fastest pint?

ed6hellsfresh

any outstanding records out there?

mine is 5.95 seconds (but had none of this spuillin out the sides ****)

Megatron

3.2 secs .. was a pint of the black stuff.


I did throw up about a hour later though

Giblet

I can throw back Guinness in about 2.5 seconds.

Agent Smith

around 2 seconds, i am lucky enough to be able to unlock my throat, and pour it straight down

Giblet

Yep that's the key, just open the throat, and suck it back. Guinness is cheating though because it's not carbonated. Although in the right mood I could do it with the "fizzy" ones.

A cold glass of freshly opened Coke is the one to beat.

ed6hellsfresh

wow that kills me then.

id like to see it though... sounds in-credible

thats only 2 mississipi's

Megatron

used to do snorkels . a bottle of say , Smiroff ice , bang done in under 1 sec.

Didn't throw up after that though .. or the following 3

JackKelly

can the drink even leave the bottle in 1 sec?

eirebhoy

TimAy wrote:

can the drink even leave the bottle in 1 sec?

no chance.

chump

I once drank a litre of butter milk in 1.1 seconds

Megatron

eirebhoy wrote:

no chance.

yes it can .

2 bendy straws , as soon as the straws hit open air , there is no vacum that casues the chugging effect, hence the Liquid goes stright where ever you pour it , and in this case , straight down the neck

Simple really

ed6hellsfresh

1 second think about it............... look at your watch ONE SECOND no ****ing way

scojones

agent smith wrote:

around 2 seconds, i am lucky enough to be able to unlock my throat, and pour it straight down

1.7 seconds with a pint of the blackstuff, exact same method.

Agent Smith

its true, i did it in bondi with 7 bottels of bravaria



that was a bad night

joejoem

I was college drinking champion. Guinness - 1.8 secs and beer 2.2 secs


Woops I mean Guinness 2.2 seconds and beer 2.8 seconds

][cEMAN**

You're all 'real men'. And i'm sure your pocket stays full of the 'cash stuff' for ages as well :rolleyes:

BossArky

ed6hellsfresh wrote:

any outstanding records out there?

mine is 5.95 seconds (but had none of this spuillin out the sides ****)

Pardon my nitpicking, but how the hell did you measure it to 5.95 seconds. Why not 5.90 or 6?

Hmmmmmmmm.

My record was something like 20 seconds, non of this sucking it straight down stuff tho..

Naos

that straw thing works..
About 2 secs though.
Iceman, there is a ****ehole called the vortex.
on Sunday its 15e entry, then 2 euro per drink for whatever you want afterwards.
(they dont do pints)

Zukustious

About 3 minutes. Beat that!

rubadub

Zukustious wrote:

About 3 minutes. Beat that!

Pint of vodka, was it?

there is some bet about downing a shot of beer every minute, sounds easy but it works out at about 1 pint per 16minutes. about 8 pints in 2 hours.

RuggieBear

i've knocked back three beers in 18 seconds......

Rabies

I can finish a pint in about 10min. Usually it lasts about 20-30min.
I think I'm hard

RuggieBear

Rabies wrote:

Usually it lasts about 20-30min.

I try to stick to the 3 pint an hour rule...helps me work out how expensive my night will be

Sparky

Downed 3 pints of bud in 16 seconds then 2 full long glass's of what i thought was just coke but was JD and coke was but in front of me then i downed them in about 8 seconds as i was told, but about 2 mins after that the drunk feeling started to set in.

Ronan|Raven

Thought I was quick till I read this , when I were younger than I am now and much more able to drink I drank a pint of guinness in 3.4 seconds according to the time keeper from Geneva. Wouldnt drink it in a minute nowadays.

air

When I was really young there used to be a pint drinking competition (milk) at the local field day and I remember that the winner was generally around the 1s mark.

Victor

Zukustious wrote:

About 3 minutes. Beat that!

rubadub wrote:

Pint of vodka, was it?

That much pure alcohol that quickly is likely to kill you.

steveland?

Megatron wrote:

yes it can .

2 bendy straws , as soon as the straws hit open air , there is no vacum that casues the chugging effect, hence the Liquid goes stright where ever you pour it , and in this case , straight down the neck

Simple really

Yep... done that..

/me vomits in corner...

D

I thought the guinness book of records was 2.4 secs

Third_Echelon

There was a girl in college who lived next door to me... She could down a pint of bud in about 3 seconds...

