the top 5 of ANYTHING

kent

top 5 things i've eaten in the past 24 hours

1) Cheese Burger
2) noodles
3) some jaffa cakes
4) a big turkey sandwich
5) mints

Geranium

Top five types of Dust:

5. The compacted dust in the vacuum
4. Fridge dust
3. Spider web dust
2. Fine shelf dust
1. Monitor dust

amp

Top five 5.25 drives in Optimus, my main pc:

1. Phillips quad speed burner which remains as it is black and gold which is cool.
2. A cigarette lighter.
3. A Trust MULTI PORT card reader.
4. DVD-rom drive
5. Sony 52x CDR burner

amp

Top 5 posters in this thread:
1. Kent
2. Geranium
3. amp
4. amp
5...um

jezza

amp wrote:

Top 5 posters in this thread:
1. Kent
2. Geranium
3. amp
4. amp
5...um

cough!!
top 5 food in past 24 hours:
1) nutri grain bar
2) baked pototo
3)salad roll
4)to be continued
5)to be continued.

Kio

the top 5 flash movies

1) all your base are belong to us
2) cows with guns
3) decline of video games 2
4) she frickin blocked me
5) banana phone

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...

funky penguin

Hello?

meditraitor

who's there?

funky penguin

This is Monkey Patrol.

meditraitor

What do you want?

funky penguin

We've had a report that you don't have enough monkeys in your pants.

meditraitor

That report is over two weeks old, and the problem has been rectified,, is there anything else sargeant........?

Winters

Ive a monkey down my pants and its not excited.

funky penguin

meditraitor wrote:

That report is over two weeks old, and the problem has been rectified,, is there anything else sargeant........?

Yes..........Flurgh ub.

pwd

top 5 words of this thread :

1. The
2. Top
3. Five (confusing eh!?)
4. of
5. Anything

Einstein

knock knock

Diarmsquid

kent wrote:

3) some jaffa cakes

WOOHOO! Go Jafa cakes! Jafa cakes should have its own forum!

NotMe

I believe the word is Jaffa.

OY

Top 5 Frank Sinatra songs:

5. Fly Me To The Moon
4. Something Stupid
3. New York New York
2. My Way
1. Jack the Knife

YEAH! :cool:

NotMe

Top five numbers:

1. ∞
2. ∞ - 1
3. ∞ - 2
4. ∞ - 3
5. ∞ - 4

Geranium

Top 5 Keyboard words

5. End
4. Insert (te he he)
3. Delete
2. CAPS LOCK
1. Alt Gr (it's so craaaazee!)

funky penguin

Top five erections:

5: Morning wood
4: Random Bus Stiffy
3: Crotch Scratch Erection
2: Tight Jeans Boner
1: Intended Erection.

kent

top 5 things i have open in my systray

1) Outpost
2) Soulseek
3) Netmeter
4) Tray Commander
5) kav

amp

Top Five trees:

5. Pine
4. Mahogany
3. Beech
2. Apple
1. Oak

Sarky

Top 5 Top 5's:

1. Things I've eaten in the last 24 hours
2. Flash movies
3. Numbers
4. Trees
5. Keyboard words

amp

Top 5 letters in Sarky's name:

1. S
2. a
3. r
4. k
5. y

Sarky

*Swoon*

amp

Top five letters in Swoon:
1. n
2. o
3. s
4. w
5. o

meditraitor

1. Green
2. Wasp
3. Ice Hockey
4. Berry berry
5. Skidmarks

Einstein

top 5 ingredients of diet coke

1- Carbonated Water
2- colour
3- sweeteners
4- flavourings
5- citric acid

man this sh!t's really bad for you...

koneko

Top 5 reasons Divers should change his/her avatar:

1) it looks like Sarky's
2) I think it's Sarky posting when really it isn't
3) are you Sarky? Uhoh no, now I'm confused
4) You're not Sarky!
5) I forget number 5

Einstein

Top 5 reasons why Divers is about to change his avatar

5. didn't realise how many people had the yip man
4. would hate to lose the possibility of making new friends as he only has one
3. wasn't sarky the last time he checked
2. doesn't know who sarky is so doesn't know if he is sarky, even the last time he
checked
1. he's totally confused himself and is now referring to himself in the 3rd person

Chad ghostal

Top 5 things on my desk
1 - water
2 - assorted medicine type things (panadol, antiseptic, rennie, etc etc)
3- thing (looks like some sort of tea bag type thing - but not tea)
4 - razor
5 - cracker crumbs on plate.. .

amp

1. 2. 3. 4. 5
Top
5
th
in
gs

Sarky

You never cease to amaze me, Amp. Marry me too?

amp

Sarky wrote:

You never cease to amaze me, Amp. Marry me too?

Sure thing Divers, I'm never one to turn down a marriage proposal.

Matthewthebig

top five amnesiacs

1. emm
2. ahh..
3. that guy with the hat
4. who?
5. where am i?

BEAT

1. Sarky
2. DeVore
3. Earthman
4. Corinthian
5. Koneko


I refuse to say what it all means...for fear of incriminating myself

amp

Top five people LATIN BEAT would like to shag:

1. Sarky
2. DeVore
3. Earthman
4. Corinthian
5. Koneko

BEAT

that list, my dear, would be a lot lot longer

gawd you just reminded me how long its been....
/me backs aweh slowly

Einstein

amp wrote:

Sure thing Divers, I'm never one to turn down a marriage proposal.

Oh amp you silly sausage, it was sarky that proposed to you, not me!

oh ho ho ho ho !

funky penguin

Yes it was, and I'd do it again.

amp

Divers wrote:

Oh amp you silly sausage, it was sarky that proposed to you, not me!

oh ho ho ho ho !

Yeah well, I'm keeping the ring.

BEAT

Apple
Razberry
Peach
Strawberry
Rose



5 scents I like in body sprays...Sometimes I am a fruit sometimes a flower

tabatha

top five perfumes

white linen
white musk
issey miachi
tommy girl
beautiful

BEAT

AppleTini
Strawbery Daqueri
Pina Colada
Margarita
Bailey's on the rocks

top 5 fave drinks

Matthewthebig

1. borange
2. florange
3. trorange
4. applorange
5. crorange

words that rhyme with orange

sanncoo

Lemon Cheesecake
bailey's Cheesecake
Passionfruit Cheesecake
Strawberry Cheesecake
Orange Cheesecake

yummy yummy yummy!

BEAT

Sarky Cheesecake
Shabadu Cheesecake
Amp Cheesecake
deVore Cheesecake
Beruthiel Cheesecake




oh...wait...

amp

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