Britney announces pregnancy

idontknowmyname

Well that was the worst kept secret ever...........................

The General

link?

idontknowmyname

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20050412/ap_on_en_mu/people_britney_spears

Victor

Is she actually still married, out of curiousity?

Agent Smith

Dirty Slapper





( yes i still would)

aidan_walsh

"Britney told journalists 'We didn't think it would happen if you did it standing up, but we were wrong'"...

Infini

Wow, trailor trash is pregnant. Whatever. :rolleyes:

Kevin_rc_ie

Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together. Her publicist, Sonia Muckle, confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but refused to provide additional details

I'm genuinely happy for her and her husband and i hope her pregnancy and the birth goes well. I've nothing against this girl. If it's a boy I hope he's called Kevin II.

aidan_walsh

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

I'm genuinely happy for her and her husband and i hope her pregnancy and the birth goes well. I've nothing against this girl. If it's a boy I hope he's called Kevin II.

Pff... Bloody Kevin groupies...

*Angel*

idontknowmyname wrote:

Well that was the worst kept secret ever...........................

Yeah, it's not like she did much to cover herself up...

fade2black

I think they'll call the child Neptune. I've got nothing to base this on.

Banjo013

Oops she did it again .....

I always thought she only ever had sex once and didn't like it ??!

Dirty cow ..... so she wasn't lieing when she said she wasn't that innocent !

tubey

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-47,GGLD:en&q=Britney+Spears%2B+abstinence

lol

seamus

And Millions of men's dreams are shattered.

Not mine. Bimbo.

OY

seamus wrote:

And Millions of men's dreams are shattered.

Not mine. Bimbo.

um... i think that millions of mens dreams were shattered a long time ago. She has not exactly been attractive for a long time. Every picture of her is stuffing her face with Cheetos and just being trashy. She is like the Courtney Love of the Pop World.
Yuck!

Stench Blossoms

and here was me just thiinkin that she was gettin fat!

Tobias Greeshman

She's lost all sex appeal in my eyes, Britney I hope your happy now!

BolBill

I'm the father.

Mossy Monk

dirty skank

media whore

slapper

media whore

ugly

media whore

tries to be controversial

media whore

needs publicity to give her failing career a boost

media whore

MrJoeSoap

Never heard of her

Shabadu

Do ye reckon she'll breast feed?

Deadwing

/me jumps on a fast bike and legs it

child support me arse!

pwd

the baby's horns will rip her apart

that woman makes tinkers seem classy. And she is one of the most spoilt little bitches on the planet.

Excuse me while I vomit copiously

TerrorFirmer

tubey wrote:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-47,GGLD:en&q=Britney+Spears%2B+abstinence

lol

Hahahaha....nice one

Apart from that, who really cares anymore anyway?

As is the fashion they'll probably call it something that will no doubt give it hassle later on in life :

I think - something like -

I think they'll call the child Neptune. I've got nothing to base this on.

Yeh, that'll be the one...

NeMiSiS

Aww.. now she is TOTALLY off the market.. and all I got to do was put my pinky into her huge gaping vagina..

Tom

Tiffany

Those of you (males) who call her a slag, I have no doubts that if she walked into your bedroom in her birthday suit you'd dive on her.

bopper

Well done to her. I think it's disgusting the names the people are calling her. The girl is pregnant with her husbands child. How is that skanky?

Sarky

Britney who?

Shabadu

Britney Malone from Cabra. We're all shocked because she got pregnant in wedlock.

Nasty_Girl

My evil side says she's not pregnant at all, tis just attention seeking anyhoo if she is I hope she keeps that kid out of the limelight instead of honking it around like a dog in her handbag.

pwd wrote:

the baby's horns will rip her apart

that woman makes tinkers seem classy. And she is one of the most spoilt little bitches on the planet.

Excuse me while I vomit copiously

Funniest post ever

Hobbes

anyone tried morphing the faces yet?

Con9903

so when is she calving?

Nasty_Girl

Hobbes wrote:

anyone tried morphing the faces yet?

this be the best I could do with no proper tools, makes me smile though

騎手

Hey guys, remember that Christina Aquilera is still unfertilised.

