Chat Up Lines

neuro-praxis

Come on, hit me with your finest!

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Give me back my towel. I'll sue.

Paladin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Id hit you alright

Steven

Still haven't changed your strategy with the ladies, eh Pal?

Paladin

Lady?!?!!?


(At least I have a strategy *cough*IwonTheRAceTo200*cough* )

Dont be at yourself

Best chat-up line ever: 'ASL?'

oh wait... I really should get out more.

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Eye ham zee Walroos.
You ham zee Flyhead.

richindub2

Nekky, check out the cybersex thread for more of that sort of thing

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UP DA DUBS!!

Megatron

my one i think rocks and it's worked a good few times....

"I've had a really bad day, all i want now are 2 things and it's not what your thinking,
one is a pint ( which i wish i had right now !!!) and the second one is to see a beautful woman smile"
so pal can you smile you b!tch !!!

the line has worked .. but only in ireland ,
if i was in the UK i'd go for more
"you know your eyes are like spanners "
"every time i look into them my nuts tighten"

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

DeadBankClerk

can i buy you a drink or do u just want the money?

DeadBankClerk

if you want one that actually works:

talk about cartoons of the eightees (he-man bravestarr etc..) and how ****ty modern day cartoons are.

then have an argument about how good/bad pokémon is. then jump up and down in fits of laughter saying "PIKA!!" "by the power of greyskull"

strange, but it often results in kissing :P :P

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- Dead Bank Clerk -
[clergy]Altar Boy
"Build a man a fire, and he'll
be warm for a day. Set a man on
fire, and he'll be warm for the
rest of his life."

Megatron

and just what pubs\clubs have these worked in .....

\ gets his jacket read !!1

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

TwoShedsJackson

'Fancy a fu<k?'. On hearing 'NO!!!!' or getting punched in the face, follow with 'well, would you mind lying down while I have one?'

smoke.me.a.kipper

d'ya come here often??

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- Ciaran
smoke-me-a-kipper
S-M-A-K bottom!!

Da Bounca

lol


he never fails to make me smile

Lump

LOL @ Castor You have l££T Woman Sk1LLzzzz


John

Dont be at yourself

/me slicks back hair and smoothens shirt

"How would you like to see the soles of your shoes in the wing mirrors of my car?"

"Do you want to go halves on a *******?"

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Eye ham zee Walroos.
You ham zee Flyhead.

Shiminay

A great Redneck one I've heard is "How's yer la-la???"

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

Excelsior

When talking to Neuro, Pal reminds me of the kids in primary school (and rather depressingly, secondary too) that used to pull the hair or push to the ground, the girl that they fancied.

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My Adolescent website:
http://www.iol.net/~mullent

Shiminay

LOL - a great retort Excel!!!

Pally - j00 w3r3 0wn3d!!!

(note, if I see smoke on this board, I'll banish this under the bridge and spank the guilty parties)

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

LegacyUser

Haha Kharn lad she would only love that as for Paladin "pld"

black_wizardd

"so, do you like stuff ?"

p.s: dav, "hows yer la la"...fuppin hilarious

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back from the dead, well kind of

[This message has been edited by black_wizardd (edited 20-04-2001).]

Shiminay

HAAHAA!!!!

Tis the floppiest Sligo man in the world - Jimmy - exams over and placement begun?

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

Paladin

Haha excel. Good one, only umm....
Why are you thinking of little boys in primary schools when this thread was about pick up lines?

neuro-praxis

Wow, you guys suck. I thought I was going to get to hear some gems here!

Clintons Cat

i find the occassional sweet smile works best in the long play game.
Havent found the ultimate one night stand knicker opener to pass on to the next generation,if a girl likes you then it really doesnt matter what you say as long as you make it kind of sound funny and she laughs...GAME ON.
Once pulled using the Blackadder line..."I Love You And I Want You To Have My Babies" delivered in a loud voice in a crowded bar to a girl i had only just met.
Lets face it if the Procreation of the species relied upon the pulling power of the average male chat up line then the human race would be extinct long ago.
In closing let me add try to avoid being over moody or cool,both traits might seem to be desirable in movie leading men but in real life most girls find it a turn off.

amp

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
Wow, you guys suck. I thought I was going to get to hear some gems here!</font>

lol! What on earth made you think that? The high nerd population?

Let see, my last girlfriend I pulled when I got back from the dancefloor and she complained that the guy setting behind her kept trying to chat her up. I said I could think of a way to make him stop and I kissed her. It made him stop allright.

I once asked a good female friend of mine had she ever had an affair. She said no and I asked her did she want to. She didn't

Can't win em all.

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Lunacy Abounds! GLminesweeper RO><ORS!
art is everything and of course nothing and possibly also a sausage

SheroN

'hello you have a nice face....mind if i lob it out and come all over it?'

this kinda worked...since when is sex with animals illegal?

Evil Phil

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long.

