Sheep Shaggers?

Debyaka

Howrye!
I'm just wondering whats the craic with these sheep shaggers??
Why do they pick the sheep ahead of all the other animals?
Are sheep more attractive than say.... goats?
I dont understand people who want to have their wicked way with an animal..
I think its quite sick but do YOU know anybody who has been "involved" with an animal?
And was it a sheep??

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you are a foolish person.

Debyaka

Mordeth wrote:

you are a foolish person.

Whats your perference then??

tman

dogs, horses and dead eels are also popular, if animal farm is anything to go by...

Kernel

You know Debyaka, I've often wondered this... It could be the wool.. or the availability of sheep... or maybe they are more tractable than other wilder animals, which may be inclined to injure a person in their most delicate state.

Only a real man would try to have sex with a wild jaguar (not atari jaguar).....

Debyaka

Kernel wrote:

You know Debyaka, I've often wondered this... It could be the wool.. or the availability of sheep... or maybe they are more tractable than other wilder animals, which may be inclined to injure a person in their most delicate state.

Only a real man would try to have sex with a wild jaguar (not atari jaguar).....

This is a good point, Maybe this is the reason why people prefer sheep,
But what if you were to shoot the jaguar with some highly potent sedatives??

kittenkiller

In my drunkeness i have asked many the bogger/scot/welshman that very same question.
the answers i got varied from
'sheep need shepherds to keep them from the wolves/wild dogs intent on killing them, so while the sheperds were watching their flock by night they got around to playing strip poker & 1 thing led to another'
to
'but they're just so cute & cuddly & never manage to say no!'

men, eh!?!

Crash

i know of a guy who once admitted to very many people of giving a lickout to a cat.

Kernel

crash_000 wrote:

i know of a guy who once admitted to very many people of giving a lickout to a cat.

Awwww! Yuck! That is horrible!!! What the hell would make a person perform oral sex on a cat!?!? That's put me right off humans, that has!

kinkstr

Debyaka wrote:

This is a good point, Maybe this is the reason why people prefer sheep,
But what if you were to shoot the jaguar with some highly potent sedatives??

That would be classed as rape wouldnt it

azezil

Kernel wrote:

Awwww! Yuck! That is horrible!!! What the hell would make a person perform oral sex on a cat!?!? That's put me right off humans, that has!

more of a sheep person?

well ya see sheeps hind legs fit nicely into the wellies *nods knowingly*

tman

lets not forget how handy a pair of gloves with velcro pads can be...

Debyaka

kinkstr wrote:

That would be classed as rape wouldnt it

So your saying that if a sheep was not sedated it would not be classed as rape??
You really think an animal consents to being lashed out of it then yea??

Kernel

azezil wrote:

more of a sheep person?

well ya see sheeps hind legs fit nicely into the wellies *nods knowingly*

tman wrote:

lets not forget how handy a pair of gloves with velcro pads can be...

LOL, both sickos!

Debyaka

tman wrote:

lets not forget how handy a pair of gloves with velcro pads can be...

This is the kind of thing i mean ,where did all these storys come from?
Either somebody has a vivid imagination or they heard storys!!
Or maybe they were guilty themselves!!

Shrimp

Did anyone hear the like ringtone thats on phones, of the guy doing the sheep. It's pretty funny, normally I wouldn't find that humour funny, but this was..

tman

Shrimp wrote:

Did anyone hear the like ringtone thats on phones, of the guy doing the sheep. It's pretty funny, normally I wouldn't find that humour funny, but this was..

i never got my royalties for that

Simi

This is the kind of thing i mean ,where did all these storys come from?
Either somebody has a vivid imagination or they heard storys!!

There was the story that some guy was seen by a trainload of people somewhere in england getting down and dirty with a sheep. Can't remember where I heard it.

Shrimp

ah well, rest assured plenty of ppl use it to aid them in there quest for sexual enjoyment... emm.. yeah.. *cough*

Kernel

Simi wrote:

There was the story that some guy was seen by a trainload of people somewhere in england getting down and dirty with a sheep. Can't remember where I heard it.

hehe.. that was true. I remember reading it in the paper. Not sure if it was England or Ireland (or Wales or Scotland for that matter). But he was noticed by people on the train, and the police were called. From what I remember he was put on the sex offenders list!

Debyaka

tman wrote:

i never got my royalties for that

Dont tell me....Your either a donegal man or a meath man..
I hear they like sheep 'round them parts.

The_Bullman

along those lines...

who came up with the saying "as tight as a ducks ass" ? And what was he doing at the time to notice the tightness?

Kernel

The_Bullman wrote:

along those lines...

who came up with the saying "as tight as a ducks ass" ? And what was he doing at the time to notice the tightness?

Think that refers to the ducks arse being watertight... you're making me wonder about that cantonese crispy duck now, damn you!

DrIndy

kinkstr wrote:

That would be classed as rape wouldnt it

I think bestiality.

In certain middle eastern countries, it is legal to shag an animal so long as its female!

I think this really does happen and is much more than urban myth. Why sheep? A cow is a bit big ain't it? Dogs have teeth......

*must.... resist..... temptation..... to lower the tone of this thread!!!!*

Third_Echelon

Debyaka wrote:

Howrye!
I'm just wondering whats the craic with these sheep shaggers??
Why do they pick the sheep ahead of all the other animals?
Are sheep more attractive than say.... goats?
I dont understand people who want to have their wicked way with an animal..
I think its quite sick but do YOU know anybody who has been "involved" with an animal?
And was it a sheep??

Holy cr@p. I go away for a few days and the place goes to sh1t...

All in favour of banishing this Debyaka character to the cuckoo's nest say 'Aye'.... :eek:

OLDYELLAR

Its handier when your wearing a skirt because they dont hear your zipper and run away!

DrIndy

or a kilt!

OLDYELLAR

DrIndy wrote:

or a kilt!

Ou you`ve done this before
I heard about a guy who did a terrier , eww there was a disgusting video before with this guy givin a chicken some lashing!!it was disgusting!

DrIndy

animal farm and it had NOTHING to do with George Orwell....

OLDYELLAR

didnt some guy in england get caught on camera doing a goat too?

cartman

im sure its for insulation purposes