Caroline Morahan - crap irish presenters

toad

This woman has got to be the most annoying TV Irish TV personality. What an idiot, watching her "present" is one of the most cringe inducing activities one could do. She is deluded into thinking people actual care about her opinions and spouts utter sh*te at any opportunity. Is that fake tan or just the by-product of spending the last 20 years with your head up your own ass?

Honorable mentions:
Ryan Tubberty
Laura Woods

Pighead

She's sexy!
Why even the anagrams of her name are sexy
mmmmmm imagine Caroline whispering into your ear:
I on horn,anal cream
Fair enough you'd be thinking,for a tv presenter you really do have terrible grammer but i think you'd still get the message.mmmmm sexy mornahan

simu

She's not that bad - once she sticks to stuff like fashion, though.

Easily_Irritated

Shes got a HUGE mouth, but methinks most guys would look at that a a plus!

kstanl

She's a fine looking woman. That's all I can say.

Vokes

Hmm, Caroline IS quite tasty Nice choice there, Toad.

Kernel

Easily_Irritate wrote:

Shes got a HUGE mouth

[Sean Connery Accent]

On the contrary... it's just the right size.

[/Sean Connery Accent]

lukin

RTE are definitley "dumbing-down" the standard of their TV presenters.
Giving jobs to eye-candy instead of someone of average looks but good at the job.
I suspect this has something to do with ratings. I mean I always tune in just before Home & Away comes on just to see what Laura is wearing tonight.
I woudn't specifically watch Chance To Dance (a terrible program) but if it was on I'd watch it with the sound turned down just to droll over the afore-mentioned Caroline Morahan.
Not all of these kind of female presenters are thick though:Kathryn Thomas is really smart and has a lovely personality.

Vokes

Aye, and a fierce pair of eyebrows :eek:

Uthur

She is BRUTAL. One more reason to scrap the TV license and let RTE
fend for itself IMO!

Civilian_Target

She's pretty hot, but she's no TG4 weather-woman.

seo-ireland

I think there is something in the water at TG4.

Agent Orange

I'd like to be the filling in a Caroline Morahan/Kathryn Thomas sandwich.

Winters

She aint a great presenter.

But I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating a packet of crisps neither.

toad

http://www.rte.ie/tv/offtherails/presenters.html

check out her bio, RTE really is a joke.

toad

Winters wrote:

She aint a great presenter.

But I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating a packet of crisps neither.

to be honest if it came down to it i'd take laura woods.

Winters

toad wrote:

to be honest if it came down to it i'd take laura woods.

Without a shadow of a doubt. I'd easily put Laura Woods is aheard of Caroline Morahan.

Tobias Greeshman

She is pretty hot, definately rtes sexiest presenter!

toiletduck

Sharon ni bhealoin (sp?) is way better looking

MooShop

have to agree with toiletduck, sharon is by far the sexiest and not just a good looking bimbo she's really intelligent not that it makes much of a difference, thats about the only good thing about rte they are hiring sexy presenters

bringitdown

RTE seems to be split into three factions:

Credible presenters: Morning Ireland crew, Primetime crew, News crew in general, John Kelly, Kathryn Thomas (ish!), Dara Ó Briain, etc.
Golden Oldies: Marty, Larry, Joe, Curly, Gerry, Bill O’Herlihy, etc.
Twats: Caroline Morahan, Laura 'talk out the side of me mouth' Woods, Peter Collins, Ryle Nugent etc.

BY GOD I HATE NUGENT THAT MINCING BASTARD.

Santa Claus

I met caroline at a charity fashion show thingy my cousin organised recently and she is thick as two small planks but absolutely gorgeous.
Here's a piccy of her at said event !

Oh, and I have it on good authority that Peter smug Collins is in fact the spawn of satan !

Corben Dallas

Caroline Moyinhan is a total babe, meet her in person and I confirm she is bootilious. ]:)

I really like 50's style women(with dangerous curves)

bringitdown

I thought this thread was about the quality of her television appearances .. not the quality / quantity of her.

/hang on what am I thinking?/

LegacyUser

she's a cutie, http://www.rte.ie/tv/chancetodance/week1.html

haven't realy seen much of her presenting.........

tuberdidy on the other hand, what a complete self obsessed knob jockey.

woods is a twat also, who speaks out of the side of her mouth, and probably has bt's makeup department working overtime

seo-ireland

paperclip wrote:

woods is a twat also, who speaks out of the side of her mouth, and probably has bt's makeup department working overtime

I know who I'd like to see lying makeup-less beside me in the morning. And it's definitely not Laura Woods. Nor Mr Tubridy for that matter.

Pigman II

When she's not speaking (out of the side of her mouth) Laura Woods always has this perpetual look on her face as tho she's about to throw up. Very offputting.

LegacyUser

maybe she was making a funny face and the wind changed......... or she's just a side mouth talkin twat.

Pigman II wrote:

Laura Woods always has this perpetual look on her face as tho she's about to throw upQUOTE]

prospect

Caroline Morahan is the biggest pain in de ass on TV. Also, i think she is desperate looking, spoilt child, i am full of myself, type look about her, i just wanna smack her aroud her fat cheeks.
Peter Collins, don't start me on that AR$€HOLE.

Kathryn Thomas - Yummylicious.... Hope she is using her eircom braodband to read this, if so Kathryn, PM me

Which one is Laura Woods?

toad

bringitdown wrote:

RTE seems to be split into three factions:

Credible presenters: Morning Ireland crew, Primetime crew, News crew in general, John Kelly, Kathryn Thomas (ish!), Dara Ó Briain, etc.
Golden Oldies: Marty, Larry, Joe, Curly, Gerry, Bill O’Herlihy, etc.
Twats: Caroline Morahan, Laura 'talk out the side of me mouth' Woods, Peter Collins, Ryle Nugent etc.

