Under 18s getting into clubs

katiegordon

I need advice!
Any tips on getting in2 clubs if u are not 18 (and nowhere near turning 18!)???
If anybody knows anywhere particularly easy to get in2 let me know!!

aphex™

But we don't want you in our clubs. Off to the Wezz (or whatever) with ya.

Matthewthebig

i assume you are referring to redbox or bondi

my advice don't go wait

your just going to get pissed

do it in a field

Pighead

Stick to the kiddy discos and dont be annoying the grown ups by puking cheap buckfast on our shoes.Now run along little girl. :rolleyes:

themole

wait until you are

failing that a bottle o b always goes down well

JoeKelly

What age are you? if you dont mind me asking?

katiegordon

Stop moaning!Im nearly 16 ive been to clubs before and i wasnt anymore pissed than everyone else there!!And the wezz???please.......!!!!

Panjo1982

katiegordon wrote:

I need advice!
Any tips on getting in2 clubs if u are not 18 (and nowhere near turning 18!)???
If anybody knows anywhere particularly easy to get in2 let me know!!

Haha,
Well technically you shouldnt be trying to get into clubs if your underage,
But sure we all did it. Try a local club first and get there VERY early.
For the ladies the easiest way to get past the monkeys on the door is wear a short skirt.
And lads you have no hope unless you stick tea leaves on your chin and talk in a real deep voice..

and then there is always your older sisters/brothers drivers licence, a laminator, a colour printer and a good knowledge of Photoshop (Not that i condone that type of thing of course)..

Good Luck..

Matthewthebig

****ing hell you drunken children

katiegordon

Thanks at least SOMEBODY here is sound!Im workin on getting an id.But if i wear a really short skirt will that not look like im trying too hard??

katiegordon

Matthewthebig wrote:

****ing hell you drunken children

Its not like u never did it urself..........

OfflerCrocGod

katiegordon wrote:

Stop moaning!Im nearly 16 ive been to clubs before and i wasnt anymore pissed than everyone else there!!And the wezz???please.......!!!!

Oh God you really need to grow up.

katiegordon

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

Oh God you really need to grow up.

sorry???

Winters

People our age dont want ye younglin's in clubs and such. Just wait a couple of years for crying out loud. Stop trying to grow up so fast.

Waltons

"Sound people. Helping underagers get drunk since 1960" :rolleyes:

stagolee

Panjo1982 wrote:

And lads you have no hope unless you stick tea leaves on your chin and talk in a real deep voice..

heheh wish id heard of the tea leaves trick when i was a wee scroat
probably would of just got told to sod off and wash my chin though

katie, why bother? beleive me you will be sick of these kips by the time you hit your mid 20's anyway. you may as well keep the small bit of novelty value inherent in going to clubs till your 17 or so (just my opinion )

BlitzKrieg

for a girl dress like a slut (yes its offensive...but effective)

for a guy, uhmmm...meh, mostly luck, if you come with a crowd of people over 18 they might overlook you.

katiegordon

Winters wrote:

People our age dont want ye younglin's in clubs and such. Just wait a couple of years for crying out loud. Stop trying to grow up so fast.

You shud remember wat it was like to be our age!!!And consider urself lucky dat u'll hav such a georsgeous bunch of girls in ur clubs!!!

Only Human

Your 15 and trying to get into clubs, wtf?

Panjo1982

katiegordon wrote:

Thanks at least SOMEBODY here is sound!Im workin on getting an id.But if i wear a really short skirt will that not look like im trying too hard??

Yea it will look like your trying too hard,
The bouncers will know your underage anyways, but the short skirt will work i have seen it so many times and i have worked in a pub for years so i know it works. Just and be careful whatever ye do..

I made the fake ids for all my mates when i was 16.. I did a usit card for a fella once and his name was Karel Ivanov the poor fella had to talk in a russian accent everytime he went into places..

The main thing is to be sound if you are turned away, Dont argue just beg and flutter the eyes,
If that doesnt work just keep trying every week they'll let you in eventually..

The General

katiegordon wrote:

Thanks at least SOMEBODY here is sound!Im workin on getting an id.But if i wear a really short skirt will that not look like im trying too hard??

you better be a female

katiegordon

Only Human wrote:

Your 15 and trying to get into clubs, wtf?

Wen u say it like dat itsounds much worse but in fairness, its better than going nacker drinking in a field isnt it???

