So crap its good...

Dooid

What films do you love despite them actually being complete crap. :eek: For example The Serpent and the Rainbow by Wes Craven, total crap but I've seen it a million times just can't beat a nail through the scrotum for lastability; Ace Ventura 2 is another I just love but its total cack.

Playboy

Rocky 4
Freddy got fingered
Gigli

Bri

Freddy got fingered

Karl Hungus

Jason X

It's just incredibly bad, but so loveable.

Hugh Hefner

Same for Freedy Vs. Jason.

I assume the Leprechaun series falls into this category. I haven't actually seen any so...

Starship Troopers (unisex showers )!

Patricide

yea definatly the lapracaun films and freddy got fingered,

pwd

american beauty, fight club, the good the bad and the ugly, american history x, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, the godfather 1 and 2, rocky 1

OfflerCrocGod

pwd wrote:

american beauty, fight club, the good the bad and the ugly, american history x, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, the godfather 1 and 2, rocky 1

You obviously don't understand the word "crap".

Pen0s

pwd wrote:

american beauty, fight club, the good the bad and the ugly, american history x, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, the godfather 1 and 2, rocky 1

omg

BLASPHEMY

eggshapedfred

anything with Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Dammit. pure cheese!

Dooid

Van Damme has some truly great crap classics, Double Impact rates pretty high for me, I believe it has the worst sex scene ever filmed. PWD what are you on about sure you don't want to add Psycho, Citizen Kane and Blue Velvet to the list! Oh Seagal is a genius, you just can't get any worse than his final line in... what was that ****e film on the boat with yer wan from baywatch..anyway you know the one where at the end he says 'I'll show you a move!'

pwd

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

You obviously don't understand the word "crap".

it's a type of fish

sailorboy

european vacation and all them other ones they made.


do you like my new sig by the way lol

krinpit

"The Boy in the Bubble" and "The Breakfast Club"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Plan 9 from outer space... excellent film

www.badmovies.org

aodh_rua

erm - The Avengers

SparkyLarks

Flash Gordon, theone with the queen sound track classic

deedee lepoopoo

Tango & Cash

magpie

Lord of the Rings

Abdiel

"Plan 9 from Outer Space" or nearly any other Ed Wood film.

Maybe Dario Argento's "Phenomena" - early Jennifer Connelly film as well.

LoneGunM@n

Under Siege & Howard the Duck [which I managed to get on eBay in Region0]

Dooid

Thats the one, Under Siege! Gotta agree with Tango and Cash and Flash Gordon. WTF are u on about the Lord of the Rings for, I hope u mean the animated movie! What about Tremors, gloriously terrible.

Retr0gamer

Leprachaun 4: In space

I'm sorry but Freddy got Fingered was so bad it was painful for me.

TOPDAWG

DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?
total no brainer but sheer class!!

Makaveli

Dooid wrote:

What about Tremors, gloriously terrible.

What are you talking about? Tremors isn't so bad it's good, it's a classic outright.

gre_soul

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, still its better than dude wheres my car!

Pen0s

sailorboy wrote:

european vacation and all them other ones they made.


do you like my new sig by the way lol

hahahaah

that sig is brilliant

lmfao!!!!

i just got some funny looks from work colleagues for laughin so loud!

tman

LoneGunM@n wrote:

Under Siege & Howard the Duck [which I managed to get on eBay in Region0]

man i'd love a copy of howard the duck
i had it on audiobook as a yungun. always wondered what the film version was like...

BlitzKrieg

tremors is not crap..it is one of the all time greats in my books.

ShevY

Commando

Arnie:

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast"

"Let off some steam" after impailing bennidct with a steam pipe.

"Dont disturb my friend. He's dead tired"

"Remember when i said i would kill you last?...I lied"

Pigman II

Transformers: The Movie.

"'Til all are one!"

ShevY

ShevY wrote:

Commando

I was wondering if someone was going to mention it! Well done old bean.

