What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

kittenkiller

What's the dumbest thing you've done while under the affluence of incohol?



I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

Actually I TWICE tried it!

Failed miserably the 1st time & had something to prove the 2nd!

The skip was full of broken bricks.




& i'm a GIRL!!!!


Don't know & don't want to know what happened the photo's!

Thankfully, i wasn't THIS bad...

Zoned

So Kittenkiller what did you do last night?? :rolleyes:
are you looking for people to come up with worse than you.

The worst thing i did was get sober....
:eek:

StupidLikeAFox

I decided to have a competition with my friend to see who could punch a metal door to make the loudest noise. Left a nice cut and a damn sore hand for about a week after







i won though

Guy:Incognito

kittenkiller wrote:

What's the dumbest thing you've done while under the affluence of incohol?

What is this new substance? can I try?

kittenkiller wrote:

I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

Actually I TWICE tried it!

Failed miserably the 1st time & had something to prove the 2nd!

The skip was full of broken bricks.
& i'm a GIRL!!!!

Classy.

Guy:Incognito

ColHol wrote:

I decided to have a competition with my friend to see who could punch a metal door to make the loudest noise. Left a nice cut and a damn sore hand for about a week after
i won though

Did you use an internationally accredited electronic measuring device? If not, I'd like to challenge the result.

Ron DMC

kittenkiller wrote:

I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

What was a vegetable saleman doing there at that time of night??

Winters

a/s/l kittenkiller?

Jumping off Ro: Maaan's roof several times tbh. But thats only the stuff I can remember.

kittenkiller

My friend tends to challenge himself to 1 man jack-ass-a-thons!
Most of which end up with him punching mirrors or jumping into wheelie bins!

Hmmmm... Taking a leek...
As opposed to taking a leak...
Hmmmmmmmm....

Sounds like fun when himself's out of town!


& yes yes yes I AM a ker-lasy lassy!

james_d_23

well,i do the most stupid things ever when drinking,for instance last night i was supposed to go to see the go! team in the village all the way from letterknny in co Donegal... but unfortunatly i drank a lot of vodka,got kicked out of my hostel for punching a window for no reason during a normal conversation with a friend.. also my hand hurts,then i went to the village and didnt get in cos i was too drunk,sold my ticket then tried to get back in later,lost my phone and my friends phone,ripped my jeans,got lost in the city centre for a while and then set off the fire alarm on the burger king on o'connell street,all of which i only know because my friends told me....

wish i could say that this is the first time things like this have happened.. it happens alot...

gonna try to not drink for a while now..

*Angel*

Well I did end up puking my guts out and then passing out at my own party .

NeMiSiS

Pissed meself **** meself, had sex with women i hate, fell asleep in a ditch, puked all over my friends wall (was red wine.. looked like massive blood stains), fell over two tables.. a chair.. puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes.. walked home 3 miles.. while walking home met me granny locked.. puked in a limo.. christ I dunno.. I'l post more when I'm sober.
TK

StupidLikeAFox

NeMiSiS wrote:

Pissed meself **** meself, had sex with women i hate, fell asleep in a ditch, puked all over my friends wall (was red wine.. looked like massive blood stains), fell over two tables.. a chair.. puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes.. walked home 3 miles.. while walking home met me granny locked.. puked in a limo.. christ I dunno.. I'l post more when I'm sober.
TK

And all before you got to the pub....

I also have a few bad experiences with getting sick in places i shouldnt.

ExOffender

Ask JimEatsMenu heheheh...

kittenkiller

I tried to get sick out my bedroom window once.
It's 6ft off the ground (I am NOT), there's a wee little table with a lamp on it against it & it only opens about 4 inches.

It was messy, VERY messy!

Winters

I fell asleep on O'Connell street before for an hour or so.

