When can u tell a girl wants it

padser

What should u do when they are playing hard to get??????????

monkeyfudge

Rohypnol?

funky penguin

Punch em in the nose.

Amz

What is "it"?

feylya

Poke em with a stick

RuggieBear

play harder

Amz

But wear a gumshield.

Kernel

padser wrote:

What should u do when they are playing hard to get??????????

Adhere to the restraining order and try to get a refund for those expensive night vision goggles?

Kernel

monkeyfudge wrote:

Rohypnol?

Tut tut.

mad m

Only count to 10 instead of 100, then look through hands and see where she went...

The General

you play hard to get, and if she really wants you he will come running

mad m

The General wrote:

you play hard to get, and if she really wants you he will come running

Oh so its a she-man.Id definitly play hard to get,infact leave it out altogether.

pwd

see if her genitals are hot and wet.

Kernel

pwd wrote:

see if her genitals are hot and wet.

Hmm... I'm guessing you've never been with a woman.
:rolleyes:

Infini

Bait her with expensive looking (but really cheap) gifts!

Caesar_Bojangle

monkeyfudge wrote:

Rohypnol?

funky penguin wrote:

Punch em in the nose.

Just to be safe, combine the two.

pwd

Kernel wrote:

Hmm... I'm guessing you've never been with a woman.
:rolleyes:

i'm guesing you have no sense of humour.

Tiffany

padser wrote:

What should u do when they are playing hard to get??????????

It probably means she wouldn't touch you with a 50-foot pole.

PullMyFinger!

mad m wrote:

Only count to 10 instead of 100, then look through hands and see where she went...

lol

Kernel

pwd wrote:

i'm guesing you have no sense of humour.

Why, did you say something funny? I must have missed that.... :rolleyes:

pwd

you annoy me a lot.
much as I loathe to dignify you with a response; I've been with girls more beautiful than any who will ever let you touch them.
Now
kernel -> ignore

Zombienosh

now now girls, play nice.

Tazzle

hmm, what's that gathering card again

JimboPope

And another thread goes down the ****ter

Otacon

Keep it alive! KEEP IT ALIVE!!!!

20 milligrams of humour! STAT!

Sleepy

If she's genuinely playing hard to get instead of just not interested (you'll have to figure this one out yourself) sweep her off her feet with some romantic gesture or other. If you don't know how to do this, you're a lost cause.

BlitzKrieg

padser wrote:

What should u do when they are playing hard to get??????????

use these

padser

yeah bearing in mind the restraining order carries quite a hefty prison sentence if broken, and also the whole 'consent' thing is really difficult to get .


i think all in all ill go with rohyipnol. Any ideas on where i can buy some???

Firewalkwithme

Here's what you do.

Seat your target girl on a plastic chair and talk to her. If she begins to slide off the chair, she wants 'it'.

It's a scientific fact.

monkeyfudge

How old is this girl?

Perhaps the latest Yu Gi Oh trading cards will work better than rohypnol.

D

lol

--Kaiser--

Despatch wrote:

Here's what you do.

Seat your target girl on a plastic chair and talk to her. If she begins to slide off the chair, she wants 'it'.

It's a scientific fact.

LMGAO!!!!:D

Adam

Touch her love.

Once they pop they just cant stop!

The Sweeper

When you see her leave with your mate.

elexes

keep telling yourself no me yes and yes means omfg yes

punch her in the face isnt a good ida imo

across the back of the head works better she would be out cold then

AARRRGH

Just remember, no always means yes.

Adam

"It wasn't rape your honour, she said no!!!"

:rolleyes:

irlirishkev

"playing hard to get" = playing mind games.

Go snog someone else who isn't trying to mess up your head..

hard to get... :rolleyes:

Mossy Monk

why not ask her. then you will know

the worst that can happen is "**** off you creep"

funky penguin

Despatch wrote:

Here's what you do.

Seat your target girl on a plastic chair and talk to her. If she begins to slide off the chair, she wants 'it'.

It's a scientific fact.

It's like when you throw her in a lake. If she drowns, she wanted you, if she flies into the air with a broomstick then shes a lesbian.

Adam

funky penguin wrote:

It's like when you throw her in a lake. If she drowns, she wanted you, if she flies into the air with a broomstick then shes a lesbian.

Alternatively, keep an eye out for slug trails!

/me gets coat and leaves

DrIndy

find out where she lives.....

landser

what you need is one of those teasers they use in the stud farm industry. save you wasting your time on a woman who clearly isn't in heat. get some chav to see if the wench is on for it. if she's gamey, pull him away at the last moment and move in. Ah, if coupling was only so effortless

If i belived in reincarnation (or Santa, it's all fairystories anyway) i'd say that you'd want to have been a complete cnut in a former life to come back as a teaser

crazy angel

get her drunk.....if it doesnt work then just give up!

Winters

crazy angel wrote:

get her drunk.....if it doesnt work then just give up!

'Cos if she aint gonna do you when she's drunk. She aint gonna do you period

Buy her some frosties, and if she says no well...

funky penguin

...then she's not that grrrrrrrrrreat!

Adam

funky penguin wrote:

...then she's not that grrrrrrrrrreat!

*chorus of groans*

...that was terrible! :rolleyes:

Kernel

pwd wrote:

you annoy me a lot.
much as I loathe to dignify you with a response; I've been with girls more beautiful than any who will ever let you touch them.
Now
kernel -> ignore

Well maybe you have and maybe you haven't, I don't presume to know, but one thing is for sure, you don't know how to be a gentleman with a girl.

Tar.Aldarion

*puts on woddy allen accent* that was terrrrible.

funky penguin

fade_to_grey wrote:

*chorus of groans*

...that was terrible! :rolleyes:

Keep that up and your not getting your legend sub forum.