I think its fair to add most Arnie films to the lists, especially Erasor (grapping with a croc?). Saying that I love true lies, and not just for the cheese...

radiospan

Batman: The Movie (1966)

So funny!

Patricide

o i just saw the worst piece of cheese the last day i think it was called hangmans curse,really low budget in every respect but i couldnt help but love it.

fun bus

Van Damme- Kickboxer. Its like a two hour ad for the thailand tourism industry, but its so essentially 80's that you gotta love it!

uberpixie

Last action hero.

almostagassi

ShevY wrote:

Commando

Arnie:

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast"

"Let off some steam" after impailing bennidct with a steam pipe.

"Dont disturb my friend. He's dead tired"

"Remember when i said i would kill you last?...I lied"

how this only was recognised in the second page of this thread is beyond me.

i love the bit in the shoppingcentre when about fifty security guards run at him and he beats them all. what kind of shoppingcentre has fifty security guards.

best film ever

pickarooney

Streetfighter ?
Or was that just so godawfully terrible it was great that it ended, I'm not sure.

Fysh

Surely all arnie films qualify?

I should also include "Dagon" and "Reanimator" here as well as the 1st Friday 13th.

Pigman II

Fysh wrote:

Surely all arnie films qualify?

Almost,
but I wouldn't bundle Terminator 2 in with all the other Arnie films. That's a classic movie in it's own right that still looks as fresh today as it did 14 years ago IMHO.

koneko

Hackers

If you're into PCs, get drunk and watch it. It's just so damn bad.

monkeyfudge

What about The Stuff...? it's about a yogurt that comes to life and moves about in your fridge and takes over your mind.

Oh.. and the 2 Troll movies are really bad too.. but still very funny...

All the old Godzilla films are great to watch for the same reason... he's fought some really dopey monsters over the years... and had to endure some of the most poorly concieved alien invasion plans of all time.

QC

The One-Armed Boxer.
Possibly the most entertainingly bad film I've ever seen.

... Although I still have that copy of "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter" that I haven't had a chance to watch yet.

pickarooney

koneko wrote:

Hackers

If you're into PCs, get drunk and watch it. It's just so damn bad.

Yeah, but its so-bad-it's-good flag is overridden by its crap-film-made-watchable-by-überhoney property. But maybe only for blokes.

garred

No retreat no surrender, watched it about 10 times.

Fysh

QC wrote:

The One-Armed Boxer.
Possibly the most entertainingly bad film I've ever seen.

Now now, the crapness of One Armed Boxer is actually surpassed with some margin by One Armed Boxer 2 : No Armed Boxer (or whatever its subtitle actually was). I never thought I'd see a b-movie sequel out-crappify the original so spectacularly. Especially not one with the kind of dodgy stop-animation effects that OAB1 had.

I've just remembered the hideous "horror" film 976-Evil. Ugh. Amusingly terrible chiefly because of the way it clearly rips off the Freddy films, which had absolutely nothing to do with Robert Englund directing it. Oh no. Entirely coincidence, honest.

QC

One Armed Boxer 2 : The Flying Guillotine is it's name.
I've seen it, and it truly is crap, but I didn't find it quite as enteraining as OAB1.
Although the Flying Guillotine itself (a sort of hat on a chain that the user could cut peoples heads off with), is quite bizzarre.

Kone

They Live!

A cheesy classic!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

nlgbbbblth

krinpit wrote:

"The Boy in the Bubble" and "The Breakfast Club"

Breakfast Club is great

Boy In The Bubble - ever see the Boy In The Plastic Bubble. 1976 TVM with John Travolta. Classic!

Larianne

Yeah, The breakfast Club

Kindergarten Cop & Commando. ya gotta love those films even though they're crap.

Others will come to me, give me a sec..

Creature

Surely it has got to be Commando. I mean his name in it is John Matrix and he battles the evil, Australian, chain-mail wearing Freddie Mercury ffs!

For everyone who can appreciate the special type of hilarity that only Commando delivers go here.