E613script.htm

I laughed out loud I tell ya.

GreeBo

Scott Tenorman Must Die
Fantastically funny

Roar

Cripple Fight!!

Zukustious

One of my favourite episodes is the metrosexual one with the crab people. It was totally unexpected and random. Laughed so hard as that crab people music was playing.

Creamy Goodness

Repli when mr lu kim says ****ty he's actually saying "city" but with the chinese accent it comes out as ****ty. " hello welcome to city wok may I take your order". one of the funniest gags in a show ever.

best episode is from series 6 entitled "The Biggest Douche In The Universe".
do not get me started on the Rob Schneider parts...

andyman

The one where they find out Stans dog is gay.

Orange

the one where they slag off lord of the rings, instead of returning a ring they have to bring a porno video back!!

Easily_Irritated

Towlie

Steven

The one with the Blaintologists and the Superfriends

Moses: Er... uh... a.... a giant..stone John Wilkes Booth?

Töpher

Easily_Irritate wrote:

Towlie

Wanna get high with Towelie?

Kali

Steven wrote:

Moses: Er... uh... a.... a giant..stone John Wilkes Booth?

moses in Jewbilee is better .. "I demand.. I demand.. macaroni pictures on plates with the glitter on top"

toiletduck

Zukustious wrote:

One of my favourite episodes is the metrosexual one with the crab people. It was totally unexpected and random. Laughed so hard as that crab people music was playing.

yeah thats brilliant! Also loved the one with towlie and one where they go to afghanistan

doh.ie

Steven wrote:

The one with the Blaintologists and the Superfriends

Moses: Er... uh... a.... a giant..stone John Wilkes Booth?

Classic ep, definitely one of my favourites.

In that ep, I love the scene where Jesus tries to communicate with Moses back at base ("Jesus to Moses, come in... Moses, come in...") and Moses in a can't-be-arsed attitude just shouts back "What?!"

One of their finest eps, definitely. It was around this point the show began to really find its feet, leaving behind those who jumped on the bandwagon in its early days (when it was not nearly as good as it got later on.)

doh.ie

Zukustious wrote:

One of my favourite episodes is the metrosexual one with the crab people. It was totally unexpected and random. Laughed so hard as that crab people music was playing.

# Crab people, crab people - walk like crabs, talk like people... #

I love the bit in this one where a guy comes in to the TV executive's office (who hadn't been there earlier) and sees the dead bodies and completely deadpan says, "Oh, they were crab people..." as if everyone knew they existed and this wasn't a shocking revelation of any kind.

Creamy Goodness

yeh the first season got me hooked to the show but i can tell you i just can't watch them anymore, i find myself just watching from season 5,6,7,8,9.

Ishmael

The skiing episode.....Brains, brains, nearly choked with the laughter.

Creamy Goodness

asspen,

thumper: you see what he done wrong? he french fried when he should of pizza-ed, you french fry when you should of pizza-ed you're gonna have a bad time.

Mr E

I picked a random episode to watch the other night. It was the one where Christopher Reeves, with the help of stem cell research (which was pretty damn tasteless!), managed to walk again. Jimmy and Timmy also joined the crips. Very funny episode. The biggest laughs came from Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny who, every 5 minutes, would walk through the shot and one of them would say something like "Nope... forget it, I'm not f**king touching this one..."

Stark

I loved that one.

"So Christopher Reeves, how do you get the stem cells into you?"

Christopher Reeves breaks open a foetus and gorges on it

There are so many episodes to choose from. I think from Season 8 which is currently showing, "Woodland critter christmas" is the funniest. - "We'll have to use our evil Satanic powers to stop you Stanny". "Wow! That worked great! Our powers grow stronger every day, stronger every day!" I actually don't think the rest of Season 8 is very funny though.

Seasons 5,6 and 7 were hillarity all the way. I think Seasons 3 and 4 were really good too.

Creamy Goodness

the best episodes in season 8 were douche and turd and awesom-o.

i am awesom-o

Creature

The Death Camp Of Tolerance episode is probably my favourite


Actually pretty much all of season 6; My Future Self 'n Me, Red Hot Catholic Love, Free Hat etc. Great season.

robbie1876

All of Season 8, plus Red Hot Catholic Love, Mr Hanky's Christmas Classics, Cartmanland and Butters' Very Own Episode.

