What's your catchphrase of the moment?

simu

Mine is "I'm talkin' down town!" said in a black American accent. It works so well at the end of just about any sentence.

It's a fairly obscure Simpsons quote. What's your current catchphrase?

Chad ghostal

"Super, thanks for asking.." in a normal hum drum talk-a-day accent..

i think i need a new one

Sarky

I've been using a phrase from the Hitman comics, specifically from Bueno Exellenté (fighting crime through the power of perversion), and thus I often say "Heh heh heh, bueno...". Particularly when something previously said is ripe with innocent innuendo.

grimsbymatt

One up the bum, no harm done.


(works best if you don't pronounce the 'h' in 'harm')

Zombienosh

Jesus christ naked on a non saddled unicycle going over speed bumps.

Stalfos

AlcoholicA wrote:

Jesus christ naked on a non saddled unicycle going over speed bumps.

LMAO

Mine is "too right" at the moment
Example
Person: It's a nice day today
Reponse: Too right

The_B_Man

grimsbymatt wrote:

One up the bum, no harm done.

up the gicker, 10 times quicker!

Piste

Mine is stolen off my friend 'I'll bet you will!' said oh-so suggestively and with a leer thrown in. Also said when somethnig is ripe with in-your-endo.

'I love warm chocolate muffins!'
'I'll bet you do!'

sanncoo

For some reason mine is

'Don't mention the war!'

or another one is

'it's my get out of jail free card'!

Don't even ask me where I got them!!!

Geranium

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get....the women

smoke.me.a.kipper

"oh ja, for sure" at the moment.

pickarooney

Mostly an exasperated "Ach, Scheisse!"

Numina

If somebody does something wrong I say "You're crap at this game!"

Rozabeez

Micheal Jackson style: "A'm sarry"

Interceptor

I'm going through a 'Mexican accent' phase at the moment and I end conversations with 'Buenos nachos amoeba'

I also answer obscure questions with 'My-name-is-Jose-I-keell-people-for-money-but-since-you-my-friend-I-keell-you-for-notheeeng.'

'cptr

azezil

my reply to everything... "fabliss Mandy"

oh and "ain't no thing but a chinken wing" WTF!? where the hell did i pick that up, doing my head in!! >_<

tSubh Dearg

oh Lordy Lordy!

[Jackass]

"Incest is best, put your sister to the test."

memphis

I find myself saying.... adapts Dublin accent "What's the story, Bud?"

Donno where I picked it up but it just stuck in my head.

Also love to use following when someone is annoyin me "Your wreckin' me buzz"... also said in Dublin accent.

Zombienosh

Do I look like I give a strawberry flavoured ****? :cool:

Ro: maaan!

sanncoo wrote:

For some reason mine is

'Don't mention the war!'

or another one is

'it's my get out of jail free card'!

Don't even ask me where I got them!!!

Faulty Towers and Monopoly?


I've been saying "boo-hoo" a lot lately.

grimsbymatt

A favourite simile of mine: -

"I'm sweating like a paedophile on sports day"

Winters

"Cool-eo"

I'm adding an 'e-o' onto the end of cool recently. I like it.

koneko

I've been saying LOLers .... ("ohmygod, lollers!")

I know it doesn't make much sense in actual words, but it amuses me.

Stalfos

"I am not amused"
or "one is not amused" if i'm feeling like a queen (female cat)

Sarky

"Twitchin' like a blind lesbian in a fish shop."

Chad ghostal

"eH-up chuck?" ..to everyone and anyone who doesnt hit back..

jezza

relaxeeeeee taxiiii
oh lord
d'uh like....
i know
my badddd!
for the last freakin time

azezil

'whoopsies'

'well... why don't you just **** off and die!' say it in a sarcastic tone but i've also said it to people who don't know me and they didn't find it so much funny as offensive...

gaui3d0pnbz86o

thats what she said last night!

also, no phone call is complete with out whats the beef!

Winters

I have also been saying "sexulant" a lot in the past couple of months.

Its *my* word

CuLT

"roffle my toffle"

and I've been saying "sexcellent" quiet a bit.

Rozabeez

"getawayfromme!"

koneko

CuLT wrote:

and I've been saying "sexcellent" quiet a bit.

Stealing that.
Ain't nothing you can do about it either!

grimsbymatt

koneko wrote:

Stealing that.
Ain't nothing you can do about it either!

Me too. I reckon a post-coital "ooh, that was sexcellent" will give my girlfriend something to think about.

Or perhaps "That was first-class intercourse", a la Alan Partridge.

CuLT

Oh noes teh stealing

Now I'm unoriginal again. Oh well, back to unusually long curly hair to seperate myself from the masses.

reality

I sure am/ I surely do/ I surely will.


eg. Oh look its snowing!
-I sure am.
I said look at the snow.
-I surely will.
You spout alot of sh***.
-I surely do
God, you're annoying.
-I sure am.


etc etc etc.

grimsbymatt

Quite enjoy shouting "Get your liver out" at girls from my mate's car window.

Well, I am 26 now.

pickarooney

Jizzus Chriis'

SantaHoe

"Now dats what I'm talkin' about, mmmhmmm."
...among others.

SantaHoe

pickarooney wrote:

Jizzus Chriis'

=

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kano476

when im on the lock to every young wan i sees:

"c'mere and I ride ya!" i think its one of tommy teirnans.

doesent work at all.

CuLT

Really? That works for me every time!

Well, it's usually preceded by a quiet drink in a nice establishment, a meal, two to three months of relationship and I phrase it somewhat differently...

but other than that, exactly the same.

BEAT

yaaaaa maaannn!
in my best beastie boys screechy voice

or,
ya man, I can dig it
in my cool beatnik voice

edibility

Margaret Tatcher naked on a cold day, riding a horse.

Mainly to get rid of lecherous/annpying people. Works rather well.

tSubh Dearg

consarn it!

CuLT

Oh I seem to have nicked a few people too.

I use "lollers" and "my-name-is-Jose-I-keel-people-for-money-but-since-you-my-friend-I-keel-you-for-nothiiiiiiiing"

Shiminay

NOW LET YE!

Why wouldn't ye?

Sign's are on ye...

etc..

Infini

Few of the ones I would use..

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I've heard it all before."

"Bring it on ,queerbait!"

Etc, etc, and soforth.

koneko

CuLT wrote:

I use "lollers"

Stealer

grimsbymatt

Work it out, Doctor Strangefruit.