BY GOD I HATE NUGENT THAT MINCING BASTARD.

hold on gerry ryan?? A golden oldie? That man is the most replusive pretentious lump of blubber ever to apperar on TV. He's like a beached whale with 20 chins.

Kali

prospect wrote:

Which one is Laura Woods?

she presents (well used to) ID:two in the afternoons on network 2.

seo-ireland

prospect wrote:

Which one is Laura Woods?

You know, the one that looks like a Fraggle in heat.

prospect

Oh, right. Don't think i know her.

BTW, Anne Doyle, hubba hubba

bringitdown

toad wrote:

hold on gerry ryan?? A golden oldie? That man is the most replusive pretentious lump of blubber ever to apperar on TV. He's like a beached whale with 20 chins.

I must admit I had trouble placing him there.

He should be locked in a dungeon with Ryle, Peter and Marty.

magpie

Caroline Morahan... a) sneers b) talks sex-in-the-city speak c) is thick as 2 short planks nailed together d) complains about 'begrudgers' in interviews e) has a degree in 'Communications Studies' from DCU :rolleyes: WTF is that? watching telly? f) Is interested in fashion, which is a sure sign of utter, utter black-hole-esque vacuity g) has a short fat bald nerdy boyfriend, so you guys are all in with a chance

Take her off the telly and put her in the BT cosmetics dept where she belongs selling 'bronzer' to Colin Farrell's big gay brother.

toad

magpie wrote:

Caroline Morahan... a) sneers b) talks sex-in-the-city speak c) is thick as 2 short planks nailed together d) complains about 'begrudgers' in interviews e) has a degree in 'Communications Studies' from DCU :rolleyes: WTF is that? watching telly? f) Is interested in fashion, which is a sure sign of utter, utter black-hole-esque vacuity g) has a short fat bald nerdy boyfriend, so you guys are all in with a chance

Take her off the telly and put her in the BT cosmetics dept where she belongs selling 'bronzer' to Colin Farrell's big gay brother.

She is definitely deluding into thinking shes dublin's answer to Carrie Bradshaw, I have seen her in a few bars in town with three other female friends wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat.

Some twat in the irish times decided she'd be a good person to interview about the next pope, she started off saying "I am a devout catholic but I see my beliefs as more buddist", the woman hasn't got two brain cells to rub together.

Nuttzz

magpie wrote:

Caroline Morahan... a) sneers b) talks sex-in-the-city speak c) is thick as 2 short planks nailed together d) complains about 'begrudgers' in interviews e) has a degree in 'Communications Studies' from DCU :rolleyes: WTF is that? watching telly? f) Is interested in fashion, which is a sure sign of utter, utter black-hole-esque vacuity g) has a short fat bald nerdy boyfriend, so you guys are all in with a chance

you'd still leave her like a painters radio if you got the chance though.....

Winters

toad wrote:

the woman hasn't got two brain cells to rub together.

Yea .. but it aint her brain cell's that you want her rubbing together now is it.

magpie

you'd still leave her like a painters radio if you got the chance though

What a great image!

Sarky

She makes me weep tears of blood. In all seriousness, I'd rather castrate myself with a Brillo pad soaked in nitric acid.

Fallschirmjager

Nuttzz wrote:

you'd still leave her like a painters radio if you got the chance though.....

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA AH AH priceless...dude post of the day winner here...

spudster101

Yea .. but it aint her brain cell's that you want her rubbing together now is it.

For some reason the sound a balloon makes when its rubbed just entered my head when I read that

Silvera

Caroline Morahan is a BABE!!!

Sarky

Incorrect.

Kernel

Sarky wrote:

Incorrect.

No, he is correct, she's gorgeous. You must not like women or have some strange issues if you don't see that.... I think she is a good presenter, I mean, what the **** do people want from a presenter? A spiritual guru?? She does the job, presents, and looks comfortable and well while she does it. Seriously can't understand some people's problems here! It's just television.

toad

Kernel wrote:

No, he is correct, she's gorgeous. You must not like women or have some strange issues if you don't see that.... I think she is a good presenter, I mean, what the **** do people want from a presenter? A spiritual guru?? She does the job, presents, and looks comfortable and well while she does it. Seriously can't understand some people's problems here! It's just television.

You think shes gorgeous, thats fine.
But she is an uttererly sh*te presenter, and comes accross like a deluded stick up twat. Add to that that she is of very low intelligence and spouts idiotic rubbish at any given opportunity.

Ozzy

I think she's a blaydin roide

Kernel

toad wrote:

You think shes gorgeous, thats fine.
But she is an uttererly sh*te presenter, and comes accross like a deluded stick up twat. Add to that that she is of very low intelligence and spouts idiotic rubbish at any given opportunity.

Well, I don't know where people are getting that impression? She was hosting some fashion show which I rarely watched, likewise with the dance programme, but she came across fine to me. The shows were not my cup of tea, but at the end of the day she's just there to present them. She's not a journalist, philosopher or a scientist, she presents light weight shows?

I think it's weird that people would say so many nasty things about a television presenter in fairness... she's not Pol Pot! :rolleyes:

Duckjob

I love the smell of Irish begrudgery in the morning...

0utshined

magpie wrote:

g) has a short fat bald nerdy boyfriend, so you guys are all in with a chance

Hey!! I may be short fat and bald but I'm no nerd. Nerd.

lukin

Caroline is beautiful for certain but I would agree with those who say she hasn't got too much going on upstairs. There was an interview with her in last Sunday's Sunday Times and she was talking some right bull****.
There was a cracking picture of her with it actually. She's got a terrific pair of bazookas I must say.