Chalk

moany feckers on here,
towns big enough for everyone.

dont bother with a crap id,
bouncers will ask for a license or a passport.

wear the short skirts,
go with older girls.
if 5 16 year olds go up together youll have no hope.
dont get girls who look to much older as theyll make you look younger.
be sober when you head up, and early.
if theres stll room inside and you look like you can handle more drink, theyll let you in.

have a 50euro to pay the entrance fee,
if your paying in 50cxents theyll alugh at you.

anyway
confidence and good makeup.
i dont know anywhere easy as im a old enough these daysm ask around with older mates or just head in early with a list of places to try.

best of luck

Only Human

katiegordon wrote:

Wen u say it like dat itsounds much worse but in fairness, its better than going nacker drinking in a field isnt it???

No! Wait till your nearly 17 at least before your you start trying to get into pubs. Then try clubs when your have some experience in the pubs. Could you imagine some poor lad pulling a girl in the club only to later find out she's 15? It happened to a mate of mine when he accidentaly pulled a 14 year old in a club in Limerick. He was horrified when he found out.

Tusky

Get there very very early. Go with people who are 18+. try make yourself look as old as possible, dont get too drunk or you will draw attention to yourself. I know a good few places that I used to go when I was underage but I dunno if I should be posting names...

katiegordon

Only Human wrote:

No! Wait till your nearly 17 at least before your you start trying to get into pubs. Then try clubs when your have some experience in the pubs.

Now dats just stupid.Ill go to pubs wen im old and boring!!!ha ha

katiegordon

Tusky wrote:

Get there very very early. Go with people who are 20+. try make yourself look as old as possible, dont get too drunk or you will draw attention to yourself. I know a good few places that I used to go when I was underage but I dunno if I should be posting names...

I think u shud!!Go on it wud be a reallly big help..........

Tusky

katiegordon wrote:

I think u shud!!Go on it wud be a reallly big help..........

I'll PM you.

Only Human

katiegordon wrote:

Now dats just stupid.Ill go to pubs wen im old and boring!!!ha ha

That comment realy doesn't make youy sound any older.

axel90

Heard a great 1 recently.. just approach door with motorcycle helmet and say your not drinking as your drivin... Or go in with person of opposite sex older than you. But honestly just wait till your 18 its ppl like you who land ppl in jail for underage.... you know what im getting at. Who wants to wake up in a bed wit westlife posters over it?? I SAY NO YOUNGSTERS IN CLUBS.

katiegordon

Only Human wrote:

That comment realy doesn't make youy sound any older.

suppose it doesnt ill keep that in mind....

Tusky

Only Human wrote:

That comment realy doesn't make youy sound any older.

Didnt you know pubs are only for fat wrinkly old people who drink guinness & eat peanuts by the bucket load ?

KdjaCL

Tusky wrote:

Didnt you know pubs are only for fat wrinkly old people who drink guinness & eat peanuts by the bucket load ?

Going for a pint so?


kdjac

BlitzKrieg

well it sounds like the drink wont need to kill off anymore braincells.

katiegordon

Only Human wrote:

No! Wait till your nearly 17 at least before your you start trying to get into pubs. Then try clubs when your have some experience in the pubs. Could you imagine some poor lad pulling a girl in the club only to later find out she's 15? It happened to a mate of mine when he accidentaly pulled a 14 year old in a club in Limerick. He was horrified when he found out.

The scary thing is there are some pervs who wudnt mindthat.........!!!Anyway 15/18 isnt such a big age gap....

Only Human

katiegordon wrote:

The scary thing is there are some pervs who wudnt mindthat.........!!!Anyway 15/18 isnt such a big age gap....

True which is another reason you should wait. Not all guys in clubs are 18. The victim of the adolescent predator that I know was 20 at the time.

katiegordon

axel90 wrote:

Heard a great 1 recently.. just approach door with motorcycle helmet and say your not drinking as your drivin... Or go in with person of opposite sex older than you. But honestly just wait till your 18 its ppl like you who land ppl in jail for underage.... you know what im getting at. Who wants to wake up in a bed wit westlife posters over it?? I SAY NO YOUNGSTERS IN CLUBS.

I just want a laugh!!Plus most of my friends are 17 so their startin to do all this **** so obviously im gonna hav 2 join in!!

katiegordon

Only Human wrote:

True which is another reason you should wait. Not all guys in clubs are 18. The victim of the adolescent predator that I know was 20 at the time.

Ill be careful.....

Only Human

katiegordon wrote:

Ill be careful.....

