gay joke ---warning!---

bummer-boy

why is it that gay men are so clean in their house,home and hygiene but what they do together is so dirty??


made that up myself.

fade2black

This is the first time I've ever got to see one one these things before they get blown out of the water.

MiniMetro

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toiletduck

that just aint funny, not because it's a "gay joke" but just because it sucks.

dregin

fade2black wrote:

This is the first time I've ever got to see one one these things before they get blown out of the water.

As a veteran in these matters let me advise you to run and take refuge before the flame brigade arrives.....

/me dons his nuclear fallout protection hat

koneko

Omg I posted before it's locked

HI MUM!!!

28064212

Wow that's a really, really crap joke.

toiletduck

i dont think it deserves to be called a joke.

woohoo, 200th post!

Waltons

I don't get it...

fade2black

I don't think it's meant to be a joke....just something that's causing all of these replies....Better stop now...

Yavvy

"I don't get it..."

maybe you should be cleaner around the house and home and hygiene ... then you might get it all the time...just like them Ghays

Stark

bummer-boy wrote:

why is it that gay men are so clean in their house,home and hygiene but what they do together is so dirty??


made that up myself.

I'm sure you did.

Anyway, with the exception of a minority of fetishes, gay sex is very clean. Douching also adds to the cleanliness. I hope I've helped answer your question

bummer-boy

Stark wrote:

I hope I've helped answer your question

actually, im gay myself. but i can still take a joke :eek:

bounty_hunter

Did you say that was a gay "joke"?

HerrLipp

Don't think so, jokes are meant to be funny. Maybe he's the joke?

bounty_hunter

My thoughts exactly. Apart from the bit about the feet, that's just weird.

Glipmac

Joke? Where? Did I miss it?

bounty_hunter

He missed it.

DukeDredd

Maybe it's funny 'cause it's not funny.

bummer-boy

technically, its not a joke but a (slightly) humourous observation :eek:

j0e

Stark wrote:

Douching also adds to the cleanliness. I hope I've helped answer your question

what exactly is douching?

bummer-boy

j0e wrote:

what exactly is douching?

flushing out your hole with the shower :eek:

joejoem

oh wow its not locked, Im cool

Goodshape

j0e wrote:

what exactly is douching?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche/

"A Douche (/duʃ/, French for "shower") in American English generally describes a stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or "sanitary" reasons. In other languages douche only has the original French meaning of shower. In the US English sense, it is similar to an enema, however the term is used colloquially to apply to the use in the vagina for women. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching."

county

you say gay sex is very clean,as clean as straight sex or cleaner

Glipmac

That "Joke" was pants but the replies are Exelent

Hmm_Messiah

would suggest making the thread a "stickie" but some similar pun made in the revered LGB(T) section.

Anyways if the sex is good it should be "dirty" (as in what my mum would call dirty)

another gay joke:
what does a lesbian say after the 2nd date?
"the removals van will be here thursday with my stuff"
what does a gay man say after the 2nd date ?
"WTF ya mean a second! date? "

county

good gay jokes must be thin on the ground!!

tuxy

not only is it a crap joke but he got it from a program called faq u, which was on bbc last week

Hmm_Messiah

county wrote:

good gay jokes must be thin on the ground!!

thats because it's nothing to laugh about

Sherifu

The only gay joke I know:

gay#1: You make my whole day
gay#2:

You make my hole weak

Frank Drebin

I can't believe this thread wasn't locked about 10 posts ago. Anyway...I want in on the action with the only gay joke I know:

How do you get 4 gays on a bar stool?
Turn it upside-down!

I know, I know! It sucks and it's old, but it's funny.

mad m

God nooo!

Why does micheal barrymore have no ashtrays in his house?

Because he puts his Fags out in pool!

Gone West

/me stabs himself in the eye

Stark

Hmm_Messiah wrote:

county wrote:

good gay jokes must be thin on the ground!!

thats because it's nothing to laugh about

That's because we're such a marvellous witty funny people that we make all the jokes. Those other minorities can shoulder the brunt of them.

Mimikyu

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Hmm_Messiah

Stark wrote:

That's because we're such a marvellous witty funny people that we make all the jokes. Those other minorities can shoulder the brunt of them.

I've met a few gay folk who were... funny ..alright.


erm...gay jokes:

ya hear about the two gay ghosts? they used give each other the willies.

The 2 gays who assaulted a woman? the dragged her down an alley and redid her hair.

My brother is homophobic : he is terrified if he leaves the house gay guys will break in and redecorate .

Kevin Spacey was in a bar.......oops wrong thread

I can offhand only really think of one funny "gay" true story (other than showing off my frenum peircing in the G....but thats a different story ...as those wee rodents who lived by the riverbanks used say )

I remember coming out to a work mate in a nightclub and introducing the other half, who then, being a disco bunny, spent the night dancing with my mate's girlfriend. At some stage my guy banged against the breeder, oops..the girl's chin cutting her lip.

She came over to where me and the workmate etc were drinking and declared (rather loudly for a str8 night club)
"your boyfriend is after making me bleed"
I retorted (with out thinking ) " Its ok , I promise I'll make him bleed later"
A silence descended, followed by a mixture of awkward and evil laughter as we re-inforced a stereotype"
(well gawd its not like all my workmates weren't constantly wondering did we/didnt we)

joejoem

Hmm_Messiah wrote:

ya hear about the two gay ghosts? they used give each other the willies.

The 2 gays who assaulted a woman? the dragged her down an alley and redid her hair.

My brother is homophobic : he is terrified if he leaves the house gay guys will break in and redecorate .

Brilliant!

MooShop

crap excuse for a joke - stick to the day job

bummer-boy

joejoem wrote:

Do You Masticate?

only when im eating

kjt

koneko wrote:

Omg I posted before it's locked

HI MUM!!!

lmfao

Now that was a million times better than the actual joke

Joke sucked ass

Hmm_Messiah

Quote:
Originally Posted by joejoem
Do You Masticate? only when im eating

like when the judge was distracted by the jury and asked the clerk to tell them to stop masticating. 3 of the men took their hands out of their pockets

bummer-boy

yeah, i remember. i was there

EKRIUQ

Percy And Fredrick were driving down the M50 when a truck cut in in front of Percys car! Percy unhappy with this started honking his horn at the truck driver, eventually after 5 miles of Percy honking the truck driver pulled in,

Fredrick gets out and goes up to the truck driver and says (in camp accent)

" My friend Percy is going to sue, sue,sue you for cutting in in front him.

Truck Driver unamused say "Well you tell your friend he can suck my dick!"

When Fredrick returned to the car Percy asked him what he say???, and Fredrick replies "I think he wants to settle out of Court"