LegacyUser

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Paladin:
Haha excel. Good one, only umm....
Why are you thinking of little boys in primary schools when this thread was about pick up lines?</font>

ROFL LMAO pld paladin but still Id hit u all right was a funny one

Victor

Fancy another shower tomorrow?

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Spunog UIE

Had a similar drunken/stoned converstaion with some friends about this before.

-> I may not be Fred Flintstone but ill make your bed-rock! (make sure you'll laugh if ya ever say it or you'll scare the poor lass.) lol. brillance. Can't take credit for it tho.

One of my friends swares by this,
"did you know Pringles are made from dehydrated potatoes". Says it be full proof conversation starter.

haa ha.



chat up lines don't work, although she could feel sorry for you, ya poor *******.

po0k

" I wish my arms were knives, so I could spread ur legs like warm butter"
Got a smack in the face for that one.
But it was worth it.

Excelsior

Amp, that is the coolest one ever.

And Pal, I actually didn't mention little boys at all. So it begs the question, why are you thinking about them?

Was I wrong, do you in fact sublimate your homosexual feelings into thinking up good insults for Neuro?

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My Adolescent website:
http://www.iol.net/~mullent

Paladin

Well yes actually, on both counts, but that all ended just now when I realised Neuro wasnt a little boy

Are YOU a little boy then Excel?

Paladin

And thats not "do you have a little boy"(because I dont mind honestly, unless I make you feel inadequate for which I am truly sorry).

Hmm. Im not getting out enough.
hehe

Actually its funny, Last time I was at [insert local nightclub name] I had these girls from [insert nearby town name] asking me to give them some good chat up lines.

Women are so demanding of me.
And only yesterday one made me drive her home after watching a video.

Tssk.

Paladin

Oh and thanks for calling it a "good insult" btw excel

It was only a smart ass remark really tbh, but Im glad u think so much of it hehe.
(In fairness tho, the questioned begged that reply, no matter WHO asked the question )

DeadBankClerk

"come with me to the forrest, i will impregnate you with my seed."

after delivering this one, every girl at the party started looking at me very cautiously. :P it was worth it to see the girl run. RUN RUN AWAY!! IM GONNA GET YA! IM GONNA GET YA!!

(she told me she was 16)

bye.

Victor

DBC go collect a Darwin award.

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Littletinyman

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
"come with me to the forrest, i will impregnate you with my seed."
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He tried to use this on me last night

LegacyUser

LMAO dbc thats funny but some how i dont see that workin on neuro

gimp, apparently

"my nob is almost as thick as a paper towel rod"

po0k

Just...<Nnrggghh!> going to wedge...<Gggrrhgh!>.....in here....<Ahhh>

'So do you want to fúck now or should I appologise?'
Classic. To the point. Very male.
One would be surprised how many drunk women use it........

Paladin

LOL @ DBC

OMG thats funny

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Sometimes you grab the tail by the tiger,
Sometimes you grab the horns by the bull.

DeadBankClerk

"hello claire. i'm marc. your mommy is sick today, but she told me i was to collect you from school. would u like a sweetie? you are very pretty. my car is parked over here, come on now and i'll drive you home. would u like to sit on my knee when i drive? you have very pretty hair. do u mind if i stroke it?"

(claire came with me to the forrest, but her screams attracted attention, so i had to let her go, and take off the blindfold )

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
Fancy another shower tomorrow?</font>

Was this unnecessary as I had seen the fraulein naked at this stage?

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Excelsior

I am not very good with words, so I am sure you can empathise with the delicate connundrum I find myself in, but, would you like to go out with me?


Phil (Gerry) thinks its brilliant.

And Pal, I mean, you are the one who is constantly trying to flirt and engage Neuro, and failing to impress her. So who shuld be feeling "inadequate"?

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My Adolescent website:
http://www.iol.net/~mullent

Paladin

Flirt? Oh dear god. And I thought I needed to get out more.

Besides, its you I really want Excelsior. Your typing is just so sensual, the way you gently stroke the keys into submission, voluptiously enticing every mouse into your intricate web of nubility, OOOOOH suits you sir!

JustHalf

I don't get this chat up line thing... but if you want something funny...

Write on a card "Smile if you'd like to dance" and hand it to her. Replace dance with your action of choice.

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And God said to Adam: 'I am root, FOO.'

It rained in San Francisco Wednesday evening, but the penguins were
still there Thursday morning, smiling broadly.

neuro-praxis

Nice work Marc, you're in there.

Megatron

i used this one on friday night .. and it worked a treat ....

i walked upto the girl and then i pointed at her chest ( no here t!ts just above them) and when she looked down i brought mmy finger up and flicked her nose.
auldest trick inthe book ... and u know what .. it worked !!!!

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

Lord Khan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Littletinyman:
He tried to use this on me last night

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did it work?

black_wizardd

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
HAAHAA!!!!

Tis the floppiest Sligo man in the world - Jimmy - exams over and placement begun?

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yes indeedy exams over, placement has begun and it fuppin rocks, shall have to meet up for a few drinky poos at some stage over the summer