Put Yourself On Trial

Dr.Feelgood

Everyone, well not everyone thinks they are a lovely person, or at least easy enough to be around- maybe-

Well many people dont hate themselves-

And i know people do not always take well to criticism.

So i ask you boards, to put yourself on trial.

What is the worst characteristic about yourself!!

Mine, hmmmmmm, i can get really sickening when arguing or even just talking to the point where i wish my mouth was sewed shut, i mean non-sense gibberish even- i need to stop that-

Give yourself a hard time- take no prisoners, i'm interested!

Sarky

I'm just too nice to people.

Dr.Feelgood

Be nice to me give me stuff please.........




..... I said please!!

Stix

My worst characteristic would be my lack of confidence.

ferdi

my complete apathy regarding every facet of my life

Canis Lupus

I use sarcasm alot which makes me come accross as condescending.

But then if people get to know me they realise that I just don't care.

Earthhorse

I'm just too nice to Sarky.

Dr.Feelgood

I didnt think sarcasm was still around!!

Cool!!

I can use it again!! Alright, giggidy giggidy

TerrorFirmer

Mine, hmmmmmm, i can get really sickening when arguing or even just talking to the point where i wish my mouth was sewed shut, i mean non-sense gibberish even- i need to stop that-

Ditto...

woosaysdan

i can be really really sarcastic really!!!

--Kaiser--

I'm sometimes hard to talk to

Debyaka

I trust nobody until i know them for a very long time..
I am very secretive and like to keep myself to myself.

So I can be hard to get to know, But once ye know me i'm completely loyal and would do anything to help a friend..

azezil

My incredible good looks intimidate others.

Beruthiel

azezil wrote:

My incredible good looks intimidate others.

*snigger*


personally speaking
I'm perfect
somebody has to be,
how else would the rest of ye know the standard?

Tar.Aldarion

im quite arrogant

ghostchant

I'm woeful at making new friends and having conversations with people I don't know

Miguel_Sanchez

I talk too much.

I'm too good in bed.

I don't think those two are related in any way.

Tar.Aldarion

i'm no good in bed,i should be,i'm just not. but i don't mind telling yee this as we will not be making love.

Dr.Feelgood

Beruthiel wrote:

*snigger*



how else would the rest of ye know the standard?

There's a standard......................DAMMIT!!!!! :mad:

ghostchant

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

i'm no good in bed,i should be,i'm just not. but i don't mind telling yee this as we will not be making love.

Well if you're also arrogant that must mean you're terrible in bed
well i can't talk really...

Tar.Aldarion

my arrogance only applies to some things...hehe 'pwn'

"well i can't talk really..." you were better than most(i'm so arrogant i assume ive slept with ya like )

ghostchant

oh i'm sure I would've remembered that.
unless... you didn't take advantage of me while i was incapacitated did you...?

eyebrows

ghostchant wrote:

oh i'm sure I would've remembered that.
unless... you didn't take advantage of me while i was incapacitated did you...?

no that was me

anyway I get pissed off way too easily when drinking (dont get violent though, thank fúck)

snappieT

I'm screwing my best friend's older (by 4 years) brother.
That doesn't feel good (oh but it does)

happyhippie

I'm not really a hippie. Hah!

I've loads of bad traits:

I start millions of 'projects' but never finish them
I'm always late
I'm lazy around the house
I talk too much
I have no 'brain to mouth' filter
I'm sarcastic
I'm disorganised
I'm easily distracted
I'm terrible with money
I try to make people think my flaws are endearing and cute so that they will forgive my lateness/lend me money/ignore my blunt comment about their new hairdo.

Talliesin

I am too tolerant and forgiving.

Tar.Aldarion

happyhippie wrote:

I'm not really a hippie. Hah!

I've loads of bad traits:

I start millions of 'projects' but never finish them
I'm always late
I'm lazy around the house
I talk too much
I have no 'brain to mouth' filter
I'm sarcastic
I'm disorganised
I'm easily distracted
I'm terrible with money
I try to make people think my flaws are endearing and cute so that they will forgive my lateness/lend me money/ignore my blunt comment about their new hairdo.

i'm sorry but are you everybody i know?

lilulila

I am a pushover with anyone who doesnt live with me. Only my family see my anger lol

BossArky

I've got a soft spot for Ronnie Whelan:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=257787

wilkins

Laziness is a trait of mine, but I don't think it is necessarily bad.

The language I invented really pi55es of anyone I speak it to and I don't realise I'm speaking it.

qwertz

I am way too diplomatic in real life.