The Free Man

Winters wrote:

Jumping off Ro: Maaan's roof several times tbh. But thats only the stuff I can remember.

lol
that just reminded me of doing ghosties off my friends roof on a pushbike....in the wee hours


......ahhhh those were the days

funky penguin

My friend kept buying shots of sambuca, and I kept throwing them on the floor. Poor chap spent a fortune.

Another friend mistook my mothers wardrobe for the en suite one night at a house party. Tried to dry it with a hair drier, but the lead wasnt long enough.

Ro: maaan!

Kept drinking tbh. It's always a bad idea when you're already locked. Fell asleep in a garden and got sick on myself while asleep. Jumped into a wheelie bin head first, breaking my phone, and leaving me stuck there for about 5 minutes before someone came to my aid. Randomly threw a glass without really looking where only narrowly missing someone's head. Broke a chair, and a table while jumping around to Take Me Out. Though that was also kinda Jimeatsmenu's fault. Jumped off that roof too...

kittenkiller

NeMiSiS wrote:

puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes..

And this is the result...

funky penguin

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Take Me Out.

Great song. You have to jump around to it really.

The Free Man

kittenkiller wrote:

And this is the result...

filth.


i remember years ago my bro coming in locked, i'd be in bed, and he'd just open the door and stand there for ages! like a zombie from resi evil!

itchy....tasty.....

Ro: maaan!

The Free Man wrote:

itchy....tasty.....

Aw! Itchy tasty, best bit of that game. I loved those journals...

Winters

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Jumped off that roof too...

Twas a good roof for jumping, it twas.

Ro: maaan!

Winters wrote:

Twas a good roof for jumping, it twas.

And we'll do it again!

funky penguin

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Aw! Itchy tasty, best bit of that game. I loved those journals...

"Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty".

Best computer game script ever.

kittenkiller

I wanna jump off the roof too!

rugbug86

i've done all that, with the exception of trying to pee in a skip... also woke up in the boot of a car... fun times. got kicked out of the irish film centre for having sex with a random stranger aswell. that was more funny then anything. went skinny dipping for a dare, stole a pedaloe and got woken up by the albanian coast guard who thought i was trying to get into his country illegally. turned a garden hose onto my friend, while she was peeing. that was more funny that anything. but i better stop talking now! but have loads more of these, will post them when i remember! have video's of me twisted too. (taken off my mothers phone!)

i'm a Klassy Burd - Capital K for classy, small u for burd

*edit
during the european elections i stole my friends bike and cycled along an un-named road trying to take posters down. that was hil-harious.

condra

1] try to **** cars
2] skrewd a couple of mooses
3] too much drugs
4] rang people, text people

come to think of it ull prbly get a lot of similar answers.- apart from the shaggin a car thing..- im over it now..

RuggieBear

fell asleep at a bustop in Kings cross (kinda red lighty district of Sydney) on St Stephens' night.....was woken up by some punter at a bus stop shouting "is this the bus to circular quay" at 7am... Still had my wallet, phone and hadn't been raped....all good

Hester

This thread makes me feel so much better about my own embarrassing drunken experiences

I think the worst I've done is puked on people (mainly myself) and fallen asleep in public places - luckily my friends were good enough not to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state, apart from taking photos (damn those camera phones!) Hmm, and there was that time I spent a large portion of the night trying to climb into a wardrobe, convinced it was the door out of the bedroom

Agent Smith

ended up in another country....




serriously

ApeXaviour

Agreed to let myself get waxed. Decided that knocking back half a bottle of pernod would "ease the pain" (drunken logic).

**Scene Missing**

I was reliably informed (by my mates catching it on video) that I was coaxed into having this wax done wearing only a jock-strap. Pulling a fit cos they were ripping the wax off without warning, running out of the house and down the street. Being carried back kicking and screaming. I then proceeded to puke in the sink, fall backwards against these shelves then cry in the corner burbling about my ex-girlfriend. Again I was still scantily clad in said jockstrap and had some red bare strips across my chest.

Not one of my best moments..

Pet

Heh.