Mr Hanky - "...and if you don't like it, well I guess you can just suck my tiny little balls"

Repli

The Death Camp Of Tolerance episode is probably my favourite

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. Lemmiwinks!!

blastman

The episode from Season 9 where Kenny directs the armies of heaven against Satan using a golden PSP was great. Meanwhile, Cartman is trying to get his feeding tube removed so he can get his hands on Kenny's own PSP (this was shown just after the woman in Florida had died). Frequent and sometimes uncomfortable laughs.

Creamy Goodness

afaik south park episodes are written within the week.

they are aired on wednesday then the guys have until tuesday next week to have the next episode finished. That's how they keep so up to date when they use topical matters such as that woman's case.

In fact i think that makes south park extra great because there is no other show - to my knowledge - that does this.

Tar.Aldarion

man they are all great,the one where he makes yer man eat his own parents and then licks his tears saying sweet is damn funny!

Creamy Goodness

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

man they are all great,the one where he makes yer man eat his own parents and then licks his tears saying sweet is damn funny!

yup, it's true, you cannot get a bad south park.

going to be a bit bold here but it is better than the simpsons...
simpsons have gone downhill so fast that it is unreal and it came out of nowhere they now have more ****e episodes than classics.

whereas south park has stayed fresh.

anyone know when they are starting the second half of season 9?

Tar.Aldarion

ya it is better,but simpsons still has some classic lines!
the big family guy is the funniest as it packs in a joke a second

Doodlebug

I agree about Family Guy! Its consistently the funniest and most entertaining of the lot!

South Park is bloody great too of course - There are so many classics... Episodes which caused the *most* pain in the ribs from laughing are:

Timmy and Gobbles the Turkey...Oh lawrdy...

and the one where Timmy is upset that Jimmy has joined the Scouts - especially when he sings 'TimmahTimmah TimmahTim..." to the tune of Old McDonald while pasting a picture of Jimmys head onto some gay pr0n as Jimmy is being led away... and as mentioned earlier where Cartman announces to startled shoppers... "CRIPPLEFIGHT!!!!"

Ivan

Scot Tenorman must die, still remains my favourite episode of all time.
Just brilliant.

Töpher

The one on Paramount at the moment is quality. The satanic little forrest creatures like Bambi etc having bllod orgies!

Stark

"The Entity" from Season 5 is definitely one of the South Park classics I think. It's the one where Mr. Garrison invents the gyroscopic vehicle that happens to have some unfortunate penetrative side-effects. Hilarious stuff.

Of course the whole of Seasons 4,5 and 6 were hillarious. I think Seasons 3 & 7 had some gems as well. I don't think Season 8 is particularly funny, the "ill of the week" satire thing got a bit old. The only episode I really chortled at was "Woodland critter christmas". I've yet to see Season 9.

Tar.Aldarion

Ivan wrote:

Scot Tenorman must die, still remains my favourite episode of all time.
Just brilliant.

thats the one

D-Generate

I love anything with Butters so naturally Butters Very Own Episode is probably one of my favourites.

JBoyle4eva

D-Generate wrote:

I love anything with Butters so naturally Butters Very Own Episode is probably one of my favourites.

OMG: I love that episode. I cracked up the first time ?i seen that.

Kyle near the end of that ep: "Butters went missing?"

scuba steve

Orange wrote:

the one where they slag off lord of the rings, instead of returning a ring they have to bring a porno video back!!

Ya that one with me too and Towlie and
"Hello chity airlines", wher they go to Canada to get Ike back

da_deadman

The ep where Cartman buys the guys pubes (Scott Tenorman must die, i think?) That is just fan-bloody-tastic. Cartman is brilliant (sorry for stating the obvious there...)

And in the new series the woodland critter christmas is hilarious. especially seeing it a second time, when you know it's a story by Cartman. I found myself thinking that Cartman was a comedic genius before remembering he was only a fictional character :rolleyes:

seabee

Woodland Critter Christmas or Kenny Dies-

Cartman: I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck, I wasn't born yesterday

I thought that paris hilton episode(can't remember the name of it) was good enough. Which reminds me...type the following into google and search:

paris hilton isnt a whore

Then look what appears under the search box

acri

My fave was when Cartman and Kenny are doin' a runner in Kenny's pedal car.

"Jesus he's gonna ram us!"

Mossy Monk

seabee wrote:

I thought that paris hilton episode(can't remember the name of it) was good enough

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

i love the Towelie episode from i season 5

"wanna get high"

seabee

I forgot about Simpsons Already Did It.
I can't believe they got away with some of the subjects covered in it!

AngelofFire

The return of the fellowship of the ring to the two towers was hilarious.

Funniest bit

when token asks randy ''is it love when a woman has 4 penises in her and some guy is doing number 2 on her face