She was pretty popular with the lads needless to say

superconor

I am intrigued to this straw method? what is it?
When the straw hits open air?

tman

7 seconds was my record... that was about 4 years ago, back when i drank dutch gold, though
i've turned into such a lightweight these days, that chalking down a pint in one go would prolly get me ****faced drunk

Mossy Monk

6.7638496293847362 seconds

i am so proud

The General

agent smith wrote:

around 2 seconds, i am lucky enough to be able to unlock my throat, and pour it straight down

:rolleyes: no you can't even if you can open throat theres no way you could do it in 2 seconds

shoutman

anyway give me advice on how to open my throat??
(I'm deadly serious}

Gordon

Apparent record

Prove your manliness

I must say that I'm sure I could beat that guys record of eating 4 hot dogs in 3 minutes. Unless they actually are dogs.

Tusky

I can drink 17 pints in 0.43 seconds.

Mr.Nice Guy

Gordon wrote:

Apparent record

Prove your manliness

I must say that I'm sure I could beat that guys record of eating 4 hot dogs in 3 minutes. Unless they actually are dogs.

How can anyone drink that fast? Was it hooked to his veins or something?!

Gordon

As mentioned above, you open your gullet somehow, the fluids pour in just as they would pour into a bucket with a neck diameter equalling your throat. I reckon it'd be dangerous to try doing this without knowing what you're doing as if it goes down the wrong pipe you'll drown. In beer.

Cake Fiend

Gordon wrote:

you'll drown. In beer.

Sounds like my kind of way to go...

RuggieBear

that hotdog record doesn';t sound too impressive.....and i reckon i could get close to 2.1seconds. I've done it under 3 seconds before and that was with no training.....

Maybe we could all try it at boards beers....

pickarooney

What kind of a 3-course meal did he eat in 45 seconds? It takes me that long just to unfold the napkin.

Tar.Aldarion

Victor wrote:

That much pure alcohol that quickly is likely to kill you.

no it doesn't,your not even drunk for like half an hour,then bam you just collapse into a drunken state and well lets just say ,you get quite quite drunk

Tar.Aldarion

pickarooney wrote:

What kind of a 3-course meal did he eat in 45 seconds? It takes me that long just to unfold the napkin.

ya how many steaks were in that meal? ^^
(not a meal without steak tbh)

Ajnag

Pathetic, I cant resist a chance to boast bout my drinking exploits.

Oh well here gos.

One pint: 3.5
One pitcher: under 2 minutes.
Best record: 7 pints in 5 minutes and I made the jacks after


Im such a lightweight nowadays, I remember when I could drink a bottle of vodka after a night on the town. Now drink dosnt wanna be my friend anymore. Not a bad thing I suppose if I can take a hint.

Tar.Aldarion

Ajnag wrote:

Pathetic, I cant resist a chance to boast bout my drinking exploits.

Oh well here gos.

One pint: 3.5
One pitcher: under 2 minutes.
Best record: 7 pints in 5 minutes and I made the jacks after

a friend was feelin really depressed and decided to get drunk...10 guinness in bot 3 mins,just lined em up and downed em all!

Alkers

As far as I know the straw trick is for drinking from bottles? My record for a pint is about 3+1/2 seconds but I can't open my gullet and have to swallow. Only 18 though so plenty of practise time Favorite party trick is the naggin of vodka down in one. It's not fizzy so you can do it in around a second. You regret it afterwards - untill it get's you going that is.

Vikings

I can do 3 shots of jagermeister in about 6 seconds ... but why waste the wonderful stuff like that?

The alcohol is there to be enjoyed, not rushed. Shame on you people. tut tut

Megatron

Simona1986 wrote:

As far as I know the straw trick is for drinking from bottles? My record for a pint is about 3+1/2 seconds but I can't open my gullet and have to swallow. Only 18 though so plenty of practise time Favorite party trick is the naggin of vodka down in one. It's not fizzy so you can do it in around a second. You regret it afterwards - untill it get's you going that is.

Yes the staw trick is only for bottles .. or cans.

But if you want a fast can , Shotgun is the only way to go .


Btw a little game to play at the next house party you go to.
If loads of people have the same beer ( Bud, Dutch gold, Tuborg) take 1 can , Shake it as much as you can then stick it back in the fridge. Beer roulete is just sooo much fun

toiletduck

i can throw back a pint in about 5 seconds. but just remember it's not how fast you drink, it's how much you drink!

ed6hellsfresh

seems there is either alot of half-truths bangin around here or the world record is terribly wrong/easy to achieve