Nothing too exciting, just lots of being a mouthy aggressive small guy to bemused rugby players (I really need someone around when I'm drunk or I'd get the **** kicked out of me), getting the wrong bus home and ending up in Cavan, and lyingon my back in a puddle of my own puke in a field. Classy.

Baffled

Fell out of a toilet cubicle trying to have drunken kinky sex and broke my arm. The door lock wasnt that strong! F***in hurt like hell. Didnt know what to tell the parents the next day, so I just told them I fell off a footpath. Crap, I know.

Lump

Least the original poster isn't as bad as Paula Radcliff. Stopping half way through the london marathon, dropping her pants and having a píss on the side of the road.... not wiping and then carrying on with teh race.

Now that is classy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005173069,,00.html


John

D

my eyes!

Ruadan

i tend to get loud, abrasive, (more) opinionated, preachy, and quite often naked.

reecently puked all over a friends gaff, but the stupedest thing i've ever done was probably drinking large volumes of my own pee in a macho self destructive competitionn thinng.

ooh, i was dehydrated in the morning.

seamus

Lump wrote:

Least the original poster isn't as bad as Paula Radcliff. Stopping half way through the london marathon, dropping her pants and having a píss on the side of the road.... not wiping and then carrying on with teh race.

Now that is classy.

Happens all the time with professional atheletes. They're human too, and running for a few hours at a time means they're still producing piss. It's not like she can just run into the nearest toilet and take her time. Most of the time, they just don't show/catch it on camera.

The Sun just decided it would be its usual moronic self and highlight it. :rolleyes:

Jonny Arson

Well on Thursday in Doyles i lost my bag with all of my lecture notes, folders and a cd player! Thank god some wonderful lady found my bag and I'm getting it back later today!

anna20

tried to jump over one of those really high post boxes.i was in a skirt which prob wasnt a good idea but it didnt help when my friend, who was supposed to catch me let me go!!!!!

Lump

seamus wrote:

Happens all the time with professional atheletes. They're human too, and running for a few hours at a time means they're still producing piss. It's not like she can just run into the nearest toilet and take her time. Most of the time, they just don't show/catch it on camera.

The Sun just decided it would be its usual moronic self and highlight it. :rolleyes:

She was only running 2 hours.

John

Blisterman

I went Streaking in the park. Luckily noone who wasn't at the party saw me.

LoneGunM@n

I was at a friends 21st in the Thomas Davis Club in Tallaght & proceeded to get absolutely hammered ... was so drunk I decided I'd smoke a cigar & forgot not to inhale!!

About 10 mins later I started to stumble to the toilet to puke, but only made it to the door out for the function room & puked all over the inside of the door, just as they were bringing in the birthday cake .... I haven't seen my friend since

ApeXaviour

LoneGunM@n wrote:

was so drunk I decided I'd smoke a cigar & forgot not to inhale!!

Edit: Whoops nm.. misread

Ro: maaan!

ApeXaviour wrote:

You don't generally inhale cigars..

Think that was his point.

Ro: maaan!

Ruadan wrote:

the stupedest thing i've ever done was probably drinking large volumes of my own pee in a macho self destructive competitionn

Christ. Hope it was for money...

monkeyfudge

I once booked flights to an obscure part of Mexico while drunk. Cost over €800. I still went though.. it wasn't too bad....

But I've since given up drinking absinthe and taking my credit card with me on drinking sessions....

arbeitsscheuer

Tried to rob all the 24/7 shops in the city centre... At about 6 in the morning...

Knew it was time to stop when the cornetto I'd shoved down my cacks began to melt... :rolleyes:

conformist

i once cut off my erect penis and jammed it up my ass


i wasnt drunk though

Pighead

The dumbest thing i've done while drunk?
That would have to be a girl called sheila back in 97 at a housewarming party in the outskirts of lovely limerick city.
The girl was so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone,if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

SeanPuddin

....brought a cork girl back to my appartment... bad experience