Con9903

It looks like the bastard child of leonardo dicaprio and johnny depp

Nasty_Girl

my pic or christina aguilera? Or neither

Armen Tanzarian

Is that Britney from Darndale, Ballymun or Fatima???, Must be about 12 each so far

angeldelight

One story I did think was quite funny though was that a journalist rang up Britney's publicist to ask bout the pregnancy and the publicist, or should that be now ex-publicist said "mother and daughter are doing fine", despite the fact Britney said she didn't wanna announce teh sex. Kinda thing I say and put my foot in it, just not usually as public...

Pighead

Unfortunately i can't speak about the pregnancy as my lawyers and her lawyers are still trashing out a deal over payments etc

but what i can say to the poster implying that britney spears only got pregnant as a P.R stunt is that YES YOU ARE CORRECT MY SON!

And heres some anagramatical proof i prepared earlier
BRITNEY SPEARS=BEST PR IN YEARS

BRITNEY SPEARS also =PRESBYTERIANS
but i'm still in the process of working out the significance of that one.
Have a good one BRITNEY SPEARS(=NIP YER BREASTS)(Just can't help myself)
BTW PIG=GIP.

nadir

she should have an abortion for the laugh.

Nasty_Girl

Ummmm dunno if thats funny but I def don't think she pregnant anyway

OY

Ummmm dunno if thats funny but I def don't think she pregnant anyway

Why not?

Nasty_Girl

tis jus a feelin

Shabadu

nadir wrote:

she should have an abortion for the laugh.

rofflefinity

Shabadu

nasty-girl wrote:

tis jus a feelin

Biggest rolleyes in the world, just for you.


There are publicity stunts, and then there are conspiracy-theory fueled members of the public.

The hospital she was in at the weekend confirmed she was in because she was suffering from slight haemmoraging due to the placenta seperating from her womb. It's not so serious though, quite common actually.

ando

agent smith wrote:

Dirty Slapper





( yes i still would)

Yes she is a little dirty slapper and yes I would also

Nasty_Girl

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Biggest rolleyes in the world, just for you.


There are publicity stunts, and then there are conspiracy-theory fueled members of the public.

Yes you're so right I'm a conspiracy nut! Out to ruin the poor girls life! OH OH some body stop me now before i have her out on the street and penniless!!

Shabadu

Nasty_Girl wrote:

Yes you're so right I'm a conspiracy nut! Out to ruin the poor girls life! OH OH some body stop me now before i have her out on the street and penniless!!

Wow. Your hilarious response has left me contrite and wordless. I see now, that you are surely right and Britney must not be pregnant.

By your complete avoidance of any point that I had made in relation to the proof of Britney's pregnancy you have truly put me in my place. Someone with such blind confidence in their own opinions as opposed to factual evidence must have mental capacities far beyond my own.

The way you have compared a remark I made about people obsessesed with contraversy and conspiracy, with your conclusion in which you say I meant you had the ability to ruin her with your accurate diagnosis of her phantom pregnancy is an example of debate at it's best.

I kneel before your superior ability to liberally pepper your articulate response with exclamation marks. I hope one day to have the wit to be able to reach that side of the keyboard.

Until my teeth have been fully cut in dealing with superior minds such as yourself on the internet, I shall stick with my approach of reason and full stops.

Kone

:rolleyes:

Nala

idontknowmyname wrote:

Well that was the worst kept secret ever...........................

I thought she was a virgin???
Britney you lied to us!!!

Pighead

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Wow. Your hilarious response has left me contrite and wordless. I see now, that you are surely right and Britney must not be pregnant.

By your complete avoidance of any point that I had made in relation to the proof of Britney's pregnancy you have truly put me in my place. Someone with such blind confidence in their own opinions as opposed to factual evidence must have mental capacities far beyond my own.

The way you have compared a remark I made about people obsessesed with contraversy and conspiracy, with your conclusion in which you say I meant you had the ability to ruin her with your accurate diagnosis of her phantom pregnancy is an example of debate at it's best.

I kneel before your superior ability to liberally pepper your articulate response with exclamation marks. I hope one day to have the wit to be able to reach that side of the keyboard.

Until my teeth have been fully cut in dealing with superior minds such as yourself on the internet, I shall stick with my approach of reason and full stops.

What a fantastic piece of writing.
I liked that