What Tree Do You Fall From!?

Gazza22

OK...i'm bored so i'm posting this email i got, yes it's long and awkward and if you have seen it before please don't attack me saying it's SOOO OLD!! :rolleyes:

So Just Find Your Birthday And Your Tree, Match Them Up And It Will Try To Make An Accurate Discription of you...Post Your Tree And If The Discription Was Accurate Or Not!


Dec 23 to Jan 01 .........Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 ..........Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24.......... Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03......... Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08......... Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18..........Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28.........Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 .........Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 .........Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) ..............Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 .........Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10.......... Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 ..........Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30..........Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14........ Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 ........Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 .........Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 ..........Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 ..........Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) ...............Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 ............Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 .............Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 .............Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 ...........Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 .........Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23.........Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 ..........Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 ..........Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 ..........Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) ...............Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03.......... Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13.......... Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 ...........Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 ...........Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 ..........Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01............ Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 ..........Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 ..........Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) ..................Beech Tree

>>>YOUR TREE
>>>(in alphabetical order)


Apple Tree (the Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm,
appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
sensitive,
loyal in love, wants to love and be
loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents,
loves
children, needs affectionate partner.


Ash Tree (the Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious,
impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented,
likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless
lover,
sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.


Beech Tree (the Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its
looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical,
good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).


Birch Tree (the inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,
friendly,
pretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very
passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm
and
content atmosphere.


Cedar Tree (the Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to
adapt,
likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends
to
look
down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined,
often
impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,
healthy
optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick
decisions.


Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat,
can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker,
sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely
family
oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.


Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable,
takes
what
life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it , strives to be
content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and
affection,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot
be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly
and
careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.


Elm Tree (the Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful
clothes,
modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead
but not
to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.


Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit
self-willed,
honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker
when
wants
to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few
sexual
relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic
talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress
well,
loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to
them,
hard
to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and
laziness
after
long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish,
many
friends, very reliable.


Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor,
very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting
impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
popular,
quite
moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has
a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.


Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its
looks
and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable
as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for
kindness
and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of
unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most
people,
is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.


Lime Tree (the Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what
life
dishes
out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good
ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear
tough,
but
is actually soft and relenting, always willing to
make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not
always
enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership
qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.


Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident,
hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities,
good
memory,
learns easily, complicated love life,
wants to impress.


Oak Tree (the Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong,
unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground,
person of action.


Olive Tree (the Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful,
calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,
empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of
sophisticated people.


Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves
peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry,
not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly
in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to,
emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and
reassurance.


Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill
and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean
toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership
Seriously.


Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted
without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and
even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste,
artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not
forgive.


Walnut Tree (the Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of
contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected
reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and
uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious
strategist,
very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.


Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves
family
life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places,
restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with
when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until
they
find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others
Laugh.

qz

>>>Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor,
>>>very
>>>demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
>>>lasting
>>>impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
>>>popular,
>>>quite
>>>moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has
>>>a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Sweeeeeeeeeet.

(edit: Also fairly true)

Daelus

I'm the pine tree, and that is pretty accurate.

Although I've never really written poetry. I prefer writing stories.
I might give poetry a try though..

Also, I prefer the term peacekeeper.

Wertz

Elm....scarily accurate too.

*twilight zone theme*

Dizzyblabla

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it , strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

soo soo true!!

Kernel

Weeping willow.. sounds gay, but hey, the description is spot on. Of course, I could say that about any of the trees if I thought about it.

LadyJ

Eh I got apple tree! Not me at all I'm afraid!

Wertz

LadyJ wrote:

Eh I got apple tree! Not me at all I'm afraid!

Conclussion: your parents lied to you about your real birthdate.

danniemcq

my ma told me that i fell outta the tree in my garden because the stork got stuck in it's branches

OfflerCrocGod

Wertz wrote:

Conclussion: your parents lied to you about your real birthdate.

Or it's all just a load of rubbish.

Waltons

Poplar Tree. Seems pretty right

Blisterman

It seems since every tree is just positive, everyone will say "Oh yeah, thats me!"

wayfarer

Have a read of this, the Forer Effect:

from wikipedia
In 1948, psychologist B.R. Forer gave a personality test to his students, and then gave them a personality analysis, supposedly based on the test's results. He invited each of them to rate the analysis on a scale of 0 (very poor) to 5 (excellent) as it applied to themselves: the average was 4.26. He then revealed that each student had been given the same analysis:

"You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker; and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic."

Forer had assembled this text from horoscopes.

Its all just a con.

edit: w00t 200th post

grimloch

i came from a walnut tree...

LadyJ

Where's the money tree?!

Redrocket

3/4s of each one describes me

Gazza22

LadyJ wrote:

Where's the money tree?!

