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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

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  • 17-04-2005 10:30pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭


    What's the dumbest thing you've done while under the affluence of incohol?



    I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

    Actually I TWICE tried it!

    Failed miserably the 1st time & had something to prove the 2nd!

    The skip was full of broken bricks.




    & i'm a GIRL!!!!


    Don't know & don't want to know what happened the photo's!

    Thankfully, i wasn't THIS bad...

    drunk-day_after4.jpg
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Zoned


    So Kittenkiller what did you do last night?? :rolleyes:
    are you looking for people to come up with worse than you.

    The worst thing i did was get sober....
    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,704 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I decided to have a competition with my friend to see who could punch a metal door to make the loudest noise. Left a nice cut and a damn sore hand for about a week after







    i won though


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    What's the dumbest thing you've done while under the affluence of incohol?

    What is this new substance? can I try?


    I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

    Actually I TWICE tried it!

    Failed miserably the 1st time & had something to prove the 2nd!

    The skip was full of broken bricks.
    & i'm a GIRL!!!!


    Classy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    ColHol wrote:
    I decided to have a competition with my friend to see who could punch a metal door to make the loudest noise. Left a nice cut and a damn sore hand for about a week after
    i won though

    Did you use an internationally accredited electronic measuring device? If not, I'd like to challenge the result.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    I once tried to take a leek in a skip off harcourt street at around 11 at night.

    What was a vegetable saleman doing there at that time of night??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    a/s/l kittenkiller? ;)

    Jumping off Ro: Maaan's roof several times tbh. But thats only the stuff I can remember.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    My friend tends to challenge himself to 1 man jack-ass-a-thons!
    Most of which end up with him punching mirrors or jumping into wheelie bins!

    Hmmmm... Taking a leek...
    As opposed to taking a leak...
    Hmmmmmmmm....

    Sounds like fun when himself's out of town!


    & yes yes yes I AM a ker-lasy lassy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 james_d_23


    well,i do the most stupid things ever when drinking,for instance last night i was supposed to go to see the go! team in the village all the way from letterknny in co Donegal... but unfortunatly i drank a lot of vodka,got kicked out of my hostel for punching a window for no reason during a normal conversation with a friend.. also my hand hurts,then i went to the village and didnt get in cos i was too drunk,sold my ticket then tried to get back in later,lost my phone and my friends phone,ripped my jeans,got lost in the city centre for a while and then set off the fire alarm on the burger king on o'connell street,all of which i only know because my friends told me....

    wish i could say that this is the first time things like this have happened.. it happens alot...

    gonna try to not drink for a while now..


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    Well I did end up puking my guts out and then passing out at my own party :o .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭NeMiSiS


    Pissed meself **** meself, had sex with women i hate, fell asleep in a ditch, puked all over my friends wall (was red wine.. looked like massive blood stains), fell over two tables.. a chair.. puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes.. walked home 3 miles.. while walking home met me granny locked.. puked in a limo.. christ I dunno.. I'l post more when I'm sober.
    TK


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,704 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    NeMiSiS wrote:
    Pissed meself **** meself, had sex with women i hate, fell asleep in a ditch, puked all over my friends wall (was red wine.. looked like massive blood stains), fell over two tables.. a chair.. puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes.. walked home 3 miles.. while walking home met me granny locked.. puked in a limo.. christ I dunno.. I'l post more when I'm sober.
    TK
    And all before you got to the pub.... :D:D

    I also have a few bad experiences with getting sick in places i shouldnt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭ExOffender


    Ask JimEatsMenu heheheh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I tried to get sick out my bedroom window once.
    It's 6ft off the ground (I am NOT), there's a wee little table with a lamp on it against it & it only opens about 4 inches.

    It was messy, VERY messy!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    I fell asleep on O'Connell street before for an hour or so.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    Winters wrote:
    Jumping off Ro: Maaan's roof several times tbh. But thats only the stuff I can remember.



    lol
    that just reminded me of doing ghosties off my friends roof on a pushbike....in the wee hours


    ......ahhhh those were the days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    My friend kept buying shots of sambuca, and I kept throwing them on the floor. Poor chap spent a fortune.

    Another friend mistook my mothers wardrobe for the en suite one night at a house party. Tried to dry it with a hair drier, but the lead wasnt long enough.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Kept drinking tbh. It's always a bad idea when you're already locked. Fell asleep in a garden and got sick on myself while asleep. Jumped into a wheelie bin head first, breaking my phone, and leaving me stuck there for about 5 minutes before someone came to my aid. Randomly threw a glass without really looking where only narrowly missing someone's head. Broke a chair, and a table while jumping around to Take Me Out. Though that was also kinda Jimeatsmenu's fault. Jumped off that roof too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    NeMiSiS wrote:
    puked on the floor the jacks.. me clothes..
    And this is the result...

    drunkard.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ro: maaan! wrote:
    Take Me Out.

    Great song. You have to jump around to it really.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    And this is the result...

    drunkard.jpg



    filth.


    i remember years ago my bro coming in locked, i'd be in bed, and he'd just open the door and stand there for ages! like a zombie from resi evil!

    itchy....tasty.....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    itchy....tasty.....
    Aw! Itchy tasty, best bit of that game. I loved those journals...


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Ro: maaan! wrote:
    Jumped off that roof too...

    Twas a good roof for jumping, it twas.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Winters wrote:
    Twas a good roof for jumping, it twas.
    And we'll do it again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ro: maaan! wrote:
    Aw! Itchy tasty, best bit of that game. I loved those journals...


    "Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty".

    Best computer game script ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I wanna jump off the roof too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    i've done all that, with the exception of trying to pee in a skip... also woke up in the boot of a car... fun times. got kicked out of the irish film centre for having sex with a random stranger aswell. that was more funny then anything. went skinny dipping for a dare, stole a pedaloe and got woken up by the albanian coast guard who thought i was trying to get into his country illegally. turned a garden hose onto my friend, while she was peeing. that was more funny that anything. but i better stop talking now! but have loads more of these, will post them when i remember! have video's of me twisted too. (taken off my mothers phone!)

    i'm a Klassy Burd - Capital K for classy, small u for burd :D

    *edit
    during the european elections i stole my friends bike and cycled along an un-named road trying to take posters down. that was hil-harious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭condra


    1] try to **** cars
    2] skrewd a couple of mooses
    3] too much drugs
    4] rang people, text people

    come to think of it ull prbly get a lot of similar answers.- apart from the shaggin a car thing..- im over it now..


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    fell asleep at a bustop in Kings cross (kinda red lighty district of Sydney) on St Stephens' night.....was woken up by some punter at a bus stop shouting "is this the bus to circular quay" at 7am... Still had my wallet, phone and hadn't been raped....all good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Hester


    This thread makes me feel so much better about my own embarrassing drunken experiences :p

    I think the worst I've done is puked on people (mainly myself) and fallen asleep in public places - luckily my friends were good enough not to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state, apart from taking photos (damn those camera phones!) Hmm, and there was that time I spent a large portion of the night trying to climb into a wardrobe, convinced it was the door out of the bedroom :o


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    ended up in another country....




    serriously


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