Le Rack

when I get angry I get honest!
Brutally honest! And the truth can be a very powerful tool!
Like one time I got in a fight with a girl I detest, whom I used to be friends with so I had a lot of stuff on her, but anyway the fight started in her house because she's better than everyone and thinks the sun shines out of her own arse and I was sick of it and she didn't like my het so I said "Just cuz you dont like it....something.. I forget" but yeah thats how it started but it ended with me screaming at the top of my voice on the side of the street "At least I haven't been off doing over 100 guys when I'm only fourteen!!!!" Maybe she was thirteen but the figures were unreal for her age and I'm older than her, so anyway she turned and walked off in a huff having said "like Ohmigod I told you that in confidence!" and did I mention she hates me just as much as I hate her? so therefore why would she tell me that!? (We hated eachother all our lifes but tolerated eachother all the same cuz we had a mutual best friend)

Geranium

Brutal honesty
Laziness
Questionable standard of personal hygiene...

Piste

I'm far too loud. I tend to talk before I think things through.
Funnily enough, there are times where I can be the quietest in a group and if I speak I'll fidgit and look down at my hands.
I'm a complete slob.
I never get around to doing things I plan to.
I have very little self-control.
I can get envious easily, but do suppress it.
I'm indecisive.
My biggest character flaw: As a result of my indecisiveness I never know what I want. When I eventually decide what I want it's only a matter of time 'till I realise I dont want that.


On the plus side- I'm not malicious. I hate bitching, it's horrible and I seldom partake in it unless I have a real reason to dislike a person.

jezza

im an immature idiot that speacks before thinking, that has too much time to think about turtles hopping outta bowls and real people shagging sheep and santa and stuff, i dont mae a lot of sense most of the time, i am the class clown, which is now pretty boring, but something i cant drop.
I am a bitch at times, thats thinks of me fein. I lack responsibility and i can be very sarcastic.


slap on the wrist!

case n basket

When I become dictator of the world, all of you will be among the first to go.

jezza

case n basket wrote:

When I become dictator of the world, all of you will be among the first to go.

how can all of us be the first to go

feylya

I'm incredibly hypocritical.

Dimitri

i back down too easily for the sake of an easy life!

Vokes

Im too competitive which means i easily become jealous when someone does better then me :mad:

I start fires.

happyhippie

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

i'm sorry but are you everybody i know?

I'm every woman baby...

Sleepy

Where to start?

I'm always enthusiastic about things for a short while and then leave them fall by the wayside.
I expect more from everyone else than I expect from myself.
I can be incredibly arrogant while trying to hide my insecurities.
I'm a condescending bastárd when it comes to religious beliefs and other abject stupidity.
I'm intolerant of other's faults, particularly when I care about them.
I'm generous to my own detriment.
I'm useless with money and self-control in general.
I don't give enough of a **** about what other's think of me (grand a lot of the time, not professionally though).
I'm lazy as a sloth.

the smiley one

I'm a bit loud sometimes...
Incredibly blonde
Can't let an argument rest (but only when I know i'm right )
passive....yeah whatever...

BUT besides those minor flaws I'm the epitome of perfection*!





*my definition

The Bollox

I get really ticked off at the little things (someone, even accidentally, disturbing your chair in the cinema, or eating loudly, and stuff like that) but the worst part is I'm a bit hypocritical on the matter, I find it somewhat entertaining to annoy ppl with little insignificant things I know, I'm an arsehole!

Kinetic^

I abuse everyone I meet & i mean everyone.

Just ask Zooie or pbarry for references!!!!!!

joejoem

I have a very bad temper, although it takes alot to set it off it is uncontrolable once it does.

Also I am a yes man, I always say yes when friends/family ask for something even if it involves too much work for me.

azezil

I'm border line narcissistic
It amuses me to make others feel uncomfortable
I lie insesently
I set impossible standards for others and think less of them when they fail to meet that standard

keevita

i cannot take criticism. i mean, i can admit to being wrong, but it really riles me, and ive been known to hold grudges against people who do criticise me

prospect

Bad Temper :mad:
I try hard to avoid it, but it is always there, waiting to pounce...

arbeitsscheuer

Too much to get into here but...

1. Veer between superiority complex and inferiority complex. Can never find a balance. Basically means I never make an effort. Either because, **** it I don't need to I'm perfect already, or because **** it I'm so useless I'll never get anywhere anyway.
2. Lazy slovenly bum. Hence my boards name.
3. I am quick to anger, and to take offence.
4. I hold a grudge, slow to forgive etc.
5. I get too involved too quickly in relationships. Altho I think I'm gettin better, more cautious, etc. But still... Too intense.
6. I'm kinda boring. When I'm in any 1 on 1 situation, be it with friends, siblings, girls, whatever, I can never think of anythin interestin or humourous to say. The ball is always in the other person's court - I figure this makes me really difficult to be around.
7. I'm terrible at arguing. I can't think quick enough to make coherent and intelligent points, even if it's about something where I know I'm right and why I'm right - I just can't put it into words.
8. I'm highly principled, but I don't f**king stick to my principles, which is beginning to p*ss me off.
9. I'm livin' in the past. In virtually every facet of life.

and finally (I might as well round it off with a #10, even though I could write LOADS more)

10. I'm long-winded, opinionated, irritable, depressive, and frankly not as bright as some people seem to think I am.

In short,

I
Am
A
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