Science joke

grimloch · 31-05-2005 4:56pm #1

One day Heisenberg was bombing down the motorway when a cop stops him and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which he replies "No but i do know where I am."

maybe this belongs on the science board....

Sangre · 31-05-2005 4:56pm

Groan!!!!!!

Dinner · 31-05-2005 4:57pm

grimloch wrote:

maybe this belongs on the science board....

Yeah your probably right. It'd probably be funny if I knew who Heisenberg was and what the hell is going on.

31-05-2005 4:59pm

Oh dear lord, that is probably the geekiest joke since

8x/18y=64z walks into a bar,
Barman says, 'Sorry mate, we don't cater for functions!'

grimloch · 31-05-2005 5:03pm

the joke was funny in light of my chemistry test today

that function one is funny too

StupidLikeAFox · 31-05-2005 7:08pm

bunch of nerds!

i got them both

yawnstretch · 31-05-2005 7:13pm

Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?

A: A parroty error.

Hail the über-geek

-yes I am doing my exams this week (M.Sc in misery)

31-05-2005 7:15pm

oh dear god. please stop me laughing

CrimE · 31-05-2005 7:16pm

Arabel wrote:

Yeah your probably right. It'd probably be funny if I knew who Heisenberg was and what the hell is going on.

Lol let why dont you pretend to know what its about and pretend to find it funny like me

Or be an absolute gobshíte like sangre :rolleyes:

grimloch · 31-05-2005 8:13pm

sort of like how there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who dont

id hazard that that was posted before but i saw in on a t-shirt not so long ago and was reminded earlier this afternoon

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 9:06pm

yawnstretch wrote:

Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?

A: A parroty error.

Hail the über-geek

-yes I am doing my exams this week (M.Sc in misery)

Hah ha ha- class.

DemonOfTheFall · 31-05-2005 9:30pm

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle -

It is impossible to know but the location and the velocity of an electron at the same time. (Or something like that)

Diarmsquid · 31-05-2005 10:06pm

I feel stupid :mad:

bp_me · 31-05-2005 10:28pm

Sad to say I got them all

Sangre · 31-05-2005 10:36pm

CrimE wrote:

Lol let why dont you pretend to know what its about and pretend to find it funny like me

Or be an absolute gobshíte like sangre :rolleyes:

Im a gob****e because I got the joke?....riiigght.

Didn't get the pieces of seven one.

Milo · 01-06-2005 8:04am

Why are Physicists so bad in bed??

Because when they have the time they don't have the energy and when they have the energy they don't have the time!

A bad one but considering what went already!

MooShop · 01-06-2005 8:16am

huh??

these "jokes" are stupid

meditraitor · 01-06-2005 8:24am

What's Purple and commutes?

An Abelian grape.

GoneShootin · 01-06-2005 8:51am

As seen here

toiletduck · 01-06-2005 1:31pm

i thought them jokes were good. oh no, im a nerd! :eek:

Zoton · 01-06-2005 1:50pm

The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, taken, not shared.

/i'll get me coat

toiletduck · 01-06-2005 2:05pm

Two hydrogens are walking along a street. The first one says, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one then says, "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE."

/ ill join ya outside

01-06-2005 2:38pm

What about a sticky for geek jokes? Seems to be a popular choice.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.

Glipmac · 01-06-2005 2:43pm

Goneshootin Lovin the sig mate very class, alas i am either slow or stupid but i am lost with the first joke...

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 2:53pm

MooShop wrote:

huh??

these "jokes" are stupid

Perhaps it is you who is stupid.

GoneShootin · 01-06-2005 6:54pm

Shabadu wrote:

Perhaps it is you who is stupid.

Perhaps it is you that is stupid ?

@Glipmac - thanks! Second one to mention it to me today

Stompbox · 01-06-2005 8:30pm

CrimE wrote:

Lol let why dont you pretend to know what its about and pretend to find it funny like me

Or be an absolute gobshíte like sangre :rolleyes:

Thats the funniest thing I've heard on the thread so far...LOL

danniemcq · 01-06-2005 8:36pm

<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!

total nerd/geekism there brilliant!!!

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 8:45pm

GoneShootin wrote:

Perhaps it is you that is stupid ?

Mebbe I should have put a [/McBain] at the end of it, It was meant to be like 'perhaps it is you who is the homosexual'.

Woow_Aqualung · 14-02-2010 11:14pm

A neutron enters a bar and shouts across to the bartender "How much are the drinks?". The bartender replies "For you sir, no charge".

A nugget of gold enters a bar and the bartender shouts at him " 'EY YOU!"

It's dangerous to tell these in a Rugby locker room.

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