If you should die before you wake....

LadyJ

Hey
Lenny's Sellafield thread has influenced me on this one!
Just wondering what everyone would like to do before they die. I mean,if you knew the end was near,what would you're last request be? What would you want to do before you ceased to be?

Think I'd eat a Drifter or five!

qz

Have a ****.

The tax man

.....pray to god my soul to take .

No wait...I'm going straight to hell.

Crash

Screw it, i have an exam tomorrow. if i die before i wake, means no cramming in the morning :P

Hal1

I think I would go all out in some wh0re h0use gimmie like 5 biatches l0l

Lenny

qz wrote:

Have a ****.

Jausus theres plently of women out there :eek:

LadyJ

Lenny wrote:

Jausus theres plently of women out there :eek:

Yeah,jesus,he could get a hooker at least!

TerrorFirmer

LadyJ wrote:

Yeah,jesus,he could get a hooker at least!

No woman ever matches the skill a seasoned masturbater posesses.

Let the man enjoy this last night, getting it the way he loves best

LadyJ

MobileInfantry wrote:

No woman ever matches the skill a seasoned masturbater posesses.

I beg to differ!

qz

LadyJ wrote:

Yeah,jesus,he could get a hooker at least!

What are you implying?...

qz

LadyJ wrote:

I beg to differ!

So basically, you're saying that you have a penis, and would prefer to have sexual intercourse with a woman than masturbate?

:eek:

LadyJ

qz wrote:

What are you implying?...

That you could at least get a hooker!

qz

LadyJ wrote:

That you could at least get a hooker!

Hooker as in yourself?

LadyJ

qz wrote:

So basically, you're saying that you have a penis, and would prefer to have sexual intercourse with a woman than masturbate?

:eek:

No. You're just not picking up what I'm laying down here qz! :rolleyes:

qz

LadyJ wrote:

No. You're just not picking up what I'm laying down here qz! :rolleyes:

True, apologies.

LadyJ

qz wrote:

Hooker as in yourself?

Hooker as in person who has sex for money. I have sex for pleasure. Any financial reward is simply a bonus!

Crash

Give yeh a fiver.

pwd

why does terminal illness turn people into hippies anyway? Nobody ever takes the oppurtunity to massacre their enemies without consequence, they always get touchy feely and want to take photos of people. What the feck do they want photos for?

LadyJ

crash_000 wrote:

Give yeh a fiver.

That's the last thing you'd do before you die? Thanks!

TerrorFirmer

LadyJ wrote:

I beg to differ!

Ah, now....woman can do a good job, some more so then others....but it just ain't the same

LadyJ

pwd wrote:

why does terminal illness turn people into hippies anyway? Nobody ever takes the oppurtunity to massacre their enemies without consequence, they always get touchy feely and want to take photos of people. What the feck do they want photos for?

True..... Yeah maybe I'd strangle someone......Hmmm.....
a girl called Eimear maybe....

qz

MobileInfantry wrote:

Ah, now....woman can do a good job, some more so then others....but it just ain't the same

It's like a left-hand back-hand, it just won't cut it.

Crash

LadyJ wrote:

Hooker as in person who has sex for money. I have sex for pleasure. Any financial reward is simply a bonus!

Was referring to this ladyJ :P

LadyJ

crash_000 wrote:

Was referring to this ladyJ :P

I know but it'd still be a nice gesture!

Crash

Tell you what, gimme sex first, then i'll see about the fiver.

LadyJ

Right I'll add ya to my list of things to do before I die....After my 5 Drifters of course!

qz

LadyJ wrote:

Right I'll add ya to my list of things to do before I die....After my 5 Drifters of course!

*ahem

Kevin_rc_ie

hehe. i'd rather eat 5 drifter bars than do crash too

LadyJ

I'm actually thinking 6 now!

Crash

....this is just getting cruel!

LadyJ

But a fiver can buy many drifters!

banquo

My lord, LadyJ, can't you go one week without starting a thread on after hours? You seem to have a gift for it though.

Kernel

Before I die, I'd have to go over to LadyJ with a bag full of drifters and my leopard print thong!

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

Before I die, I'd have to go over to LadyJ with a bag full of drifters and my leopard print thong!

Leopard print you say? I could do with some feline entertainment before I die!

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

Leopard print you say? I could do with some feline entertainment before I die!

Damn, is that sellafield thing true or what so!??! haha

LadyJ

banquo wrote:

My lord, LadyJ, can't you go one week without starting a thread on after hours? You seem to have a gift for it though.

Banquo my dear,it's been too long! Come join my thread!
What will you be doing before the earth swallows you up?

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

Damn, is that sellafield thing true or what so!??! haha

Yeah,come on over! I'll prepare the other ladies!

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

Yeah,come on over! I'll prepare the other ladies!

Mmmmm... ok then, I'll be there.. I only want 3 of you to start with tho.

LadyJ

Hmmm...but what'll I do with the 4 hookers I'm ordering to do me before I die?

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

Hmmm...but what'll I do with the 4 hookers I'm ordering to do me before I die?

You wont need them when there's 1 Kernel there for you baby!

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

You wont need them when there's 1 Kernel there for you baby!

That's "Lady" to you!

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

That's "Lady" to you!

Ok, Lady baby!

][cEMAN**

Nothing. I didn't expect to live to this age.

I've not done it all. Wouldn't claim to - but i've lived my life. If that's not enough, then 1 final act wouldn't make much of a difference.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the lord my soul to take

That's all. If there's a heaven - take me there. If there's not, then cya.

LadyJ

' wrote:

[cEMAN**']That's all. If there's a heaven - take me there. If there's not, then cya.

Bye!
Ah no....I'm sure there's a heaven.....

][cEMAN**

I'm not. I'd rather think of reincarnation, but not a genetic reincarnation where all past lives are stored in your makeup. **** that.

I'd honestly want to be reincarnated as an eagle. I've dreamed of it many times. It's been the most freedom i've ever experienced.

(very drunk right now btw)

Sarky

If I was to die in my sleep, I should bloody well hope the last thing I do would be to get a quiet night out of it.

LadyJ

I reckon when you die you relive your life in some kinda time loop and you just do it over and over again. I think gut instincts are just you remembering that something bad is about to happen.

Sarky

How horrible.

LadyJ

But maybe people who always look young for their age are only first life-timers!

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

I reckon when you die you relive your life in some kinda time loop and you just do it over and over again. I think gut instincts are just you remembering that something bad is about to happen.

Nah. You go to heaven, and get 100 virgins if you have died for the cause and destroyed the American infidels.

LadyJ

No,my thing is right!