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Christ Almighty

  • 24-05-2005 3:59pm
    #1
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    my furby just said ohhh boring!
    thats lovely aint it!
    in my company ya no! :eek:


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Just wait til the battery starts going, they sound like they're possessed by demonic forces.

    Uh, that is, if you don't already think the high-pitched voices sound like evil incarnate. I do.


  • #3
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'm a furby

    /me furbies


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    HE'S A FURRY! KILL HIM!

    /me gets pitchfork


  • #5
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    be toe lou ta!
    me love you me love hugs.. me sleeep again.. PARTIEEEEEE, yum yummmmmmm yummmmmmmm yummmmmmmmm


  • #6
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    HE'S A FURRY! KILL HIM!

    /me gets pitchfork
    lmfao!
    yer man comin with the pitchfork... can just imagine it now!
    (thats what they used in shrek right???)


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  • #7
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Nothing quite like a lynch mob.


  • #8
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    This thread needs more christ.


  • #9
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    christ.jpg


  • #10
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ironically, the first thing I said when I saw this pic was Jesus lol.


  • #11
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    Ironically, the first thing I said when I saw this pic was Jesus lol.
    why was that then hun??
    ***sigh**** not another jessie thread! :eek:


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  • #12
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I dunno, I just laughed and said "Jesus Christ!". I suppose I was kind of offended! :eek:

    But why.....? Am I a closet Catholic?


  • #13
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    I dunno, I just laughed and said "Jesus Christ!". I suppose I was kind of offended! :eek:

    But why.....? Am I a closet Catholic?
    oh my gowd.. on another matter i am of firm belief they ar fridgid fools on after hours! ARAGH


  • #14
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    your so far in the closet your finding xmas presenst!


  • #15
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    your so far in the closet your finding xmas presenst!
    huh?


  • #16
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ba Dum Bum cheeeeeee!

    Very good. :)


  • #17
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    Ba Dum Bum cheeeeeee!

    Very good. :)
    what?? i is missin???????


  • #18
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'm tigered


  • #19
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    You need a lion down.


  • #20
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    jezza wrote:
    what?? i is missin???????

    I was aiming at the post before you. :)

    You got in before me! *Shakey Fist*


  • #21
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    coco pops


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  • #22
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    You all be witty folks!! Sept Sarky, he's just gumpy.


  • #23
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Rozabeez wrote:
    You all be witty folks!! Sept Sarky, he's just gumpy.

    Not grumpy, edgy. Not as edgy as Moriarity, but close.


  • #24
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Gumpy!


  • #25
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    A mate of mine was messing around with his brother's furby, he put it down his trousers and the furby said and i quote "Oh no, not again" needless to say we were laughing for hours

    also the yoda furby thing, one day when the battries were low it started to speak in the middle of the night it sounded like it was possesed by the devil...
    all you could hear was "sjdhjka...darkside...*crackle*...jdsakl...Edi"


  • #26
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Mine dissapeared after we put it in the freezer to make it shut up. But yes they were scary when they made noises.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Anyone ever dissected a furby?


  • #28
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    OOOOhhh I sense an interesting tale, *gathers people round* What happened?


  • #29
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Gumpy!

    Oh right.

    :eek:


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rozabeez wrote:
    OOOOhhh I sense an interesting tale, *gathers people round* What happened?

    There were many many smaller furbies inside the original furby. They threw things..


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  • #31
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    To summarise this thread for those that only read the subject:

    Jesus Christ has come back as promised, apologised for being late, and has taken the form of a furby.

    For further information read these posts
    \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/MY OTHER CAR IS ALSO A \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/


  • #32
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    you forgot the part about Sarky being gumpy and Rozabeez winning the world cup on her own.


  • #33
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Kancho!


  • #34
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bah.

    (From beyond the grave)


  • #35
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Sarky = teh Undead! Oh noes!


  • #36
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *CON drain on Raph*


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  • #37
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Oh noes! My hitpoints total is decreasing!


  • #38
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I am teh Lord Jebus!


  • #39
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    More summaries please - I don't get those last few posts. What were the defining metaphors?


  • #40
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Life, simu. Everything is about life.


  • #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Except when it's about death. Or cake.


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  • #42
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Are you still dead? Tell Elvis he owes me money!


  • #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He's not here.

    AHA!

    /me wiggles fingers in mystic way at Funky.


  • #44
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Keep your fingers to yourself, you Dirty Mexican Pervert!


  • #45
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Dead Dirty Mexican Pervert to you, muchacho.

    Heh heh heh. Bueno...


  • #46
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Heh heh heh. Indeed.


  • #47
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sarky wrote:
    Except when it's about death. Or cake.
    or cheese! We must never forget the cheese!


  • #48
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Braaaaaains?


  • #49
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    What kind of brains?


  • #50
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Cheese brains!


  • #51
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    I'm eating Ice-Cream at work ... possibly one of the best things ever after no-shoes at work.


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