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Women, Length Or Girth?

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  • 10-03-2005 4:52pm
    #1
    bacon?
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭


    well, which?

    width or girth 32 votes

    advervarge size, with lots of girth
    0% 0 votes
    above adverage length, below adverage girth
    100% 32 votes


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    #2
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 7,860 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    i thought the choice was "women, length, or girth" in which case i would have chosen women!


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    #3
    ravenhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ravenhead


    It really does depend on the guy. I mean you could have guy that has above average length but is completely crap or you can have a guy that's not exactly huge but is fantastic ... it all comes down to the age old saying - it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean... I hate to tell you fellas but it's really about the foreplay - if you don't put the time in nothing's going to happen for us.. very few girls will come through sex alone.... :p


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    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    The_B_Man wrote:
    i thought the choice was "women, length, or girth" in which case i would have chosen women!
    same here :D

    oh well. guess i'll have to go for a massive cock instead...


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    #5
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    a fare bit of length and a full hand of girth


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    #6
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I prefer tall women to fat ones... :p


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    rainbow kirby
    Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Doesn't really matter, it's what they do with it that really counts! :p


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    *Sassy*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭*Sassy*


    rainbow kirby wrote:
    Doesn't really matter, it's what they do with it that really counts! :p

    Can't decide on this one!! But as someone said, it's all about the foreplay. Make it GOOD. Average in all directions is good. Too much girth can bring a tear to your eye, too much length can be uncomfortable in some positions.


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    #9
    ionapaul
    Registered Users Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭ionapaul


    Not me, notme


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    #10
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    a/s/l thread?


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    #11
    delly
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,657 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    atari jaguar


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    #12
    D!ve^Bomb!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭D!ve^Bomb!


    veins are good


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    #13
    uberwolf
    Registered Users Posts: 7,580 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    last time I said this a forum was created but, TBH, I like pie


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    #14
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    fat knobs are winning i see


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    #15
    Imposter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    ravenhead wrote:
    it all comes down to the age old saying - it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean...
    Or on a similar aquatic theme: It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your tackle.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Maybe the real question is; what's average? Well it has been suggested that women are not so great at judging distance, so........ (Cue unseemly rush for rulers. :) )

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #17
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    12 inches long, festooned with rusty spikes. Barbed, for preference.


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    #18
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Good Sir, If that's what you possess, may I be so bold as to suggest the good services of a surgeon. If that's what you lust after, may I suggest a psychiatrist. If it's what you both possess and lust after may I suggest an advertisement in the personals in whatever periodical you call home.....

    Jayzuz the wierdos ya meet on this here interweb. I dunno. Honestly you couldn't keep up. ;):)

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #19
    bbblueyes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bbblueyes


    :eek: What do you mean OR????!!! or??? sheesh, now we have to limit ourselves? :D That's like asking cake or frosting? Both are good, but together is best.

    As for motion of the ocean, umm...I'd rather not be in a dingy during a storm. But that's just my preference.


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    #20
    Stalfos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Is it just me or are people talking about sex or something to do with sex more often in the cuckoo's nest?

    We are talking about sex, right?


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    #21
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    It got moved here for some reason.

    I don't think this is the REAL question here.
    The REAL question is

    PIE OR CAKE


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    #22
    Stalfos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    I dont like pie
    some cakes are good though

    Alot of things are moved here.
    Shame on you, passing on your problems


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    #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    koneko wrote:
    The REAL question is

    PIE OR CAKE


    CAKEPIE!


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    #24
    Imposter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    Stalfos wrote:
    Alot of things are moved here.
    Shame on you, passing on your problems
    Welcome to The Cuckoo's Nest, The PI board for mods!


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    #25
    Stalfos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Imposter wrote:
    Welcome to The Cuckoo's Nest, The PI board for mods!

    Finally, i have been accepted :)


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    #26
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    girth's the man aparently


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    #27
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    koneko wrote:
    It got moved here for some reason.

    I don't think this is the REAL question here.
    The REAL question is

    PIE OR CAKE
    Surely 'Cake or Death'


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    #28
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,266 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Crucifixion!


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    #29
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Cake or crucifixion?


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    #30
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    *Page* wrote:
    a full hand of girth

    I don't think that exists. That'd be as wide as a mug. A full hand? A mug? Or even a milk carton? A milk carton? A mug?


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    #31
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,889 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    women


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