You have to go to D.4 for that one...all other trees can be found in the rest of Ireland! lol

Stompbox

Oh my God!!! That is freaky. The maple tree sums me up precisely

Rhyme

Meh, Cypress is close-ish...

CathyMoran

One of my ex is a Rowan and it is scarily accurate...Hazelnut is fairly accurate for me, but then again so are a few others...is all a matter of choosing words which most people can relate to.

netwhizkid

Jeez that is 100% me, i'm a lime tree guy and that analogy is bang one pretty spooky actually.

Regards netwhizkid

Gazza22

Lol by the way..i'm the Walnut tree and i would say over half of it is true!

Panjo1982

I'm the pine tree,
Yea and i'd say its pretty accurate too.
I'm not mad into poetry but i love a good quote.

grimloch

ah these things are so vague that they can be interpreted in any number of ways, most of the thing can be applied to me

Hester

LadyJ wrote:

Where's the money tree?!

And the ugly tree! That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title

I got the cypress tree. Meh, not really me..

Kinetic^

Dizzyblabla wrote:

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it , strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

soo soo true!!

I fell from the same tree Dizzy,wonder if we're related????

radiospan

Is anyone else here the Rowan tree?

Describes me well enough, but then again, lots of them do.

flogen

I came from the Vagina tree....

Stark

Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted
without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and
even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste,
artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not
forgive.

Well I've never been known to hold a grudge, so I don't know what that "does not forgive" thing is about.

Gazza22

flogen wrote:

I came from the Vagina tree....

Hum...lol...but comon man don't be bringing those sort of images into my head....birth is nasty

Unless, you have just come from a nice vagina tree recently...haven't we all

flogen

gazza22 wrote:

Hum...lol...but comon man don't be bringing those sort of images into my head....birth is nasty

Unless, you have just come from a nice vagina tree recently...haven't we all

Stop thinking about my mothers vagina..!!!!

Thankfully I haven't really revisited my tree... but I can give you my mams number if you want to check the niceness...
Any other vagina I may have visited is out of bounds, I'm afraid.

Gazza22

flogen wrote:

Thankfully I haven't really revisited my tree... but I can give you my mams number if you want to check the niceness...

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Now that is just plain eeky...i mean freaky!

LegacyUser

Im the Rowan tree too. They all sound like me though to be honest, they're so vague

Gazza22

Spogpean wrote:

Im the Rowan tree too. They all sound like me though to be honest, they're so vague

Yeah there seems to be alot of Rowan trees around! :rolleyes:

Dyr

I'm a walnut, these bloody thingeys always make me out to be a baddie :mad:

Crucifix

Pine tree. It was vaguely accurate.

toiletduck

im a walnut tree and i must admit it was mostly accurate

BossArky

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- few sexual relationships

Hold on a second!

joejoem

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat,
can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker,
sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely
family
oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.





Quite accurate.

Femelade

i fall under the rowan tree --- very accurate
my ex ---poplar tree --- "takes partnership
Seriously".

DOUBT IT!!

cournioni

Wow... That just summed me up to a tee.

Rhyme

PORNAPSTER wrote:

Wow... That just summed me up to a tee.

Or, or, or.... a tree

i hate myself

cournioni

Rhyme wrote:

Or, or, or.... a tree

i hate myself

LOL. That was brutal...

Tha Gopher

gazza22 wrote:

Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves
family
life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places,
restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with
when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until
they
find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others
Laugh.

When i saw i was covered by the "weeping willow" my initial reaction was a bit like the episode of Fr Ted where Ted keeps getting the death card from the psychic

Thats actually quite accurate, what it says

Stress free- hell yeah, im so laid back i cant get up
Loves anything beautiful- er.........GERLS!!! (jaysus, yet another ted one)
Attractive....oh but of course
suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner- good to know....i suppose

Goodshape

Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity)

full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.


Maybe... except for the 'does not forgive' part. I'm pretty forgiving most of the time.

Megatron

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its
looks
and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable
as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for
kindness
and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of
unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most
people,
is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Tobias Greeshman

Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress
well,
loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to
them,
hard
to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and
laziness
after
long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish,
many
friends, very reliable.

This is scary how close this sums me up, except for the hard to trust other's bit, this is me :cool:

lorraine78

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill
and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean
toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership
Seriously.


ME????? Thats nice....

Tar.Aldarion

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit
self-willed,
honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker
when
wants
to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few
sexual
relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic
talent and great intelligence.

hey prove it wrong have sexual relations with me
apart from that it is perfect!

Gazza22

The tree sees all! :eek:

Squirrel

April 6th - Rowan Tree

I'm very egotistical, so unfortunately it's wrong