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For all who are bored.

  • 25-05-2005 8:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    Basicly what you do is try make a story.I will post a line the the next person says something which follows this.

    It might become the worlds longest story.


    Jimmy had just woke up.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    to find he was covered in a sticky white goo...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Jimmy had just woke up.....
    in the cuckoo's nest and saw...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stag39


    2 broken eggshells


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rabies wrote:
    in the cuckoo's nest and saw...

    ...others in the cuckoo's nest with him, and then looked over to see the charter, which...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Chong


    For those who are bored stick on a tv and watch the pool game.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Willem D wrote:
    For those who are bored stick on a tv and watch the pool game.
    Now who's a little mood killer, then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    this died quickly...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    Football, bah humbug.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    BlitzKrieg wrote:
    this died quickly...

    They always do...at some point 2 people post at the same time with different next lines and it splits the thread into multiples.
    Used to be good craic in school on a page, passed round. The end result was often pretty funny to read...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    sadly this one broke down on the very first line :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    The End!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Or is it.....?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Or is it.....?
    Yes, it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭Infini


    Dead and Buried. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    DUH-Duh-DUH!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    Jaysus not even 20 replies :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Yes, it is.


    Quiet you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well room was left for a sequel with the "The End",- "Or Is IT???",- and then my "DUH-Duh-DUH!!"
    so ya know you could just re-start it right now.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Ghostbusters!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Who you gonna call?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    ran through the fields...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    .....the grass heavy with winter dew whipping against their scales......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    ...until suddenly, without warning, the biggest group of flying...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭bounty


    ...all the turtles suddenly farted at once, killing the rat guy, the zombie rat immediately...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭joe.


    shouted bollox!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Then Bosco appeared with a...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭carpocrates


    full set of sharpened kitchen knives, sparkling in the autumn moonlight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭jay567


    .. he jumped at basil brush and swung the knife towards...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭joe.


    his bollox........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 202 ✭✭eyebrows


    ...and with a ferocious scream basil’s sack was sliced open and one ball could be seen protruding from it, dangling in the chilly breeze…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Bosco laughed an evil laugh ... "Mwhaaa hhaaa hhaaa" ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Loobz


    ...as he laid the last few blocks of the 3 foot wall he built for his mother to keep the badgers out of the house. A lone badger stumbled over the wall with one last desperate attempt to get into the house, when suddenly....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    .......Derek Mooney appeared with a delighted look on his face as for once he finally got to spin the wheel, much to the amazement of the onlooking crowd who were chanting together.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    he got an uncontrolable urge to take bosco from behind, what came came next was not a pretty picture,, a badger riding a puppet, the hand controlling bosco's every move couldn't keep up. when the horrible act reached it's mucky climax and had ceased to be the badger lit up a cigarette,smiled and said.......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Loobz


    ...take this all of you and drink from it....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    this is the juice that flows uncontrollably from my magic door. with that .....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    he went knock,knock anymore, and he pranced on through the magic door,only to realise he had just stepped into the bowels of hell where he met.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    Al simmons and many other people in hell like hitler with a pinapple up is ar$e alas...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Loobz


    ...the heat from the flames belched forth and scorched his stripey green shirt. That was his favourite shirt, the one he was born in. Rage swelled deep within his tormented soul and nobody could have prepared for what happened next. With a ferocious surge of pure energy.......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    he broke wind,gave a little smile and walked towards the.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    magical sphere of greatness that once taunted his rosey cheeks. upon approach a terrible thing happened. tá sé ufásach screamed Bosco. hearing this was .....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    feargus mcspud and the marla men who rallied together to form an army the like of which hell had never seen before, they asked bosco to be their leader.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    ...to which he replied in a slightly deeper than usual voice "Nil". The gathering minions gasped but the elder among them understood as Bosco had always seen himself as more of an...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭knifey_spoonie


    ... mad cat type animal with four arses and a retractable tail which he used to......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    to scratch his balls when he was...


    (who got the ball rolling again?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Loobz


    ...suffering from a dose of the clap. It wasnt so bad considering...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    .....he'd just given crabs to his mortal enemy......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    but crabs being such a delicacy, he decided to cook them before


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    gobbling them down like the upper-class imperial tit-bits they were, remembering that his father had always maintained that...


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