Well best of luck then.

JoeKelly

katiegordon wrote:

The scary thing is there are some pervs who wudnt mindthat.........!!!Anyway 15/18 isnt such a big age gap....

Well to be honest 3 years isnt a big age gap but that really applies if its 20/23 but 15 to 18 is a huge gap because its usually between those years that people mature the most! Now dont get me wrong im not saying your imature cause i dont know you but in general understand?

Only Human

I'll also add that when underage people are out with people of legal age and the underage is refused entry then it leaves the people of age in quite an akward position.

Giblet

Holy ****, it'll be paedo central!

JoeKelly

Only Human wrote:

I'll also add that when underage people are out with people of legal age and the underage is refused entry then it leaves the people of age in quite an akward position.

Totally agree with you there man! Makes you feel really sh*t when the older person comes out again just cause you cant get in! That is if they do come out! Shows who your friends are!

BlitzKrieg

katiegordon wrote:

I just want a laugh!!Plus most of my friends are 17 so their startin to do all this **** so obviously im gonna hav 2 join in!!

PEER PRESSURE!!! HISSSSSS!!! HISSSS!!!!

YOU ARE YOUR OWN WOMAN!

Only Human

I've had to cancel many a potentialy great night when one of my 17 year old friends was told to get out of the pub.

Camogie Playa

At that age you should be trying to get past bouncers at pubs, not clubs.Dont get too far ahead of yourself!Theres always the prob that could happen that you might get in and your friends wouldnt get in, then youd be stuck inside on your own, ot in contrast you might get stuck outside on your own!!Anyway i think pubs are the best craic, they were anyway when i was that age!

Alkers

Once you turn 17 it's easy. I was getting in everywhere in town on a passport saying I'm 17. Once the year adds up they never check any more than that. My birthday is even on the 30th 12th making it extremely obvious!

knifey_spoonie

If you were in the midlands you could try the harriers, the amount of people who will shudder at the name,but comon it good craic at 15-16 or so i think.
Or try pubs before the bouncer comes on shift.(im to young to know that)

Wertz

Only Human wrote:

No! Wait till your nearly 17 at least before your you start trying to get into pubs. Then try clubs when your have some experience in the pubs. Could you imagine some poor lad pulling a girl in the club only to later find out she's 15? It happened to a mate of mine when he accidentaly pulled a 14 year old in a club in Limerick. He was horrified when he found out.

Quoted for emphasis.

Same thing happened me a few years back 'cept she was 15 :eek: She certainly didn't look it.
Great, you say? Yeah right...I was dumbstruck...slagging from mates went on for ages, but TBH how much worse could it have gotten if I'd wnet off with her , not knowing? I coulda ended up on a charge of statuatory rape...
If a guy (or a girl for that matter) meets someone in a club they shouldn't have to ask to see their ID before trying to get off with them. Doormen and management are supposed to keep underage out. 21's door policies may piss 18-21 yr olds off but I reckon it keeps the kiddies out. It's not like there aren't places where you can go nowadays...in fact todays teens are more than well catered for especially in the bigger cities.

When you're that age you should be round getting pissed from your mate's parents drink's cabinet, or out slumming it in a field with bottles of Bacardi Breezer or whatever. Not calling the OP immature or anything else, but over 18s (or 21's) should mean just that...

Kernel

katiegordon wrote:

The scary thing is there are some pervs who wudnt mindthat.........!!!Anyway 15/18 isnt such a big age gap....

The age gap between 15 and 18 is the same as the one between 12 and 15 my dear. You shouldn't be going to clubs blah blah, but if you do it, you should be careful, otherwise you'll end up spit roasted in the jacks after getting yourself plastered or just knocking back an unattended rohypnol and coke.

Oh, and try working on your spelling... shud/wud etc.... :rolleyes:

Le Rack

katiegordon wrote:

sorry???

I'm 17 and have never bothered with the likes of clubs and pubs and its not because I wouldn't get in, cuz I've always looked a ot older than I am without trying but we have more fun having a laugh in the park and most of my friends are older than me! If the lads want to drink they go to Lidl earlier that day and stock up.
I think its pathetic the likes of 15 year olds trying to go out and get into places where they will probably end up getting kicked out off anyway!
Whats the point going out at that age to get off you neck and not remember most of it the next day? What are you in third year at the most? Maybe TY?
Take OfflerCrocGod's advice and grow up!
And never mind you your parents are worse if they no your going out to langered and still let you out.