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Do you get enough sex ?

  • 24-03-2005 1:34pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭


    What's the sex-state of our nation ? Is it satisfied, or does Ireland go around having to get itself off all the time cause there's not enough sex to go around ?

    I can see is already - the massive gulf of division that's going to between the sexes on this one !

    Are you satisfied in your sex life ? 249 votes

    I'm male, and satisfied with my lot
    0% 0 votes
    I'm male, and could do with more
    20% 51 votes
    I'm male, and times are tough
    27% 69 votes
    I'm male, and gasping for it
    9% 24 votes
    I'm male, and my hand is my only friend
    9% 23 votes
    I'm female, and satisfied with my lot
    19% 49 votes
    I'm female, and could do with more
    5% 14 votes
    I'm female, and times are tough
    3% 9 votes
    I'm female, and gasping for it
    2% 5 votes
    I'm female, and my hand is my only friend
    2% 5 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    I'm getting none right now. Anybody want to offer their services?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    My vote goes for the top option. Thankfully. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭fletch


    I am male and happily my vote goes for the top option too! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Well I could have more if I wanted too but I'd rather it was someone I cared about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    pff, ya can never be satisfied. Its like the runs, the urge reappears after a few mins


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 729 ✭✭✭popinfresh


    Well I could have more if I wanted too but I'd rather it was someone I cared about.
    Sounds like somebody's in denial.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    gasp.....gasp.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    BEAT wrote:
    gasp.....gasp.... :p
    You know, you can gasp with me. :p:D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    *aaaahhhhhh...... lights up cigarette....thats better*


    :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    its turning blue and about to fall off.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Don't hold it so tight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nail-biting stage for me at the mo. The bloke & meself haven't had any 'private time' for over a month now due to timing wotsits etc. It's the longest we've gone in over two years.



    Getting cranky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I'm male, and could do with more, simply cause my gf lives in london :mad:

    it's a hard knock life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    its a tough life :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭Willymuncher


    I'm male, and with girlfriend in America...i get none, but when shes here, i have plenty...so i'm in between


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    i havent had any sex since the weekend but i have had alot of fun this week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ravenhead


    I could do with some more but simply because I love sex & I really enjoy it so who wouldn't want more! :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    I get a lot, live close to the GF, a bit more would be great too though :D
    Some Anal would be bit of a change aswell!! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    but is this just penatrative sex or oral sex aswell?


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I usually go for a year or two without, Id prefer to have it daily...the problem is finding someone to keep up :p since I cant....I am deprived :o


    gasp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    *Page* wrote:
    i havent had any sex since the weekend but i have had alot of fun this week.
    heh my kinda woman... shame you're not a man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭irlirishkev


    *Page* wrote:
    but is this just penatrative sex or oral sex aswell?

    I would have thought just penatrative..

    If I hadn't had a good seeing to when in Finland recently then my choice would been different.. but thankfully I'm doing okay!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    I would have thought just penatrative..

    If I hadn't had a good seeing to when in Finland recently then my choice would been different.. but thankfully I'm doing okay!

    i love oral sex the giving and recving


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    azezil wrote:
    heh my kinda woman... shame you're not a man!



    This is the internet, there is a good chance......... :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    So sorry joe but i'm all lady... maybe check out some of the atari j's on what are we poll in after hours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 Humblebee


    What exactly qualifies you as a spinster? Cuz I'm starting to wonder lately... :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    I think to be a spinster you have to be old and your hymen has to have grown back(that takes about 15 years)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I'm single so obviously I'm not getting enough. Though tbh, even in a relationship I rarely get enough.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Im not sure this is the place to be talking about such. There are an awful lot of kids on this forum recently :p

    For the record, Im doing just fine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 Humblebee


    *Page* wrote:
    I think to be a spinster you have to be old and your hymen has to have grown back(that takes about 15 years)

    Right...


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *Page* wrote:
    i love oral sex the giving and recving

    Cue 500 PM's from users to *Page*. :p

    Oh and did you get mine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    Banjo013 you should of made it a public pole, then we could all find out who all the horny boards women are!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭NeMiSiS


    I'm male, and satisfied with my lot - this is bull****.
    Theres allways room for more sex.
    TK


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Evilution


    If sex is available, then cool. If not then I don't think about it (much). I'd never go around like a tomcat with 3 balls or anything. That said, I always do have an opportunistic eye or two open.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭stagolee


    sex,sex..... sex? Ah! yes i remember sex, it involved a lot of alcohol as i remember but its so long ago now i cant be sure :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    Im getting it but i could do with more,thats cos i dont always see the missus,but older woman 30+ are what its at in bed :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    a/s/l thread?

    PM me for info.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Jr.Shabadu wrote:
    due to timing wotsits etc

    You can't have sex cos he has wotsits? eww...

    Anyway... what is this sex you speak of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    A man who is satisfied with how much sex he's getting is one who got it in the last 24 hours and thinks he's getting it again in the next 24.

    Beyond that it's always "I could do with more".


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    sex sex sex,


    yes please....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Selik


    Single at the moment but I have a ****-buddy kinda thing going on with someone so I'm getting plenty and some more thanks very much!!!! If I didn't have my er, ****-buddy I'd imagine I wouldn't be getting enough as I'll only manage to score (not just kissing!) once or twice a month.....

    All good here though... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I need more sex!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I'm single right now. Grrr.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Same. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Everyone over to mine! Leave yer underwear at home. I've got an industrial sized jar of vaseline and a crate of beer...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭allnight_2002


    Getting plenty but it is never enough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭[InsertHandle]


    4am and i'm surfin' .... more sex needed :(

    PS
    any women lookin for a guy who can stay up all night pm me ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ivylooloo


    Jr.Shabadu wrote:
    Everyone over to mine! Leave yer underwear at home. I've got an industrial sized jar of vaseline and a crate of beer...

    Find a plastic tarp, a bathtub full of pudding, and some feathers and you've got yourself a deal.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    I'm single too hee hee *concocts a cunning plan*


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