Date Crash!

Agent Smith · 25-03-2005 3:30pm #1

Thats right ladies, this man could be yours!

Crash is a 1st year Computer Science student right here in Trinity..

His Turn ons are:
computers,
leather jackets,
drinking in the pav

Turn offs
Arts students
su hacks
people who dont love CTYI

ladies, this man could be yours.....

*this post was brought to you by the "crash needs a date foundation"(tm)
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kaimera · 25-03-2005 3:32pm

solid.

ce mhead?

Kevin_rc_ie · 25-03-2005 3:33pm

i think this is a bad idea. anyway, this is my job AS get your own thing.

Crash · 25-03-2005 3:33pm

Joe you do realise that i'm going to get a lot of revenge for this? and i do mean a lot?

Also change the ****ing pic - i'm 16 in that

*goes to put up the sexeh pic :P

Kevin_rc_ie · 25-03-2005 3:35pm

i think it's a good pic. come on ladies step up step up.

Boston · 25-03-2005 3:36pm

You look better then.

neoB · 25-03-2005 3:38pm

OH me mememememememe

*looks around and snatches crash* seckssss

po0k · 25-03-2005 3:53pm

ApeXaviour · 25-03-2005 4:13pm

I approve..

25-03-2005 4:25pm

*cough* top the thread?

And I'm kinda curious how agent_smith got a pic of yourself in what looks like your bathroom.

Crash · 25-03-2005 4:30pm

haha, that is my bathroom. and i'm not wearing pants

25-03-2005 4:31pm

Now it makes perfect sense.

Boston · 25-03-2005 4:51pm

I know you've said oyur not interested in the past. But I know this nice cork Boy, lets call him Big D, who would be delighted.

Pet · 25-03-2005 5:24pm

crash_000 wrote:

haha, that is my bathroom. and i'm not wearing pants

You have that look about you alright.

DrIndy · 25-03-2005 7:36pm

Can I date crash?

Jim · 25-03-2005 7:51pm

I'd date him in the ear.

Boston · 25-03-2005 7:54pm

Hey crash have you you got around to laura yet? I figure your turn must be coming up soon. Tell me, does she remind you of Zoe?

Crash · 25-03-2005 8:17pm

...Zoe?

Boston · 25-03-2005 8:29pm

Count yourself lucky.

Kevin_rc_ie · 26-03-2005 1:04am

can i seDATe crash. hey boston and crash seem to know a lot of the same girls. ever had a threesome together guys?

Crash · 26-03-2005 2:01am

Its only gay if the balls touch.

Boston · 26-03-2005 8:33am

Well remember that one time in that hotel room with the stripper crash. God she was so bored, we really should have paid her some attention.

Evilution · 26-03-2005 8:52am

agent smith wrote:

Who the hell is this???? What a dork!!!!!

Boston · 26-03-2005 9:42am

As the title says, it's crash.

Plunky · 26-03-2005 12:11pm

Is that a printer over your left shoulder? In your bathroom?

ApeXaviour · 26-03-2005 12:21pm

Not in his bathroom. See the door? In the real world we use them to "seperate" rooms..

Plunky · 26-03-2005 12:42pm

crash_000 wrote:

haha, that is my bathroom. and i'm not wearing pants

...Nuff said!

ApeXaviour · 26-03-2005 1:08pm

Oh he is in his bathroom, but said printer isn't I'm afraid.

LOOK.. shower/shampoo on one side of door. Printer on other in background/other room.

I thought you were a trinity student?

BENJIspendlove · 26-03-2005 2:23pm

thats a mircowave/washing machine or somethin in the door to the left

ApeXaviour · 26-03-2005 2:33pm

Its A Freakin Shower You Mup*et!

Nietzschean · 26-03-2005 5:38pm

ApeXaviour wrote:

Its A Freakin Shower You Mup*et!

well said.

Pet · 26-03-2005 9:28pm

ApeXaviour wrote:

Not in his bathroom. See the door? In the real world we use them to "seperate" rooms..

LOL, yeah.

Notice what looks like a skin-suit hanging on the shower rail!?

ApeXaviour · 27-03-2005 3:04am

Pet wrote:

LOL, yeah.

Notice what looks like a skin-suit hanging on the shower rail!?

Not a towel?

Mr. 000.. We need arbitration!

I'm locked

Pet · 28-03-2005 1:24am

It looks like a skin suit..

BENJIspendlove · 28-03-2005 2:19pm

and he really wants a date this way too, ApeXaviour

sarcasm award goes to ApeXaviour .......

also

Its A Freakin "towel" You Mup*ets!...

Crash · 28-03-2005 3:42pm

Its the ****ing shower curtain. also, await the thread entitled "Agent Smith gets Neutered" - it will have accompanying video. :P

ApeXaviour · 28-03-2005 4:22pm

BENJIspendlove wrote:

and he really wants a date this way too, ApeXaviour

sarcasm award goes to ApeXaviour .......

also

Its A Freakin "towel" You Mup*ets!...

Listen, either be coherent or shut up..

Agent Smith · 28-03-2005 11:14pm

agent snmith gets neutered, what a crap idea for a video

The Shol'va · 29-03-2005 7:02am

Neil, I'm sure Twomey would be willing to date you, what with his blatent love for the gay and all :P

Agent Smith · 01-04-2005 10:55am

i've got over 20 pm's now regarding this, from the weird to the not so weird.....

Joe

Nietzschean · 01-04-2005 11:09am

Anyone wanting to date crash is wierd.....

http://www.google.co.uk/googlegulp/

Crash · 01-04-2005 2:41pm

anyone wanting to date YOUR FACE is weird.

ApeXaviour · 01-04-2005 2:54pm

Foreplay?

cuckoo · 03-04-2005 8:49pm

Darth Bobo wrote:

Anyone wanting to date crash is wierd.....

hmmm, i'm wierd (and weird as well...), so by dodgy logic i must want to date crash.

Nietzschean · 03-04-2005 10:41pm

cuckoo wrote:

hmmm, i'm wierd (and weird as well...), so by dodgy logic i must want to date crash.

very dodgey logic, the statement was equiv to :
Wanting to date crash ->(implies) Wierd
NOT
Wanting to date crash <-> (equivalent) Wierd

ApeXaviour · 03-04-2005 11:19pm

He means:
not all weirdos may want to date crash, but all peeps who want to date crash are weirdos.

ie the weirdos who want to date crash do not make up the entire population of weirdos.

Like me, I'm a bit weird but I have no inclination to date crash. Inspite of him being a beautiful man

Agent Smith · 04-04-2005 6:57am

ApeXaviour wrote:

Like me, I'm a bit weird but I have no inclination to date crash. Inspite of him being a beautiful man

deep down i think we are all a bit weird...

Jim_No.6 · 10-04-2005 11:42am

Especially Crash!

Now, on to the more important questions; what were you doing in the bathroom with a webcam?

Crash · 10-04-2005 4:01pm

not wearing pants. Duh.

Agent Smith · 10-04-2005 4:04pm

so far i've recived 23 pm's regarding this, if anyone is serrious, pm me your number and i'll pass it along

Jim_No.6 · 11-04-2005 2:49am

agent smith wrote:

so far i've recived 23 pm's regarding this, if anyone is serrious, pm me your number and i'll pass it along

So... why hasn't Crash gotten any? (Aside from the more obvious reasons..!)

Date Crash!

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